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What about all the guys fucking you bareback?

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

this is the most cancerous thing youve posted

That's actually a compliment. Lol

We really need a new jewdank u/REALathenarayne I think you'd be perfect

She responded on Twitter if anyone cares.

She's ugly. I definitely don't care.

15 second porn is interesting for a few minutes.

The deleted story from ex-bf

We broke up because she wasn't very emotionally stable. After a few weeks of living together, I met her parents and picked up all her belongings. Her parents loved me, but they hardcore warned me. They told me that she was batshit crazy and that I should rethink my decision. I just thought that maybe they were assholes so I said fuck it and continued on. We made a great couple at first. I'd come home and my kitchen would be cleaned, my laundry would be done, she would help me cook dinner.... etc. But eventually she started degrading emotionally. I'd come home and the house would be absolutely fucking trashed. I mean dishes piled high, trash everywhere, and she would be just sitting in the middle of it. I swear, it was the weirdest thing I ever witnessed. I have pentagrams spraypainted all over my back patio because she fucking lost it one day. I had just gotten divorced, am taking care of a kid so I told her that I couldn't afford to support her any longer and that she could stay with me for as long as she needed to stay on her feet, but that I wanted to end the relationship. I couldn't handle someone who had no life experience. Well, she calls me the next day while I'm at work and pretty much reads out a suicide note to me, so I took off speeding home. When I got there, the house was an absolute fucking wreck. Imagine taking everything out of your cabinets and dressers and spewing it all over the floors. I walk down the hallway to my room and try to open the door; it's locked. I use a butterknife to unlock it, but the door is barricaded. I force my way through the furniture by using all my bodyweight. My room is covered in powdered makeup. The floors are stained, lipstick on the walls, the whole shebang. I have a master bathroom, so I open the door, slip on the blood, fall on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.