r/drama: What you all actually are pieces of shit. You obsess over the drama in other people's lives over the internet, and then harass them for it.

What you all actually are pieces of shit. You obsess over the drama in other people's lives over the internet, and then harass them for it.

88 2018-01-12 by PlugDrugs

I was desperate for a female in my life. My past 3 relationships during late 2012-2013 had all ended in a train wreck before i even had sex with the girl. Horniness overtook me. Desperate for a mate. I decided to fall in love with a girl 12 years older than living on a different contintent.

For some reason, from 19 to about 23, i had this neurosis where cognitive dissonance would always eat away at my ego and sense of confidence, and i rationalized that i have to act weak and without confidence and find a girl that way because if someone only likes me for acting like a cocky douchebag, they are immoral for not liking me when i act sensitive and clingy. I dont know.

For whatever reason, maybe opiate and amphwtamine addiction, or my brain beig damaged from being on many different psychiatric meds for years and then going off them, cognitive dissonance would always seprate me from my ego

So, you know it, i know it, i acted like a big whiney bitch... Although not really that much. I sent some embarassing whiney messages to lisa and thats really it.

What you all actually are pieces of shit. You obsess over the drama in other people's lives over the internet, and then harass them for it. Its not trolling, trolling is misleading someone for comedy through wit. What youre doing is, i dont know, something else.. But what it amounts to is guilting and humiliating people as part of some sociopathic neurosis to find someone lower than you to acquire a feeling of worth or value for yourself

DP is an exception, he likes to play the role of group therapist instead

I dont know, youre all pieces of shit fuck you

51 comments

1 Ultrashitpost 2018-01-12

And?

1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-12

Sounds like you got a lot of problems, why don't you fix yourself first than worry about us champ. K thx bye

1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-01-12

Haha, you're the virgin, loser and drug addict. What makes you think anyone cares about what you think?

1 snallygaster 2018-01-12

who keeps making these one-off irl drama accounts?

1 Matues49 2018-01-12

Ban them all mamma Snally >:(

1 snallygaster 2018-01-12

I would if they didn't break up the sea of agendaposts and I wanted to do any form of moderation here, lol

1 Byrnhildr_Sedai 2018-01-12

So will you leave those Indian documentaries up then?

1 snallygaster 2018-01-12

I do most of the time.

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-01-12

There is someone fucking Agenda posting for the fucking Syrian rebels in /r/drama right now. Im not sure how to feel about it.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-12

Don't.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12

1 westofthetracks 2018-01-12

>implying theres a difference

1 Byrnhildr_Sedai 2018-01-12

true

1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-01-12

I love you.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-12

ur mum

1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-12

Half the time I assume they're just copypasta reposts.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-12

DP is an exception, he likes to play the role of group therapist instead

I don't know who that is but it sounds like you need a little DP from two thick black cocks

1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2018-01-12

who doesn't tbqh

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-12

Preach.

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-12

Reported - White people nonsense.

1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-12

It made me cry, personally

1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-12

😴😴😴

Call individuals out if you're not a puss

1 trapochaphouse 2018-01-12

I don't think you really know what any of those words mean fam.

1 Redactor0 2018-01-12

Need sauce. It's no good without context.

1 PlugDrugs 2018-01-12

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51226

1 Redactor0 2018-01-12

So this site is like r/drama except more retarded and everyone shares their whole life story with each other?

1 siskonaut 2018-01-12

People already do the latter part here unfortunately.

1 Redactor0 2018-01-12

Do I have to go on the discord to find out about this stuff? I'm way too old for this goddamn millenial technology. I just want confirmation that /u/ed_butteredtoast is exactly as I imagine him, living in the monastery on Mt. Athos and shitposting because that's the one sin he's allowed to do.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12

I'm a bot.

1 Redactor0 2018-01-12

Confirmed. Ed is a devout Greek Orthodox robot (I'm imagining the one from the TOS episode "The Changeling"), spewing out emojis & GIFs on the internet, hovering there wearing priest robes and looking out the waves crashing on the rocks below the monastery.

It also explains his irrational hatred of Star Trek. Sorry bro, but Captain Kirk will always be able to defeat you, no matter how hard you try.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12

Star Wars and Star Trek is for man children. Black mirror is actually pretty good. It's not even close to as bad as i previously thought.

1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-01-12

It's like I had an x-ray without one of those lead protection blankets but instead of x-rays I got hit by concentrated autism.

1 BussySundae 2018-01-12

This raises more questions than it answers

1 ahbslldud 2018-01-12

This but unironically

1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-01-12

Show bussy or get the fuck out

1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-12

do people not realize hookers exist or something?

1 htmlcoderexe 2018-01-12

probably a mayo

1 Ohsoeasy 2018-01-12

I go out of town for a week only to come back and be called a piece of shit practically to my face?! Apologize now.

1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-01-12

What shithole were you in this time?

1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-12

Umm. . .I don't want to be that guy, but you misspelled "being" in the third paragraph. If you could fix that, well it'd be just grand.

Oh and to you main point, I fully agree. This "shit hole" of a sub is nothing more than a big pit. . .umm. . . that has like a lot of shit in it. Basically almost full up with shit, like there's just shit everywhere. That's why we all cum here, because we ~~secretly~~ quite clearly hate ourselves far more than we could ever hate anyone we make fun of.

Well except for you. You're actually on our level. One of Us! One of Us!

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-12

thisisbest.

1 [deleted] 2018-01-12

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1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-12

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock. What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

1 TempestCola 2018-01-12

“Female” Lol

1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-12

Wouldn’t AI resources be better spent on something less dumb than writing drama posts?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-12

1 Queen_Jezza 2018-01-12

new pasta

1 aliceunknown 2018-01-12

BOOOOOOOOOO. This is not entertaining. I want to be entertained. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-12

Shut the fuck up, kike

1 Scummy_mofo 2018-01-12