Ansari_irl

117  2018-01-14 by Ed_ButteredToast

40 comments

Where is liar liar jim carrey claw? Its human hand and not vagina-unfriendly metal hook.

Thank you for providing some context. For a split second I was scared that you might have a whole wiki devoted to you and that was a page describing all of your alts.

imagine being this retarded

quoting something that actually is what you yourself are saying

imagine being this retarded

Ed only you can do something so retarded

Kys

Ed I love you

No homo though

A little homo

No. No homo.

Hmm...gonna write this one down. Seems like a pretty slick foreplay move.

Lol

Guaranteed 2 awkward blowjobs that come back to haunt you.

that claw would hurt her bussy tbh i wouldnt try it

her

bussy

Nigga????

current year

wominz cant have a bussy

uuugggghhhh

uuugggghhhh

is this a microaggression?

getting dominated by a manlet with a creepy little face

how does this happen?

Feminism.

Ed you're usually quite jovial, why are you trying to tell everyone to keep themselves safe tonight?

I feel like shit rn. Body pain is killing me :(

No it's okay m8, we all have bad times.

What happened? Why are you hurting. 🤕

Ed’s probably on the rag.

Your American right? That's what opiods are for.

Opioids are a big no no 🙅‍♀️

They are a big yes yes for me. What about the green stuff

mold?

Are you trying to tell me you aren't into boofing China white right in the bussy? Fuck is wrong with you son???

I'm on them due to spinal injury.

Cary Elwes did the best claw

https://youtu.be/6V2ylVXLgcQ

Ed you should try your hand at r/teleshits

Yeah before all this alt right crap I used to enjoy /r/bertstrips but they seem kind of neutered now.

“Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.

If only there were some word that meant the opposite of an affirmative. A word that starts with N and ends with O.

If only there were some word that meant the opposite of an affirmative. A word that starts with N and ends with O.

I wonder what that word is

I got nothin'. Except I know that it's proverbially meant to mean "no". Anyone want to help a bro out?

Negro? that seems kinda racist tbqh fam.

u/Ed_ButteredToast confirmed tiny, annoying, rapist Indian comedian

And he calls himself a feminist.

Ikr. Would have expected at least some forced penetration. Rly makes u question his credibility as a leading male feminist.