Blah Blah Cannibalism

23  2018-01-10 by ChaosMarine123

32 comments

You do know that prions are one of the scariest things on the planet, correct?

I would rather fight a tiger with a jet pack then risk being exposed to prions.

Edit: I would without a doubt fight 10 thousand tigers with a jet pack then be exposed to a prion, at least with the tigers you have a chance to survive, and if you die, then you die a cool death and die with your brain intact instead of shitting yourself shaking because your brain is being rotted away.

Humans ugh find a way

You underestimate how bad tigers can be. You won't be dying a painless death lol

Look up Fatal Familiar Insomnia, a prion disease where you literally don't sleep for two years before being demented and dying from not being able to sleep.

I would rather die from tigers tbh.

Yeah but they will probably make a low budget b movie out of the incident so really it's a win all around.

Lol true

Don't like the first thing tigers do is go and break the neck though? It's not like a bear.

That one that makes you sleep a lot until you die seems kinda nice tho

Then there’s the one that makes you not sleep at all until you die from not sleeping

Mis folded proteins!!!

Fun fact : in some neurological diseases, virtually any amount of microscopic prions (as long as they're folded in the pathological way) is an almost surefire way to get it.

Wait, are the 10,000 tigers sharing a single jetpack? Do they each have a jetpack? Or do you have the jetpack? I'm not clear on this.

It doesn't matter. They each have a jetpack.

He’s special

Prions are large shrimps you see in Battlestar Galactica.

I agree with u/ChaosMarine123 I find no moral argument against healthily practiced cannibalism

It is the only way to grok in fullness.

Do me a favor please.

Lay in a tanning booth and get skin cancer. Actually get skin cancer.

Post should've ended here tbh, that's all that needs to be said.

rubs nipples tell me more how I should die

I don't want you to die, only to Keep Yourself Safe

<3

I thought prions only came from eating brains?

Nah.

linking to your own shitposts

Fuck off faggot.

its not a shitpost its a genuine opinion

you're genuinely retarded lul

Eat my ass OP.

glady, now bend over and let me suck all the juicy chocolate

Tbh you deserve prions

A little bit of both. It is disgusting and morally retarded. Third part is the Prions. You’re clearly dumb.

/u/joshrichardsonsson, I'm having trouble parsing this part. What does "morally retarded" mean? Perhaps you meant "morally repugnant"?

Also, how can you be so obviously correct and so obviously mentally deficient at the same time?

Retarded in a moral sense.

I haven’t heard it either but I think it fits.