I'm offended by Homestuck because my astrological starsigns correspond to mean fictional candy corn aliens

19  2018-01-13 by Cleverly_Clearly

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Maybe it's just me but i'm kinda offended by Homestuck. As someone who has both their Sun and rising sign in Capricorn, as well as their moon sign in Aquarius, I think it's pretty safe to say that I got screwed over here, HARD. The fact that my signs correspond to the worst possible people imaginable in this webcomic is just wrong and doesn't resonate well with me, and makes me feel like a bad person in general. It's bad practice for Hussie to assign zodiac signs to the characters because people would self insert themselves as them, and if their character turns out to be a murderer or rapist then that's their fault right? No it's Hussie's fault for assigning them zodiac signs in the first place. I thought Hussie would reverse this and make the evil characters good in the beforus troll signs, to make things fair for the people who got screwed over, but nope I got the short end of the stick ONCE AGAIN. Once again I get shat on, once again I fell like i'm a terrible person. I hope my signs get reciprocation somehow, but I doubt it honestly. Even the Capricorn troll call troll looks like some kind of sociopath or psychopath, and no Aquarius troll was even revealed yet, there probably isn't even one.

Anyways I just felt like I needed to share this with y'all and why I couldn't really like Homestuck the way my friends like it.

What the fuck is Homestuck?

A webcomic (now finished I think) that was (in)famous for being very long and having a really shitty fanbase. The comic itself was actually not that bad.

At least until the author lost all interest and paid a bunch of fanartists to draw his shitty ending for him while he was busy repeatedy fucking up his overfunded kickstarter game.

Yeah I'm still bitter.

Ha ha!

I stopped reading when they introduced like 15 new characters in the span of a week, so I thankfully missed that.

I saw a video of Homestuck fans spitting into a bucket at a fast food restaurant and it made me never want to read this webcomic.

The drama is already here

What do they do when they have an actual problem?

I'm hoping it involves bleach or pills

/u/cold_spaghet on a scale of simple jack to donald trump, just how retarded are you?