Ballistic missile threat inspires steamy incest fanfiction on /pol/

78  2018-01-15 by fuckdahatersbreh

12 comments

1  Rubitinwhydontyou 2018-01-15

There is no drama here you fuck

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-15

prove me wrong

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Rey_Carlos_II_de_España.jpg/1200px-Rey_Carlos_II_de_España.jpg

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-01-15

Don't hate on Charles II

1  Rubitinwhydontyou 2018-01-15

  • Large, prominent nose providing enhanced sense of smell.

  • Bulbous, protruding chin pad to protect possessor from blunt-force trauma striking the face at a vertical angle from below.

  • Large, unintimidating eyes fooling political opponents into underestimating his intelligence.

  • Sloping forehead for aerodynamic purposes, substantially reducing wind drag.

Seems like a pretty good outcome to me.

1  T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-15

Roll tide!

1  high_side 2018-01-15

It's virtually impossible to get a boner while surfing. Fake af.

1  mgtow_idgaf 2018-01-15

lacking authenticity, but pretty heterosexual

1  shallowm 2018-01-15

thinking this is true

I wonder how much of /pol/ is under 16.

1  SperglockHolmes 2018-01-15

Wincest.

1  westofthetracks 2018-01-15

>implying a /pol/ack could be this alpha

1  fsdgfhk 2018-01-15

hot

1  ComedicSans 2018-01-15

user reports:
1: heterosexual propaganda

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