There is no Conservative safe space. Every day, everywhere, the Conservative American ideology is disputed, antagonized and alienated. Every Conservative fights the Evil-Conservative image every day, to maintain not only their dignity, but their wellbeing.

57  2018-01-10 by Trojan_Zorse

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/u/eMaReF there is totally a conservative safe space. It's called the sweet sweet embrace of an opium high, you should try it out! The best starter kit is going to your local doctor, claim you tweaked your back while you give him a wink, and off you go on your blissful new life!

Huh I figured meth would be more to their liking..

Meth? Have you spent the last decade in a coma? If so, the black guy won in 2008, Sarah Palin's family is white trash, and Rob Ford is dead.

PS: the cake is a lie.

Rob Ford is dead.

Goodnight, sweet prince and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

and Rob Ford is dead.

Wait what? When did this happen?

I thought conservatives were against safe spaces?

Daddy needs to save them from the mean bullies on the internet 😯💦

Facts are no good very bad meanie words that trigger people who believe in peepee economics and life at conception.

No, only against those for women and minorities.

one set of rules for us, another for them

Predictable. lol

They seem to be against leaks, too, based in the reaction to Sen. Feinstein's release yesterday. But, that doesn't make any sense, right?

We are

Then why is r/Conservative such a crybaby corner?

I’ve never been. I may be falling for the no true Scotsman fallacy but I doubt you’ll find a real Conservative on reddit

What are conservatives basically trying to conserve anyway?

marriage = 1 bussy + 1 gussy

TLDR: Hetero ppl nonsense

Smh

I don’t know what the title means precisely as in when it was first created Ie. classical conservative, but you can just say that a fiscal conservative only wants to allocate to a government program as much a necessary, saving the tax payer dollar. I just think of it as a label. Like what are liberals trying to liberate? Just a name.

> WikiLeaks fans still not accepting it's been an albino twink worship cult for years

/u/emaref you should try not being a cuckservative faggot

Why do both liberals and conservatives have to be angry now a days?

Come on guys, can we come together and accept that radical dirtbag centrism is the best ideology? Have you ever met an angry centrist? Of course not, they have transcended emotion

We're saving our anger for the Day of the Horseshoe.

Cannot come soon enough

Ah, yes, the smuggest and most superior position.

No, that would be radical internationalist centrism.

Not approved for lower functioning apes.

They say Anarcho Centrist's IQs are so high they can understand every joke in Rick and Morty.

IQs so high we get the jokes that aren't even made.

I mean, to be fair, Liberals are still playing catchup in the great game of "fucking up everything."

They're gaining fast but they still have a long, long way to go.

They're gaining fast but they still have a long, long way to go.

I dunno man, it seems like conservatives recently put in a really good effort which has paid massive dividends by massively expanding their lead.

Most people honestly don't give a shit about your politics one way or another. Google is just a really weird place in a really weird state, and I doubt that their current management survives the fallout from this long term.

This is most likely going to be a serious wake-up call to the tech companies.

if you think that mega-tard damore is going to cause lasting change at google you're extremely stupid

I dunno dude, that particular aspie seems to have brought us one step closer to mayocide at Google.

Which would only cement Google further against his ilk.

Anything to accelerate the mayocide!

/u/eMaReF have you tried not being a messy twink?

When presented under the right conditions, the Conservative-American opinion may seem simply racist, but it is important to keep in mind that the normal, non-fanatical majority of the ideological region of Conservatism neither are driven by nor value, racial supremacy. The biggest concern of Conservatives here isn't the racial characteristics of the incoming Mexican-American population, but rather, it is the moral characteristics of said in-fluxing population

"im not racist! i just doubt the moral character of brown people! what, why are you looking at me like that?"

Only 78%? Lots of right wing chuds at /r/drama

Yeah, there was an infestation about a year and a half back

there was

Meet /u/feeepo

If literally everyone and everything around you is saying your ideology is fucking stupid, it's probably fucking stupid.

That's a bit melodramatic but they're not entirely wrong. Just look at all the once-neutral political forums on Reddit that are now left-wing echo chambers. Most of the people in education are left-wing and have become a bit brazen about their bias. Most of the media is left-wing. Most of Hollywood and its messaging is left-wing. The only thing they really get wrong is the bit about business, which is an equal opportunity exploiter that gives money to both sides knowing they have to grease the skids regardless of who runs things. There's no need to whine about it like this guy is doing, but it's true.

>holds every branch of government

"HELP, WE'RE OPPRESSED!"

/u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu conservatives_irl lmao

In March 2008, WikiLeaks published what they referred to as "the collected secret 'bibles' of Scientology", and three days later received letters threatening to sue them for breach of copyright

sauce

2008, Wikipedia publishes leaked documents to take down a cult.

2018, they tweet links to a document which is public record to stir up shit on the internet. Times change.

You can thank the naked mole rat who turned it from a legit org into a personal shilling platform

Every day, everywhere, the Conservative American ideology is disputed, antagonized, and alienated by the popular narritaves of its nearest sources and institutons of Education, News, Business and even Entertainment.

This is actually true, but crying about it is super pathetic. Of course you're being put down and ostracized - that's called losing. If you want to stop being treated like a second class citizen you need to stop being a second class citizen. Don't expect your enemy to be gracious in victory when you know you wouldn't be.

Protest without power is also called "bitching and moaning" and it's just embarrassing. You're using progressive (winner) tactics that won't work for you because you're a conservative, AKA a loser. Ever notice how that one conservative demonstration with one violent guy got more backlash than every violent progressive demonstration in the past 2 years put together? Yeah that should tell you that protest is not your weapon. And crying on the internet is just lazy protest.