"Accidental" Cat killer, who told his friend that he killed his cat via reddit post, finds my post in r/Drama and freaks out. Claims he is not a Bitch, biggly if true!

23  2018-01-12 by FlooferzMcPooferz

18 comments

Neat.

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Usually, I save them. This time though....

NO!!!!!

Yes.

The cat owner is sperging out in the Reddit thread? Fake & gay.

Listen here, cocka sucka. I am no gay, I am no fake. Real all day and straight all year.

You need to be arrested before you upgrade your psychosis to murdering people

I would NEVER do such. I feel so bad about the cat dude, I really do.

100% troll, but the original r/confessions thread was pretty funny.

Must be some pretty awesome reddit post, if it can kill a cat!

Is this like that monty python bit about the weaponized joke?

Die flippermaus geschputt!

Uh ok

Sorry to inform you but you are a low functioning aspie

I read that as 'apple' at first and it was actually a much better insult.

You're actually fucking retarded.

Oh cool I got quoted

I find it very unlikely he killed a cat by throwing it off his chest. Even throwing it at a wall in anger. Cats land on their feet, it's kind of their thing.

I bet he sat on it.

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You fat fuck