It’d be funny if he just wound up doing some prison time in Sweden for rape. No rendition to the US, just regular prison, and then a life of increasingly desperate pleas for attention and relevance.
Why do people get so upset when a completely wrong word is corrected? I would think it's far more embarrassing to wander through life saying we should rendition Pablo Escobar or some shit than just learning the proper word the first time you fucked it up. Or it was a simple auto correct thing from his phone. He gets the easy out saying autocorrect actually and he also learns the proper word. I just dont get the defensiveness.
It’d be funny if he just wound up doing some prison time in Sweden for rape.
The article says that, the case was dropped in Sweden. So he would just be facing 2 to 10 weeks for avoiding bail in the UK.
No rendition to the US, just regular prison, and then a life of increasingly desperate pleas for attention and relevance.
I mean it's not like he isn't already doing that on Twitter now. Also because the internet is the internet, he will always have a base of retarded followers.
Lastly the U.S definitely intent on taking him in. There's no way to deny he's an outlet for Russian media. Could they send him to jail for that, Idk but he would be detained awaiting trial. Seeing as you can't trust him to attend otherwise and countries are willing to aide him to spite the U.S.
A certain subreddit told me that the current American government loves Assange though. I mean the Attourney General said he wants to lock him up but what does this Sessions guy even know.
One of Assange's closest aides, Daniel Domscheit-Berg noted: "Julian ate everything with his hands and he always wiped his fingers on his pants. I have never seen pants as greasy as his in my whole life."
The only prudent corse of action is to flip him on his tummy and rape him first. Establish the dominance first or get dominated. The only way with male feminists.
Imagine having to share a bathroom because someone decided to live at your work place and is annoyed with some noise 😂.
I bet the president of educator and Julian are pixel fucking though. Only way to explain why he is that intent on pleasing him. That or he getting black mailed.
Why'd they give a shit that some noise bugged him? He's living there for free and drawing some terrible attention to them. He can wear noise canceling headphones lol
Why'd they give a shit that some noise bugged him?
That's the same place im lost at. I get them letting him stay there to piss off the US. I don't get the need to please him like they're doing. They took away the female bathroom and gave it to him over a noise complaint.
I'm guessing he just nagged them incessantly. The decision to keep Assange is one that's made at the highest level, which won't be influenced by how insufferable he is towards rank and file diplomatic staff.
I doubt they expected him to end up a permanent resident on their couch.
I mean they can rescind their offer at any time. So in another sense, it's only happening because they allow it. Also they're going out of their way to please him. Which doesn't do anything for them really.
Though really, this whole thing was actually a big issue In their 2017 presidental election. One candidate wanted to mend relations with the U.S. He was up for kicking assange out of their embassy. Luckily a previous vice president won and he got to stay in there.
He said at some point that part of the reason that he was able to survive is because he got wedged between two geopolitical forces. I dont think one of them is ecuador lol.
Dude what? He only could go to jail for 2 to 10 weeks if he leaves?!
Da fuck is that moron still doing in there? I’d take 2 to 10 weeks in a European prison if it meant I would be out of a self-imposed prison. Between this news and his bullshit with the Trump camp I am convinced Assange is either retarded, insane or both.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-14
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1 scatmunchies 2018-01-14
It’d be funny if he just wound up doing some prison time in Sweden for rape. No rendition to the US, just regular prison, and then a life of increasingly desperate pleas for attention and relevance.
1 WholesomeDramaUser 2018-01-14
To be fair, Swedish prisons are like day spas.
1 wisty 2018-01-14
Maybe he's afraid of spas?
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-01-14
He must have greeted the Swedish with assalam alaikum when they went to question him.
1 meatpuppet79 2018-01-14
They just think it's very very very important to be very tolerant. Of absolutely everything. Including alleged sexual assault.
1 DrunkenHooker 2018-01-14
I thought the word was extradition not rendition. Typo or am I wrong?
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-01-14
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1 DrunkenHooker 2018-01-14
Why do people get so upset when a completely wrong word is corrected? I would think it's far more embarrassing to wander through life saying we should rendition Pablo Escobar or some shit than just learning the proper word the first time you fucked it up. Or it was a simple auto correct thing from his phone. He gets the easy out saying autocorrect actually and he also learns the proper word. I just dont get the defensiveness.
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1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-14
How embarrassment
1 DrunkenHooker 2018-01-14
I was wrong. Rendition can mean to send a suspect to another country which has more lax interrogation and torture laws.
1 giroth 2018-01-14
Well that snowballed into an amusing conclusion, thanks for the ride
Also, we appreciate you owning up to your mistakes here. Honesty and accountability are the rocks on which r/drama is built.
1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-14
Honesty, accountability, AND THE BURGEONING PENISES OF NUBILE ALTAR BOYS are the rocks on which r/drama is built.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-01-14
No need for a Podesta Party's Menu in advance fam :/
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
Rendition was the illegal kind of extradition the US did to take captives to third-world countries where torture is legal.
1 DrunkenHooker 2018-01-14
Thank you. I did ask if I was wrong and this guy knew the answer.
1 Noodle36 2018-01-14
like the US
dons beret and much-thumbed copy of Manufacturing Consent
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-14
The article says that, the case was dropped in Sweden. So he would just be facing 2 to 10 weeks for avoiding bail in the UK.
I mean it's not like he isn't already doing that on Twitter now. Also because the internet is the internet, he will always have a base of retarded followers.
Lastly the U.S definitely intent on taking him in. There's no way to deny he's an outlet for Russian media. Could they send him to jail for that, Idk but he would be detained awaiting trial. Seeing as you can't trust him to attend otherwise and countries are willing to aide him to spite the U.S.
1 OmarComingRun 2018-01-14
There's no way to deny he's an outlet for Russian media. Could they send him to jail for that?
What does outlet for russian media even mean? And why would being an outlet for media be illegal?
1 75962410687 2018-01-14
It means he was partially responsible for the yasss queen not being elected. Obviously deserves to be hanged.
1 Tagesausbruch 2018-01-14
A certain subreddit told me that the current American government loves Assange though. I mean the Attourney General said he wants to lock him up but what does this Sessions guy even know.
1 neveryousay3 2018-01-14
Post title is 👌🏻
1 curse2themax 2018-01-14
i know an absurd amount of mayonnaise who voluntarily spoil and stink. ew. waste of premium bussy tbqh
1 RobBobGlove 2018-01-14
nazi?
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-14
Living the neet life to the extreme.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-14
Neet4lyfe.
1 MrHaxx1 2018-01-14
It's not neet if he's at work fam
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-14
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
stay-at-home NEET
spectacularly autistic with no hygiene
darknet 24/7
wipes everything on his pants
Oh sweetie, that ain't just grease.
1 giroth 2018-01-14
Now I'm thinking about the dried cum on Julian Assange's pants
Well played
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
Dried? I'm sure the grease keeps it moist and sticky.
1 giroth 2018-01-14
You are close to mind raping me right now, pls stop
(#listenandbelieve)
1 DannyLee90 2018-01-14
pls no
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-01-14
This is the guy who was such a threat to Clinton that she joked about droning him to death.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
To be fair, drone strikes against unhygienic NEETs ought to be official policy.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-14
We need greasy NEETs to make doujin and eventually create passable manga or LNs that get turned into cheesy anime.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
I don't know what doujin is but if you're wanting manga and anime, you're on my goddamned drone striking list.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-14
I hope you eat some grorious Nippon steel.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
You know what else is folded a thousand times? A fucking towel.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-14
How the fuck do you drone strike super nerds that refuse to leave the basement of their parent's house?!?
Do we need to start loading bunker buster missiles into drones now?
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
Kill their families. They'll starve to death when the tendies don't deliver themselves.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-14
A hellfire or two would do the trick
1 Mexagon 2018-01-14
If we droned every smelly person, the middle east wouldn't even exist. I'm ok with that.
1 RobBobGlove 2018-01-14
((()))
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-01-14
The only prudent corse of action is to flip him on his tummy and rape him first. Establish the dominance first or get dominated. The only way with male feminists.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-14
Julian Assange is a shitty houseguest.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-14
Propaganda!!!!! Julian is a down to earth guy, hes not a weirdo!!! Julian can live with me anytime!!!
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-14
What kind of retards offer a stranger to stay multiple days with them.
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-14
Imagine having to share a bathroom because someone decided to live at your work place and is annoyed with some noise 😂.
I bet the president of educator and Julian are pixel fucking though. Only way to explain why he is that intent on pleasing him. That or he getting black mailed.
1 backltrack 2018-01-14
Why'd they give a shit that some noise bugged him? He's living there for free and drawing some terrible attention to them. He can wear noise canceling headphones lol
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-14
That's the same place im lost at. I get them letting him stay there to piss off the US. I don't get the need to please him like they're doing. They took away the female bathroom and gave it to him over a noise complaint.
We need feminism to get to the bottom of this.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-14
Hey, it's Feminism, I just finished the investigation. It turned out the reason was patriarchy.
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-14
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling black trannies!
1 wisty 2018-01-14
I'm guessing he just nagged them incessantly. The decision to keep Assange is one that's made at the highest level, which won't be influenced by how insufferable he is towards rank and file diplomatic staff.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
They offered him asylum in the embassy to stick it to the US. I doubt they expected him to end up a permanent resident on their couch.
Julian Assange is taking pages right out of the Laurelai playbook.
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-14
I mean they can rescind their offer at any time. So in another sense, it's only happening because they allow it. Also they're going out of their way to please him. Which doesn't do anything for them really.
Though really, this whole thing was actually a big issue In their 2017 presidental election. One candidate wanted to mend relations with the U.S. He was up for kicking assange out of their embassy. Luckily a previous vice president won and he got to stay in there.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-14
For whom? It'd be better drama if he had a deadline to leave and British police were waiting outside the door.
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1 ModerateThuggery 2018-01-14
Ah yes, the all powerful Russia.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-01-14
Thank you for defending daddy and all daddies everywhere
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
He said at some point that part of the reason that he was able to survive is because he got wedged between two geopolitical forces. I dont think one of them is ecuador lol.
1 Anarchymeansihateyou 2018-01-14
Isn't sharing a bathroom with the whole office how public bathrooms work?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-14
What dipping sauce does he prefer with his tendies
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-14
Honey mustey or gtfo
1 fight_for_our_future 2018-01-14
Are we still doing phrasing?
1 OnionBits 2018-01-14
We should just say rapist, desu
1 Gromitt42 2018-01-14
What?? Just take the jail time. You've won moron.
"Assange still faces arrest for skipping court bail and could be jailed for between two and 10 weeks if he leaves the embassy."
1 OmarComingRun 2018-01-14
hes worried about extradition to the US for his role in wikileaks
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-14
also, potentially 10 whole weeks without his animes
1 OmarComingRun 2018-01-14
I mean probably more worried about beinf abducted by the CIA and taken to a secret prison
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-01-14
he is worried about the CIA because they have a strict no anime policy
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
He would get picked up by the CIA before both his feet touched British soil.
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-14
I'm sure the embassy will be evicting him soon.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-01-14
Dude what? He only could go to jail for 2 to 10 weeks if he leaves?!
Da fuck is that moron still doing in there? I’d take 2 to 10 weeks in a European prison if it meant I would be out of a self-imposed prison. Between this news and his bullshit with the Trump camp I am convinced Assange is either retarded, insane or both.
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-14
Imagine being so gross that Ecuadorians complain about the smell
1 edc_svr_wxf_qaz 2018-01-14
I thought this was going to be some sjw bullshit nonsense at first, but it's actually pretty funny.