Why futa is less gay than straight porn Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
We have a master/sub arrangement going on, it’s absolutely mental. He gets off on being bossed around and generally being submissive. He even comes to my flat to cook, clean and be my pleasure hole. Not that I’m complaining, it’s just...odd.
Damn, I'm really not sure if I'm going to get paid for this so-called 'butler job' or not. Remind me never to look for casual work in Gay Times' back pages again.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-15
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1 JohnTheOrc 2018-01-15
For once the queers are right. Bussy is gay
1 TinyJibble 2018-01-15
Not liking bussy is gay (unless you are a girl, but girls are the only thing gayer than not liking bussy).
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-15
Why futa is less gay than straight porn Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
1 londonagain 2018-01-15
truly the end of western civilization
1 BussySundae 2018-01-15
fuck you
1 rudest 2018-01-15
I can’t believe you’ve done this
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-15
This is why we need Chelsea Manning in office. /#MakeBussyGreat Again!
1 backltrack 2018-01-15
Is like half the gay population pretending buttholes are just manly women's vaginas 🤔
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-01-15
If you have a square peg, even a circle hole becomes square.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-15
That sounds fucking vile.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-15
Almost as bad as 'shitoris'
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-15
I do kinda like "bunt" tho
1 queerjihad 2018-01-15
What is the m short for? Manhole?
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-15
Mega-Aids.
1 niexx 2018-01-15
that one guy was right, we should all be calling it munt instead
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-01-15
munt is already taken by necrophiliacs
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-15
u/Fearless-Fairness bunt is synonymous with fupa, sillykins.
1 double-happiness 2018-01-15
Damn, I'm really not sure if I'm going to get paid for this so-called 'butler job' or not. Remind me never to look for casual work in Gay Times' back pages again.
1 cheers_grills 2018-01-15
I like these guys