Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
A standard rule to remember is that if your post or comments are stupid, contain emoji(s), internet slang or regurgitated internet "jokes", then I automatically downvote.
"Well, yes, I have the latest figures on the Iranian centrifuges, but these are classified. They're for..."
"For whom?" she asked. She wasn't even being coy. So forthright. So direct. So down to business. I had never been so flustered in my life.
"M... m... Ms. Rozen, can we just..."
She didn't speak a word, merely shaking her head with a smile and pointing to the closet door. In the United Nations Headquarters of all places! Of course, I complied...
And how could I resist? You saw how Javad Zarif and Federica Mogherini were giggling with each other like hormonal teenagers. In a sex-crazed atmosphere like that, can I even be blamed?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-11
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
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1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-01-11
if 4chan is even in your vocabulary you done fucked up my dude
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-11
It's definitely a real list.
1 amtbln 2018-01-11
What's with all those comments warning people not to open it?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-11
because it's a bomb and it's also a google docs list that probably phishes all your banking information
1 neveryousay3 2018-01-11
π°π³π±π±π π€
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
A standard rule to remember is that if your post or comments are stupid, contain emoji(s), internet slang or regurgitated internet "jokes", then I automatically downvote.
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-11
π downsnoozle me bby
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
Ok ^ _ ^
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-11
MEOW! π»
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
β¬οΈοΈ
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-11
Punish me!
πΏπΏπΏI've been naughty πΏπΏπΏ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
https://i.imgur.com/27dReYM.gif
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
https://i.imgur.com/cmTUofe.gif
1 neveryousay3 2018-01-11
I downvoted you....also I don't think that U R cute anymore...you monster...Fuck you Ed.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
Mmmmmmm ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ ) Ν‘Β°
1 neveryousay3 2018-01-11
Gulag urself Ed.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
Really?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
/u/neveryousay3 pls love meeeeee π
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-11
π°
1 freet0 2018-01-11
you can tell because it's multiple items arranged one after the other
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-11
That was leaked months ago
1 Redactor0 2018-01-11
This is dumb. I could come up with better fanfics about Laura Rozen forcing me into a closet and having her way with me.
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-11
I'm all ears.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-11
"Well, yes, I have the latest figures on the Iranian centrifuges, but these are classified. They're for..."
"For whom?" she asked. She wasn't even being coy. So forthright. So direct. So down to business. I had never been so flustered in my life.
"M... m... Ms. Rozen, can we just..."
She didn't speak a word, merely shaking her head with a smile and pointing to the closet door. In the United Nations Headquarters of all places! Of course, I complied...
And how could I resist? You saw how Javad Zarif and Federica Mogherini were giggling with each other like hormonal teenagers. In a sex-crazed atmosphere like that, can I even be blamed?
1 LemonScore 2018-01-11
https://pagesix.com/2018/01/10/woman-who-created-s-ty-media-men-list-outs-herself-in-essay/?_ga=2.178118373.1976928979.1515677277-980209966.1510609446