Magic Players Sperg Out As WotC Caves To Pedophilia Charges
79 2018-01-12 by Spectre_06
Recently, WotC (Wizards of the Coast) came under fire for banning a shitposter, who's only crime was being an edgelord and hurting the feelings of some cosplayer. Instead of taking his banning and theft of virtual items well, he turned the tables, outing pedophiles in the Magic: the Gathering community. Over several weeks, he showed how background checks aren't done, and forced people to choose a side: against pedophilia or for it. Naturally, people tried to deflect, with Boogie2988 making this tweet saying he wouldn't talk about it or signal boost the issue because it's Jeremy...despite constantly reminding us he is the victim of sexual assault as a child.
Anyways, fucknuggets, I figure you'd like some drama, so watch a bunch of neckbearded fuckers who have no clue what a belt is, or what proper-fitting clothing is, tell us about things thye don't know anything about on the official Magic subreddit.
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1 glorica 2018-01-12
Wasn't there a pathfinder god that gave you +1 to cooking if you traumatized a child? Hell of a trend going on in tabletop. I heard next month Games Workshop is going to release official material on Necron bacha bazi.
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-01-12
Everyone knows GW covered up Guilliman's boy touching by moving him 10,000 years in the future.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-01-12
A Tech-Priest's mechadendrites can serve many functions.
1 komradekommunism 2018-01-12
It’s a +1 bonus to Charisma based skill checks, but you are correct; it’s Folca,the Daemonic Harbinger of Abduction, Strangers and Sweets
1 tcfb 2018-01-12
/u/CharaNalaar Pretty sure not wanting convicted kid diddlers around more children doesn't qualify anyone as a puritan. Sorry you won't be able to play your childrens card game anymore.
Background checks are also transphobic apparently. https://i.redd.it/co9zo4fmcp901.jpg
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Why, hello! Thanks for completely misunderstanding what I said!
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-12
So how many children have you fucked?
1 55regwqergrewwre 2018-01-12
2300 Sophisticated kids
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
The ability to exclude felons and sex offenders from every part of life is a great benefit to normal people. You are completely misrepresenting the fact that felons and sex offenders tend not to change and are a problem wherever they go.
1 NoblerThanOedipus 2018-01-12
I'm pretty sure there is absolutely zero incentive for a felon to reform if there is no incentive to reform. Great logic.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
If they don't change, it's justified. But there's a difference between "tend" and "never". Someone in /r/MagicTCG was claiming "never", and that's just absurd.
And of course they'll never change if they're never given the opportunity or assistance that is required to do so.
1 allendrio 2018-01-12
Pedophiles are sick twisted creatures who will never change and should just keep to their assigned corners of the world like /r/drama
1 pizzashill 2018-01-12
As someone else already said, how can a felon reform if society ostracizes him for a mistake he made, with no chance to redeem himself?
The justice system is almost set up to encourage recidivism and ruin lives.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
Being kept out of everything wasn't a good enough motivation to prevent them from committing felonies in the first place. Do you really think that letting a child molester judge a card game tournament is what's going to let them turn things around?
I recommend you give a felon their much-wanted second chance and see how long it takes them to screw it up.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-12
A) This is a serious misunderstanding of what drives crime. Poverty drives crime, many societal factors drive crime. Just because some kid gets a bad roll of the dice in life and makes a mistake doesn't mean his entire life should be over. And this is the fundamental problem with the justice system - it's focused on punishment rather than rehabilitation. Think of the irrationality here. What good is the justice system if the people we release just end up there again, after carrying out another crime, because they have no other options?
B) I'm not talking about the magic stuff, just felons in general. Sex offenders that harm children should probably be kept under control.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
It would be great if the justice system could turn criminals into normal people, but as you say there are other factors that we really can't expect the justice system to fix. If poverty and other "societal factors" cause someone to be a criminal, we would somehow need prisons to magically turn poor people into rich people.
We depend on prisons and the post-prison shame of the felony to keep people out of society for as long as possible. When they're incarcerated they can't hurt anyone else, and afterward we can shuffle them into poor parts of town where again they won't victimize normal people as much.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-12
This makes no sense. You're literally just saying "they'll be criminals anyway, so we should guarantee it." Do you honestly not see how absurd and irrational this is?
But you're literally guaranteeing that they WILL hurt someone else using this logic.
I think we're done here.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
They're criminals because of pre-existing factors that they suffered from before they were even imprisoned in the first place. Since prison makes them even worse, of course they'll commit more crimes.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-12
That's not how this works, but I've dismissed you as a troll for the "poor" thing.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
They're poor for the same reason that they're criminals. They don't have self-control, they don't care about the long term, and they are unwilling to work inside the rules to get what they want. If you come up with some means to solve all of those problems (which are internal to the people themselves, and often reflect an inferior culture they adopted at an early age), they will no longer be criminals and in a society like ours they can generally become middle class.
Claiming that I'm someone you don't like doesn't do anything to change the fact that your argument is hollow and you're unwilling to address these rather simple facts.
1 tr1207 2018-01-12
idk whose side this matters to but there's some legitimately good small business grant programs for ex felons to get involved in and start their own businesses and being ex-fel is pretty excepted in most trade industries and definitely in the culinary industry. anyone acting like being ex fel is the same game as being a convicted sex offender has definitely never worked with an ex felon a day in their life lol.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-12
This is absurd. No one is saying that all felons need to be treated the same way, what they are saying is that pedos shouldn't be allowed to work with kids. This is not an unreasonable sentiment nor is it going to contribute to say, that ex-heroin junkie not being able to get a job at Dominos Pizza.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
What you seem to have said, was in defense of sexual predators who would be in direct contact with children.
These people are still allowed to play magic, they simply aren't allowed to interact with people they could potentially harm, since you know, they have a history of harming people.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Not necessarily. Being on a sex offender registry doesn't mean you're a pedophile. In fact, in some states you can get put on the registry for urinating in a bush.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
How unfortunate for a public menace who was flashing his dick in public.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
And now you're being an idiot.
How about two teenagers caught having consensual sex in a car? In some states they're sex offenders.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
Are you asking me why having sex in public gets you put on the sex offender registry?
If you are going for the children angle at least point to the kids who get charged with pedophilia for texting their boyfriends nudes.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Thanks for the example.
My point is that most of these people do not present a public danger to the community. Why should we restrict their civil rights?
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
Because allowing kiddie diddlers to be in charge of, have positions of power over, or interact with children at all is going to lead directly to kids getting raped?
I wasn't aware attending private events was a civil right. Did you also defend that Jeremy guy when they banned him over memes and slutshaming?
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Nah, Jeremy's an asshole. This is categorical discrimination.
And like I said, most of these people are not "kiddie diddlers".
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
When you have a more comprehensive list of kiddie diddlers that doesn't include bush pissers as well, maybe they can consider using that instead. Until then...
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-01-12
Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like being disallowed from judging official Magic tournaments would be the least of my concerns if I was on a sex offender registry for pissing on a bush.
1 tcfb 2018-01-12
Against convicted pedophiles? In 20 years when you can have kids would you want one coaching their little league? They promised they won't publicly show their dicks again, right? They were only drunk, which somehow makes it okay.
1 giroth 2018-01-12
/u/I_DRINK_TO_FORGET is wrong, and our lolcow /u/CharaNalaar is correct. I have reviewed your entire conversation and shall now pass judgment.
Society has gone too far with the pedophobia. Pissing in a bush is ridiculously harmless, and maybe pay a $50 fine or whatever but sex registry is insane. Kids texting pictures of themselves is same category, we don't want adults doing child porn rings cause that leads to awful stuff. Teens having sex in cars, texting selfies, pissing in bushes, these have absolutely nothing to do with pedophilia and are "sex crimes" that aren't really crimes. $50 fine or whatever and be done with it. Lifetime sex registry? I bet most people did things as teenagers that would land them on that list.
But I also see where /u/I_DRINK_TO_FORGET is coming from. The collateral damage of all the above situations might be worth it to save one kid from being sexually abused. That's a fair enough attitude I suppose, but society has to balance a lot of things with our laws and regulations, and I do not believe the low tier sexual "crimes" are in any way preventing actual adult-child pedophilia.
I'm happy to have cleared this up for you both, no need to thank me.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-12
You forgot all the rapists.
1 giroth 2018-01-12
Obviously they will all be put up against the wall
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-12
Quiet, child diddler
1 princessCuck 2018-01-12
why would being a tranny make you a child molester unless you actually are a child molester lmao
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
The point by that poster (not me) is that in some areas people have pushed to have transgender people classified as sex offenders if they try to use the bathroom of their choice...
1 princessCuck 2018-01-12
It sounds like this would only be a problem if you were running into bathroom stalls with a beard out.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
North Carolina would like to have a word with you.
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1 princessCuck 2018-01-12
Exactly. How would they even know and have you sitting around long enough for the cops to get there? Not to mention, there's no enforcement mechanism for those specific laws.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
I don't even know.
1 joncash 2018-01-12
So your argument against background checks are based on something you can't even see happening. I would call that a pedo sympathizer. So good job, now we know why you're so scared of background checks.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
No, the point is that not ever sex offender is a pedophile.
1 joncash 2018-01-12
And the only people who will be making these decisions are TOs and stores. So unless they're working for assholes, it's perfectly fine. I'm all for pedos getting their justice, and not worried about a small amount of stores knowing one of their employees might be trans.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
I don't think justice is the word for this.
1 joncash 2018-01-12
Call it what you want, I don't want pedos playing card games with children. Or you for that matter. You should Keep Yourself Safe.
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Now that's a bit much.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-12
Was I being transphobic when I kicked the drunk guy in the women's bathroom out?
1 CharaNalaar 2018-01-12
Was he attempting to use the bathroom, or molest someone?
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-12
He was just a kid who got too drunk and wandered into the wrong bathroom. hmmm
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-12
Were you the sober guy in the women's bathroom?
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-12
briefly
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-12
Were you the sober guy in the women's bathroom?
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-12
You don't need background checks to know people who play MTG are pedos.
1 0987654231 2018-01-12
That's not true, some are just small children
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-12
True, but they are also permavirgin so it all balances out.
1 Singulaire 2018-01-12
Male feminists are angry about background checks that keep out rapists. Why is anyone surprised?
1 Halfcastebastard 2018-01-12
In what world would the neck bear mtg players be classified as femenists?
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-01-12
Well, they're feminists in the sense that they really, really cared about someone cyberbullying a cosplayer.
1 Halfcastebastard 2018-01-12
But the cosplayer had Gussy and all mtg players are degenerates that want to fuck it. So did they care about the cyber bullying or the fact that it might make her leave?
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-01-12
They said it was the former, but probably more the latter.
1 TheSaddestPenguin 2018-01-12
Lol, I went to high school with one of the guys arguing in those tweets. Never expected to see someone I know in a post here. Looks like the election was pretty hard on him.
1 odintal 2018-01-12
So was the judge when he was put on the list.
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-01-12
They're more angry about some guy that upset some cosplay cunt than they are about the fucking pedophiles.
1 Hellkyte 2018-01-12
I feel like discovering pedos in MtG is like finding out that Dan Harmon was a sexual predator. No one is surprisrised, there's just this vague recognition that it finally, officially, came out.
1 syllabic 2018-01-12
So you think a shitposter is more likely to actually expose real pedophiles rather than just post a bunch of names of people he doesn't like?
1 Pewkie 2018-01-12
Jeremy does this stuff every time he gets in trouble. It can't just be because he is a shitty person and wizards doesn't want him around, it's gotta be 'A CONSPIRACY AGAINST A HARMLESS COMEDIAN'
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2018-01-12
Por que le no dos?
1 JeanStealers 2018-01-12
Most of these dudes’ proclivities have been well known or at least an open secret
He’s just drawing attention to it
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-12
When Boogie is outed as the fake ass beta cuck loser pretending to be everybody's friend, I'll be
happyless dead inside.As to that Jeremy autist. . . slow clap this is how you fuck back a bunch of fun who hard fucked you. I almost have respect for him, but he plays MtG, so he can go fuck himself. I'm a WarHammer 40K slut, I ain't got
timecash money for any other faggotry.1 Spectre_06 2018-01-12
He's going to be doing some 40k. I've told him he needs to pick up Space Korea. Join the Greater Good!
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-12
The Tau have some seriously cool units and lore. . .Butt! They're Godless, Xenos loving, untrustworthy, space Commies who spit in the face of the God-Emperor, and thus must be spared not but painful retribution!
For The Primarch! For The Chapter! Die For Your God-Emperor!
. . .and so forth.
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-12
Fucking nerd
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-12
Well. . .yeah.
1 myshl0ng 2018-01-12
What's the deal with star trek and card games attracting such delinquents
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-01-12
Isn't Boogie a male feminist? We should be keeping tabs on him when he's finally lost enough weight to leave his house.