Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
I sexually Identify as an Expansive Ornate Building. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing on the corner of Oxford and Piccadilly making disgusting foreigners jealous of my expanses and ornamentation. People say to me that a person being a building is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install gambrel roofs, balconies, and Ionic columns with ornate friese and stylobate on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Edifice” and respect my right to loom imposingly and needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a buildingphobe and need to check your architectural privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Lmao who are you? Your not a drama autist, your a newfangled pretending to be one. Your like Trump trying to best Clinton. (Spoiler alert, Clinton is better)
i have a suspicion an intern showed carlson the apache helicopter pasta once while trying to explain memes to him and now he just thinks every time a liberal uses the word "identify" its a sex thing
Legit questions: how is this kinda shit not a joke? Like it has to be, right ? And how does this shit not get deemed offensive when all kinds of other shit does ?
There's a sample slide from "Living as a plural beging" here, appendix page 87. Even though it's the kind of thing you'd expect to see written in human feces on an asylum wall, someone went to the trouble of making a nice looking presentation and it does look kinda real.
It piggybacks off Transgender rhetoric, which makes it part of the packaged deal.
If you question it, you become the bad guy questioning all of LGBT.
Its also deeply tied to SJW culture. The "plural" thing was part of the Tumblr fandom/snowflake culture that was intermixing with the Tumblr SJW culture pre-2011 (before the Tumblr SJ boom where they all invaded twitter and SJWs became a big thing.)
The short non-autistic version is that if you look at the SJW crowd on Tumblr you'll see these plural people everywhere, along with a lot of other weird shit that they don't carry to Twitter.
When the whole company culture is obsessed with not being a stuffy corporate office (which is rampant in Silicon Valley), worthwhile shit like mature, professional behavior and boundaries get thrown out along with the dress codes and time reporting sheets.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-10
Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
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1 starship_litterbox 2018-01-10
Here's how
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-10
an expansive ornate building?
that's... remarkable
It hadn't occured to me that someone could identify as an inanimate object.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-01-10
Who's going to throw the hotdog down the hallway on that one?
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-01-10
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-10
have u not seen that extremely tired pasta about the apache copter
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-10
Right, but it did not occur to me that someone could unironically think they're an inanimate object
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-10
I sexually Identify as an Expansive Ornate Building. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing on the corner of Oxford and Piccadilly making disgusting foreigners jealous of my expanses and ornamentation. People say to me that a person being a building is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install gambrel roofs, balconies, and Ionic columns with ornate friese and stylobate on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Edifice” and respect my right to loom imposingly and needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a buildingphobe and need to check your architectural privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
1 allendrio 2018-01-10
I thought you of all people would know , being a piece of shit and all.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-10
no u
1 allendrio 2018-01-10
fuck you got (((me)))
1 Fucking_White_Mail 2018-01-10
Can't cuck the tuck
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-10
sorry bud I already started this convo in the other thread and stole yo thunder
here it is if you wanna read what us autists said
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7p5dsf/the_damore_lawsuit_filing_contains_90_pages_of/dset2n7/
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-10
Lmao who are you? Your not a drama autist, your a newfangled pretending to be one. Your like Trump trying to best Clinton. (Spoiler alert, Clinton is better)
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-10
u mad bro?
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-10
No, I'm just not a trumptard
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-10
who gives a fuck? this is about laffin at google's crazies
also yes, u mad. not hiding it well lol
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-10
Lmao, just shut up kid, I think your mad
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-10
so basically "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
lol
and just to increase the madness
South Korea's Moon credits Trump with 'huge' contribution to North Korea talks
daddy bringing peace to the koreas in 2018, while mommy burns down her third house in 3 years in a satanic ritual.
you chose wisely!
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-10
Hey u/Ed_ButteredToast I found a good lolcow
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-10
hahahahahaha imagine thinking anyone reading this conversation would see your posts in a positive way, to the point of actively linking it to others.
go ahead and embarrass yourself, dude. Hi Ed!
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-10
THERE IT IS
THE PROOF WE NEED
attack helicoptor identity is SAVED
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-10
i have a suspicion an intern showed carlson the apache helicopter pasta once while trying to explain memes to him and now he just thinks every time a liberal uses the word "identify" its a sex thing
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-10
Isn't it?
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-01-10
It is
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-10
Legit questions: how is this kinda shit not a joke? Like it has to be, right ? And how does this shit not get deemed offensive when all kinds of other shit does ?
1 its_never_lupus 2018-01-10
There's a sample slide from "Living as a plural beging" here, appendix page 87. Even though it's the kind of thing you'd expect to see written in human feces on an asylum wall, someone went to the trouble of making a nice looking presentation and it does look kinda real.
1 autistitron 2018-01-10
Because they use the NAMBLA tactic.
It piggybacks off Transgender rhetoric, which makes it part of the packaged deal.
If you question it, you become the bad guy questioning all of LGBT.
Its also deeply tied to SJW culture. The "plural" thing was part of the Tumblr fandom/snowflake culture that was intermixing with the Tumblr SJW culture pre-2011 (before the Tumblr SJ boom where they all invaded twitter and SJWs became a big thing.)
The short non-autistic version is that if you look at the SJW crowd on Tumblr you'll see these plural people everywhere, along with a lot of other weird shit that they don't carry to Twitter.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-10
I was told tumblr style bullshit never affected real life. How does this shit fly in an office? I'm just so confused
1 -absolutego- 2018-01-10
When the whole company culture is obsessed with not being a stuffy corporate office (which is rampant in Silicon Valley), worthwhile shit like mature, professional behavior and boundaries get thrown out along with the dress codes and time reporting sheets.
1 autistitron 2018-01-10
It's tied to LGBT rhetoric, so first guess is no one at Google wanted to be the one to deny or reject it.
The Tumblr intermixing of hardcore fandoms and SJ is why LGBT believes in 900 or so genders now, along with the plural stuff and otherkin,
1 Wimzer 2018-01-10
Have you ever ran into HR outside of work