It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
I thought it was because /u/Ed_ButteredToast sucked the lead paint off of some old toy cars because of his pica. I think Law and Order: SVU based an episode about him.
News directors are older (50+) and they're completely out of touch with modern youth, but at the same time executives are trying to desperately compete against social media so they force newsrooms to add social media to their broadcast.
And that's how you get the first people ever killed by a meme. Dubious honor, not much comfort for the parents. That's why you need to beat your kids everyday until they understand the realities of life.
The danger to little kids is so high that researchers have recommended the parents of children under sixteen years old not buy these at all and instead use regular detergent only.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-12
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
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1 RepDetec 2018-01-12
What are you even talking about?
1 JohnBlind 2018-01-12
Yeah this quote is fucking trash. It's way too long, has no snappiness, and is only relevant for stale-ass, niche happa drama
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-12
The teenage Heaven's Gate has commenced!
1 MisterLawIz 2018-01-12
No, no they are not.
Modern journalism at it's finest!
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-12
*moron, moran
1 PeanutButterMouth 2018-01-12
What a maroon.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-12
“If I had known that you were a member of the yellow press I wouldn’t have wanted a minute with you!”
1 Tzcar 2018-01-12
Get a brain, morans!
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-12
teenagers are retarded, news at 11
1 [deleted] 2018-01-12
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1 baaaaby 2018-01-12
this is just the new rainbow party this shit isnt even real
1 Sadman_of_anonymity 2018-01-12
This...
It's super fake
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12
Natural selection in progress
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-12
So how do they taste? Are you sure you're eating enough of them to get the full effect?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12
Newfag alts. Yawn
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-12
Thanks, I was just baiting you into to responding so I could block you most easily.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12
Delete your account. Post from main smh
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-12
Ed please take the challenge
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-12
I second this notion.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-12
I third it, u/ed_butyeredtoast do it for mommy
1 Not_Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12
I don't think Ed should take this challenge.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-12
>implying that he didn't become who he is by eating laundry detergent to begin with
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-01-12
I thought it was because /u/Ed_ButteredToast sucked the lead paint off of some old toy cars because of his pica. I think Law and Order: SVU based an episode about him.
1 rewind45 2018-01-12
1 Thhueros 2018-01-12
I thought that ed was actually a bearer of gussy.
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-12
eww
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12
Holy shit! Snally actually hates me!!! :(
1 snallygaster 2018-01-12
[:<
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-12
FYI - Do not participate in the Tide Pod Suppository Challenge.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-12
You ever look at tide pods and say 'wow, I need that in my bussy RIGHT NOW'?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-12
While I will admit my colon has never been cleaner, my butthole has itched for weeks!
1 Nathan-Pocket 2018-01-12
We should one up them by introducing the bleach enema challenge
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-12
well, on the other hand, it can only be good for the gene pool
1 strathmeyer 2018-01-12
"Why are kids doing this" they ask while broadcasting them on television from the people who brought you mass shootings
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-12
I blame video games.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-01-12
They replaced shooting hookers in GTA with eating tide pods.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-12
The meme goes from "we should it" to actually eating it
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-12
why do networks keep falling for this shit
1 RepDetec 2018-01-12
That's what I'm saying. Its got to be, right?
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-01-12
News directors are older (50+) and they're completely out of touch with modern youth, but at the same time executives are trying to desperately compete against social media so they force newsrooms to add social media to their broadcast.
1 CowMao 2018-01-12
It's been fact checked
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-12
And that's how you get the first people ever killed by a meme. Dubious honor, not much comfort for the parents. That's why you need to beat your kids everyday until they understand the realities of life.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2018-01-12
This, but without the irony
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-12
No irony there. Better beat your kid regularly than have it die from eating tide pods.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2018-01-12
This guy gets it
1 DivinePrince2 2018-01-12
Too late for that, son
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-12
This one was just an excuse for a murder. Doesn't count.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-12
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-12
Darwin awards all around!
1 Buy_ 2018-01-12
Say what you will about kids these days but this form of natural selection will be beneficial for future generations
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-12
doesnt look very challenging to me
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-12
This is good for Mayocide™
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-01-12
Mayos accidentally almost self-mayociding? I don't see the problem.
1 myshl0ng 2018-01-12
How did humans make it this far?
1 toast168 2018-01-12
PSA: Darwins are eating laundry detergent for the "Tide Pod Challenge"
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-12
Darwinism at its finest.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-12
Unfortunately this fad came a little too late to save us from millennials.
1 DivinePrince2 2018-01-12
I honestly thought this was only something people with severe OCD would do.
1 TorontoTottenhamFan 2018-01-12
How long till trump tries it and nominates his kids