I often think of this story from 4chan when I see people today want to implement a similar regime.
When will commies realize the "communism" they dream about will never happen?
Russian here. I was born in the USSR, my grandfather was a KGB official and my father was a KGB foreign adviser.
I will tell you what will happen if a socialist revolution aka wealth distributions occurs. Who do you think this proletariat and "oppressed" people are? You? No. You hipsters are the harmful bourjois element.
The true ones are rednecks, white trash and ghetto hoodlums. You hipsters may lead the revolution at the initial stage, but they will be the revolutionaries and they will hate you with the strongest class- hate with all your fancy college education and iPhones. Southern rednecks are more likely to form a common bond with ghetto gangs than with "intellectuals". It has been proven many times in many lands where communism was forced, that when class warfare begins the races and nations forget the hate and unite.
So that's what's gonna happen: Someone will knock at the door of your home in your nice middle class gated community.
When you open the door you will find commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus, who will tell you that having such a big house for yourself is not what a true communist does a 2 families of hobos are moving in with you. You will be allowed to have 1 room, 1 bed and necessary personal belongings. Everything else in the house will be shared.
The rich guys who's money you were about to redistribute left the country and suddenly you realize, their Swiss bank accounts are unreachable and there is nothing to redistribute. The corporations go bankrupt collapsing the DOW index, which makes the currency just a fancy green paper worth nothing.
Then you realize US was importing food, because there wasn't enough to support 300 millions of people. Importing by paying with money, which is now worth nothing. And then there's hunger.
And to suppress the hungry angry mob, who don't give a care about high Marxist ideals and just wants to make everything like it was before, Red Terror starts. With the new NKVD and purges.
Eventually commissar Jamal will put you on your knees and shot you at the back of your stupid head for not being dedicated enough. Welcome to 1917.
Most commies just want the multi millionaires (as in hundreds not as in you have 3 mil due to being a farmer with capital) and just fly the communist flag because people love to pigeonhole idealogy like retards.
"Why isn't anyone talking about [my pet cause]???" Is almost always a straight up lie from some fringe nutjob. I was reading about this while idly browsing Wikipedia yesterday.
So much of this shit reads off like its ripped from T_D. It's honestly surreal how similar these subs are in which both user groups are frothing retards.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-11
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1 neveryousay3 2018-01-11
" Capitalist bourgeoisie".......🤔
So, like 90% of reddit communists?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-11
I often think of this story from 4chan when I see people today want to implement a similar regime.
When will commies realize the "communism" they dream about will never happen?
Russian here. I was born in the USSR, my grandfather was a KGB official and my father was a KGB foreign adviser.
I will tell you what will happen if a socialist revolution aka wealth distributions occurs. Who do you think this proletariat and "oppressed" people are? You? No. You hipsters are the harmful bourjois element.
The true ones are rednecks, white trash and ghetto hoodlums. You hipsters may lead the revolution at the initial stage, but they will be the revolutionaries and they will hate you with the strongest class- hate with all your fancy college education and iPhones. Southern rednecks are more likely to form a common bond with ghetto gangs than with "intellectuals". It has been proven many times in many lands where communism was forced, that when class warfare begins the races and nations forget the hate and unite.
So that's what's gonna happen: Someone will knock at the door of your home in your nice middle class gated community.
When you open the door you will find commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus, who will tell you that having such a big house for yourself is not what a true communist does a 2 families of hobos are moving in with you. You will be allowed to have 1 room, 1 bed and necessary personal belongings. Everything else in the house will be shared.
The rich guys who's money you were about to redistribute left the country and suddenly you realize, their Swiss bank accounts are unreachable and there is nothing to redistribute. The corporations go bankrupt collapsing the DOW index, which makes the currency just a fancy green paper worth nothing.
Then you realize US was importing food, because there wasn't enough to support 300 millions of people. Importing by paying with money, which is now worth nothing. And then there's hunger.
And to suppress the hungry angry mob, who don't give a care about high Marxist ideals and just wants to make everything like it was before, Red Terror starts. With the new NKVD and purges.
Eventually commissar Jamal will put you on your knees and shot you at the back of your stupid head for not being dedicated enough. Welcome to 1917.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
/u/starship_litterbox :(
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-11
o7
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1 neveryousay3 2018-01-11
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1 WereCarrot 2018-01-11
Oh that guy deleted his account? Thank god.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
Hater
1 allendrio 2018-01-11
Most commies just want the multi millionaires (as in hundreds not as in you have 3 mil due to being a farmer with capital) and just fly the communist flag because people love to pigeonhole idealogy like retards.
1 TheGreatRoh 2018-01-11
Unless they live in Slab City, 100% of Reddit Communists.
1 Ed_BitteredToast 2018-01-11
The only thing dumber than being a commie in the [current year]
Is supporting Mommytm right /u/ed_butteredtoast
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-11
These accounts are lame. Back in my day, we were all forsetis, not eds.
1 Ed_BitteredToast 2018-01-11
Yeah well we're not the novelty account that /r/drama deserves, but we're the one it needs right no
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-11
Yawn
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-11
epic reference rofl
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-11
>the ussr was the "most successful, longest lasting Socialist movement in history"
Not really a glowing endorsement m8.
Also /u/lilsnarty i was told that the ussr "wasnt real communism/socialism". Did retaded internet commies lie?
1 Wordshark 2018-01-11
The good stuff they did was communism. The bad was all state capitalism.
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-11
If they're a full-on tankie, it was all actually good.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-11
Kulaks did deserve it tho
1 blerg3410 2018-01-11
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-11
"Why isn't anyone talking about [my pet cause]???" Is almost always a straight up lie from some fringe nutjob. I was reading about this while idly browsing Wikipedia yesterday.
1 SnackBier 2018-01-11
Wew lad
1 PracticalOnions 2018-01-11
So much of this shit reads off like its ripped from T_D. It's honestly surreal how similar these subs are in which both user groups are frothing retards.
1 Anthropist_ 2018-01-11
Reasonable comment from the thread
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tankies are so fucking stupid my god