Dear /r/relationships, I have a guy at my workplace. He doesn't shower. He eats with his hands and wipes them on his greasy pants. He literally lives at my workplace. He's a male feminist, and the founder of Wikileaks, wot do?

210  2018-01-14 by wisty

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It’d be funny if he just wound up doing some prison time in Sweden for rape. No rendition to the US, just regular prison, and then a life of increasingly desperate pleas for attention and relevance.

To be fair, Swedish prisons are like day spas.

Maybe he's afraid of spas?

Charges have been dropped

He must have greeted the Swedish with assalam alaikum when they went to question him.

They just think it's very very very important to be very tolerant. Of absolutely everything. Including alleged sexual assault.

I thought the word was extradition not rendition. Typo or am I wrong?

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.

Why do people get so upset when a completely wrong word is corrected? I would think it's far more embarrassing to wander through life saying we should rendition Pablo Escobar or some shit than just learning the proper word the first time you fucked it up. Or it was a simple auto correct thing from his phone. He gets the easy out saying autocorrect actually and he also learns the proper word. I just dont get the defensiveness.

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How embarrassment

I was wrong. Rendition can mean to send a suspect to another country which has more lax interrogation and torture laws.

Well that snowballed into an amusing conclusion, thanks for the ride

Also, we appreciate you owning up to your mistakes here. Honesty and accountability are the rocks on which r/drama is built.

Honesty, accountability, AND THE BURGEONING PENISES OF NUBILE ALTAR BOYS are the rocks on which r/drama is built.

No need for a Podesta Party's Menu in advance fam :/

Rendition was the illegal kind of extradition the US did to take captives to third-world countries where torture is legal.

Thank you. I did ask if I was wrong and this guy knew the answer.

like the US

dons beret and much-thumbed copy of Manufacturing Consent

It’d be funny if he just wound up doing some prison time in Sweden for rape.

The article says that, the case was dropped in Sweden. So he would just be facing 2 to 10 weeks for avoiding bail in the UK.

No rendition to the US, just regular prison, and then a life of increasingly desperate pleas for attention and relevance.

I mean it's not like he isn't already doing that on Twitter now. Also because the internet is the internet, he will always have a base of retarded followers.

Lastly the U.S definitely intent on taking him in. There's no way to deny he's an outlet for Russian media. Could they send him to jail for that, Idk but he would be detained awaiting trial. Seeing as you can't trust him to attend otherwise and countries are willing to aide him to spite the U.S.

There's no way to deny he's an outlet for Russian media. Could they send him to jail for that?

What does outlet for russian media even mean? And why would being an outlet for media be illegal?

It means he was partially responsible for the yasss queen not being elected. Obviously deserves to be hanged.

A certain subreddit told me that the current American government loves Assange though. I mean the Attourney General said he wants to lock him up but what does this Sessions guy even know.

Post title is 👌🏻

i know an absurd amount of mayonnaise who voluntarily spoil and stink. ew. waste of premium bussy tbqh

nazi?

Living the neet life to the extreme.

Neet4lyfe.

It's not neet if he's at work fam

One of Assange's closest aides, Daniel Domscheit-Berg noted: "Julian ate everything with his hands and he always wiped his fingers on his pants. I have never seen pants as greasy as his in my whole life."

Now I'm thinking about the dried cum on Julian Assange's pants

Well played

Dried? I'm sure the grease keeps it moist and sticky.

You are close to mind raping me right now, pls stop

(#listenandbelieve)

pls no

This is the guy who was such a threat to Clinton that she joked about droning him to death.

To be fair, drone strikes against unhygienic NEETs ought to be official policy.

We need greasy NEETs to make doujin and eventually create passable manga or LNs that get turned into cheesy anime.

I don't know what doujin is but if you're wanting manga and anime, you're on my goddamned drone striking list.

I hope you eat some grorious Nippon steel.

You know what else is folded a thousand times? A fucking towel.

How the fuck do you drone strike super nerds that refuse to leave the basement of their parent's house?!?

Do we need to start loading bunker buster missiles into drones now?

Kill their families. They'll starve to death when the tendies don't deliver themselves.

A hellfire or two would do the trick

If we droned every smelly person, the middle east wouldn't even exist. I'm ok with that.

((()))

The only prudent corse of action is to flip him on his tummy and rape him first. Establish the dominance first or get dominated. The only way with male feminists.

Propaganda!!!!! Julian is a down to earth guy, hes not a weirdo!!! Julian can live with me anytime!!! 

What kind of retards offer a stranger to stay multiple days with them.

Imagine having to share a bathroom because someone decided to live at your work place and is annoyed with some noise 😂.

I bet the president of educator and Julian are pixel fucking though. Only way to explain why he is that intent on pleasing him. That or he getting black mailed.

Why'd they give a shit that some noise bugged him? He's living there for free and drawing some terrible attention to them. He can wear noise canceling headphones lol

Why'd they give a shit that some noise bugged him?

That's the same place im lost at. I get them letting him stay there to piss off the US. I don't get the need to please him like they're doing. They took away the female bathroom and gave it to him over a noise complaint.

We need feminism to get to the bottom of this.

Hey, it's Feminism, I just finished the investigation. It turned out the reason was patriarchy.

And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling black trannies!

I'm guessing he just nagged them incessantly. The decision to keep Assange is one that's made at the highest level, which won't be influenced by how insufferable he is towards rank and file diplomatic staff.

They offered him asylum in the embassy to stick it to the US. I doubt they expected him to end up a permanent resident on their couch.

Julian Assange is taking pages right out of the Laurelai playbook.

I doubt they expected him to end up a permanent resident on their couch.

I mean they can rescind their offer at any time. So in another sense, it's only happening because they allow it. Also they're going out of their way to please him. Which doesn't do anything for them really.

Though really, this whole thing was actually a big issue In their 2017 presidental election. One candidate wanted to mend relations with the U.S. He was up for kicking assange out of their embassy. Luckily a previous vice president won and he got to stay in there.

Luckily a previous vice president won and he got to stay in there.

For whom? It'd be better drama if he had a deadline to leave and British police were waiting outside the door.

I mean they can rescind their offer at any time that Putin gives them permission

Ah yes, the all powerful Russia.

Thank you for defending daddy and all daddies everywhere

He said at some point that part of the reason that he was able to survive is because he got wedged between two geopolitical forces. I dont think one of them is ecuador lol.

Isn't sharing a bathroom with the whole office how public bathrooms work?

What dipping sauce does he prefer with his tendies

Honey mustey or gtfo

male feminist

Are we still doing phrasing?

We should just say rapist, desu

What?? Just take the jail time. You've won moron.

"Assange still faces arrest for skipping court bail and could be jailed for between two and 10 weeks if he leaves the embassy."

hes worried about extradition to the US for his role in wikileaks

also, potentially 10 whole weeks without his animes

I mean probably more worried about beinf abducted by the CIA and taken to a secret prison

he is worried about the CIA because they have a strict no anime policy

He would get picked up by the CIA before both his feet touched British soil.

I'm sure the embassy will be evicting him soon.

Dude what? He only could go to jail for 2 to 10 weeks if he leaves?!

Da fuck is that moron still doing in there? I’d take 2 to 10 weeks in a European prison if it meant I would be out of a self-imposed prison. Between this news and his bullshit with the Trump camp I am convinced Assange is either retarded, insane or both.

Imagine being so gross that Ecuadorians complain about the smell

I thought this was going to be some sjw bullshit nonsense at first, but it's actually pretty funny.