SRDine caught lying for internet points.

20  2018-01-11 by Leakylocks

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Hey dumbass, SRD mods removed those comments because the user was stalking babushka and creating more and more accounts whenever we banned another one. Admins are already aware of the harassment, so don't get caught in it, too.

babushka wasn't stalked he was investigated to discover the depth of the lies he told. don't tell me there wasn't some juicy stuff in those messages. 316 already asked for chapter 3.

You have problems, bruh.

agreed, i have problems when people lie about being molested as a child for karma. why did srd mods cover for him, zachy boy?

for the memes obviously.

Also it's against the rules of the sub to extensively stalk other users' histories. That applies to everyone, regardless of how much you might think they're lying about something.

what genre of meemoos tho?

and tbh my good chum, i didn't have to stalk his post history to know he was lying. i didn't go looking until ltambo pointed out he was telling porkies and that's when all his dirty little secrets came to light.

yeah but no one cares. Just carry on with your life.

that's a bio-lie zachy. if his porkies are irrelevant why is this post removed?

Oh, I just copied the links because I found it funny. I don't have access to what the mods or admins do. Remove it if it's a problem.

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  2. u/big_babushka - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  3. 24 year old - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  4. 7 years - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  5. nearly 30 - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  6. a boyfriend - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  7. raped by his music teacher in HS - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  8. u/ltambo - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

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Stalking is not drama, fam...

No shit...

Nah but I’m about to MAKE some drama

But it can be, if we try hard enough. /u/big_babushka you are accused!

Seriously? Ok that’s fine. Yeah I’m 24, and I say I’ve been married for 7. That’s obviously incorrect but it’s something my wife and I say considering we have always considered ourselves married. I’m pretty sure 24 is near 30. It’s 7 years. I do have a boyfriend, I’ve been dating him for a year now. We’re polyamorous. And yeah, I was molested for four years in HS. What was the point of your comment? If it was to get people to send me nasty messages to “keep myself safe” and call me a liar then you succeeded. If it was to shit me up so I don’t talk about this again like my parents did then congratulations you succeeded

I’m pretty sure 24 is near 30. It’s 7 years.

🤔

Is it not almost thirty?

Also when are you going to come over and fuck me in the ass while wearing the renamon suit? I miss you daddi

No i mean that 30-24 is 6, not 7.

And sorry bby but i don't fuck people in open relationships. I've got plenty of STD's already and i don't want any more.

Holy shit my education has failed me again. Thanks mate.

Are you sure you don’t want my herpegonnhasyphilaids? It’s my special sauce!

No, but you can have my necrodick-synrome

That lump in the last picture? That’s my fetish

you ever wonder where you went wrong in life to end up like this?

At least I’m not you, involved in a SRD drama every other day because of your predilection for underage women lolis and your love of sperging out.

admit it, you wish you were

Yes daddy

Anyway, what's worse:

Being a polyamorous bisexual who cheats on his wife

or

Liking petite women

Tough choice, I know

cheats

O gawd I’m so triggered.

And don’t try to back that shit up now. We all saw you flipping out on that SRD post the other day. Ypu like “loli” looking women which, newsflash, doesn’t mean just petite.

If you're married / in a relationship and sleep with other people it's cheating. You can be polyamorous or whatever, doesn't matter, that doesn't work out anyway, you'll split up in less than five years, you'll see.

Yeah loli means petite, short, (relatively) flat-chested. What a terrible preference to have, I know.

split up in less than five years

dating for 9, married for 6.

marriage is only my definition yours doesn’t count

my morality is the gauge by which other morality should be judged

spends time masturbating to loli and East Asians and criticizes a successful partnership

Totally my dude. Totally.

How is it successful if you constantly fuck other people?

Also what's wrong with masturbating to loli and Japanese girls?

There isn’t anything wrong with masturbating to loli or Japanese girls. However, (unless you’ve been in a LTR and I’m talking out of my ass) I don’t think it gives you the experience to comment on other people relationships.

No one said it was constant. I have one other partner, a male. We’ve dated for a year. He comes over to our house, we have dinner, he comes to family reunions and everything. My wife also has one partner that’s she’s dated for 2 years. Her partner (a woman) comes to dinner, reunions etc.

Lastly, just because you don’t define it as successful doesn’t mean it isn’t. Most people have difficulties managing a relationship with one person. We’re doing great with a 4 person relationship for a combined 3 years now.

Seems pretty successful to me.

That's nice, if you break up at least you have partners you can turn to. It might work for now because jealousy might not play such a huge role when your partner's partner isn't the same gender as you. Is that why you both pretend to be bisexual?

Actually we were gay and lesbian. Dated so we could hide our gayness in high school (it’s called a beard) and ended up falling in love and got married when we were 18. I’m not much attracted to her physically (I mean have you SEEN a vagina? They’re fucking weird.) and she’s not much attracted to me physically (I mean have you SEEN a penis? They’re fucking weird) so we date the genders we prefer.

No sense in ruining the best romantic relationship I’ve ever been in just because she has an innie and me an outie.

But look dude, it’s clear you think that your way is the absolute answer and I think my way is just fine so we’re not going to get far. Thanks for the conversation.

How is it love if you're not attracted to each other, sounds more like a very close friendship to me. Are you even poly then? I mean if you're not attracted to each other and both have partners on your own.

Anyway, I think it's a bit weird / unusual to be honest, and I'm not sure if a marriage with little to no physical attraction will work out long term, still I wish you guys luck with it and hope that it does.

Are you aware that there are more types of attraction that sexual? Are you aware I never said I wasn’t physically attracted to her?

This is really a question you should be asking yourself.

Eh, I'm fine, there's nothing wrong with liking lolis and East-Asian women. At least I don't pretend to be successfully married while I'm actually constantly cheating on my partner.

Cheating:

Someone who is in a committed relationship and breaks the trust of his or her partner by getting physically or emotionally involved with another person. Common forms of cheating include kissing, feeling each other up, vaginal, annal, oral sex and any other contact that involves the lips, hands, and genitals. Emotional cheating invovles forming a close bond with someone of your preferred gender and basically forming a second relationship. This may or may not include physical cheating.

So by definition, poly isn’t cheating considering she’s fully aware of the situation and consents to it.

Being poly is morally wrong though

If you say so.

Aren't you in a poly relationship with your dakimakura and your hand?

Sure, also I change the cover every week so I got some nice anime girl rotation going on.

At least I don't pretend to be successfully married while I'm actually constantly cheating on my partner.

Nah, you just pretend you're not a pedophile--not very successfully, though.

I don't care what kind of anime porn you watch, dude, I just find it pretty laughable that you, of all people, are throwing stones at someone's personal life and sexual proclivities.

There's nothing more pedo than being attracted to adult women, I'm aware.

I don't care what kind of anime porn you watch

I don't watch any anime porn, I read it. Big distinction.

People pretend to be other things on the internet. I've seen much more shocking things as a 64 year old black lesbian MtF transwoman.

Why the fuck would you lie on a retarded internet forum? No one's gonna fuck you if you inflate your ego with bullshit.

Inflating your ego with bullshit is its own reward obviously.

Seriously? Ok that’s fine. Yeah I’m 24, and I say I’ve been married for 7. That’s obviously incorrect but it’s something my wife and I say considering we have always considered ourselves married. I’m pretty sure 24 is near 30. It’s 7 years. I do have a boyfriend, I’ve been dating him for a year now. We’re polyamorous. And yeah, I was molested for four years in HS. What was the point of your comment? If it was to get people to send me nasty messages to “keep myself safe” and call me a liar then you succeeded. If it was to shut me up so I don’t talk about this again like my parents did then congratulations you succeeded

Also u/Ed_ButteredToast is my daddy and he spanks me while I cry and thank him

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