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She sucked his dick to deescalate the situation. JFC - she was scared! Are you even capable of empathy?

snappy pls

Scared of 5'6" 135lb Aziz Ansari. Everyone calling him a predator in that thread is hilarious. Being pushy about having sex isn't breaking consent. Every woman has the option to say no and leave unless they're being physically restrained. If you suck the guy's dick after you said you don't want to, it doesn't matter how many times you said no. All that matters at that point is that you got peer pressured and tricked into sucking midget dick.

Don't we all learn about the troubles of peer pressure in High School? When did peer pressuring someone to get your dick sucked become sexual assault?

The poster's skillful use of italics has sent my sides into orbit

i'm so glad every regrettable blowjob i've ever given now comes with the excuse "i was deesclating the situation." not a slut, the UN of dick.

Blow Ki-Moon

Cuban missile crises needed heroes like you m8

YAAS QUEEN 👏👏👏

Would you take one for the team and deescalate Kim Jong Un? I think the world would appreciate it.

/u/serialflamingo /u/ComedicSans /u/MasterLawlz put that as a snappy quote NOW NOW NOW!!!

/u/geraldo42 /u/reimann1413 /u/snallygaster

Second this motion.

I don't think I can do that, idk.

i'm certain you can suck a dick to deescelate a situation

you just have to believe in yourself

You've never sucked dick to deescalate a situation?

Thats conflict resolution 101.

I tried it once to stave off a fight. In a complete miscarriage of justice I'm no longer allowed in that particular Dennys.

You should sue. You won't win, but their lawyers might blow you to deescalate the suit.

That only works in cracker barrels.

I only suck dick out of spite.

Ooh. Let me suck your dick. I'll drag my canines accross your shaft

Send me a picture of your face and your body.

Gotta tag /u/justcool393 for that my dude

Glad you fuckers haven't realized I can yet.

Who?

Lol /u/ed_butteredtoast doesn’t know who the CSS mod is. What an idiot.

xd

I am sure /u/Ed_ButteredToast was merely pretending to be retarded.

Jokes on us -- the mommy defense team has top IQ. Top. IQ.

There's no reason to be physically scared of Aziz, he's a manlet's manlet. Only scary thing about him is he's brown. Ergo that woman is a racist.

did you expect anything else in a sub filled with dudes who have never gotten a blow job

that was the most hilarious part of it all. the lack of self awareness is astounding. women will do whatever leaps in logic to justify their stupidity

"Stay calm. Suck his dick to de-escalate the situation. Do not run; the male feminist will see this as prey behaviour"

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I thought your title was made up at first... I can't believe someone actually said that shit.

Aziz Ansari has to be the least physically threatening man I've ever seen. Imagine being scared of a manlet with a chipmunk voice.

https://youtu.be/MaaUMOaNshs

/u/RedRose996, Aziz is a total, low-T manlet. Any real womxn of colour could beat the shit out of him. In fact, I think she should have bitten his Bombay Brinjal right off.

Becky was too jittery on soy mocha frappes she couldn't even tho

This but unironically, ain't no way in hell that would've happened to a non-mayo.

There's a lot of focus put on how men are becoming weak and indecisive these days but, holy shit, wtf has happened to women?

Nothing. Only to first world young white women. Ok maybe young american black women are the same idk, but outside of the US this paranoia is laughed at

Becky was too jittery on soy mocha frappes she couldn't even

Another reason I'm glad I'm dating a big booty Latina.

God bless latinas

Even when you cheat on them they only hit you and threaten to kill the other woman instead of running to Twitter.

That is unironically ten thousand times better

I think the fact that they arent pussies is what I like about them the most. Like, how do you grow up in quite possible the most sexist place on earth and have more spine and pride than the average white america women? I dont get it

/u/evanharper explain this fam

Lol women are allowed outside and can drive and don't get sold as slaves. Please lower Latin on the power rankings of sexism.

Although, yes, I agree with you that the women are way better adjusted because their lives aren't handed to them on a silver platter by society reminding them they can do no wrong and everyone owes them.

Yeah I was exagerating. My point though is that their lifes arent easy and harassment and assault actually mean something there.

I guess we all knew that a way too easy life produces weak people

They want to be victims so they don't have to answer for their borderline disorder, obesity, or lack of accomplishments.

why

i am just bored

😴

One of the first chicas I dated Stateside was a Latina. More fire and spice than even my ebony queens back in Africa. Wish I'd stuck with brown women, but my mandingo brain wanted a taste of the white meat. Shit's weird man.

but my mandingo brain wanted a taste of the white meat. Shit's weird man.

Dude, you taste the white meat, but for fuck's sake don't settle down with one.

No worries. I'm not trying to have any half-and-halfs. Smash and go.

First world young white internet-obsessed women. And I don't mean the fun parts of the internet like insta and snap

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

Freud was right

Penis envy

Penis envy (German: Penisneid) is a stage theorized by Sigmund Freud regarding female psychosexual development, in which young girls experience anxiety upon realization that they do not have a penis. Freud considered this realization a defining moment in a series of transitions toward a mature female sexuality and gender identity. In Freudian theory, the penis envy stage begins the transition from an attachment to the mother to competition with the mother for the attention, recognition and affection of the father. The parallel reaction of a boy's realization that women do not have a penis is castration anxiety.

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The parallel reaction of a boy's realization that women do not have a penis is castration anxiety.

I do not like thinking about being castrated.

I do, it sounds liberating I think all men should try it. But then again I am a cis white male.

> castration anxiety.

^{> castration anxiety}

> castration anxiety

> castration anxiety

DA actual FUQ

Women turned into low test soyboys.

Serious answer: the unending tide of unwarranted praise and rights has clashed hard with their biology and this retardation is the result of the brain trying to rectify that dissonance.

Drama answer: Lack of mayocide.

This but ironically

White women in America have managed to simultaneously dominate the mainstream cultural conversation and convince everyone, including themselves, that they're victims.

Everything you need to know about this story is that she puts having the wrong kind of wine on the same level as all the sex stuff.

the collective subconscious of western women aches for a strong pimp hand to slap some sense into them.

this is also why they can never get enough of islamic immigration.

TIL to de-escalate a situation, suck a dick.

Sounds like a Lonely Island song.

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE

Yall should listen to my new band:

De-escalating Dicksuck

I'd buy a demo.

That's the first thing they teach in the academy when dealing with a hostage situation.

https://youtu.be/MaaUMOaNshs

hey, if it works in prison...

Name a weaker person than your your average american woman.

I'll wait.

But we've been told they're so strong. Also you need to clarify its mayo women, black women have sass

I mean they must be strong, consuming that much food a day should at least give them more protein than the average bodybuilder's diet.

they find strength in twitter lynchings

Your average american man.

Oof

Ouch

Owie

ouchie booboo

But the average goes way up if you subtract the major soy consuming regions. Namely Seattle, Portland, SF and LA.

You mean the parts of the country where men still have jobs?

Blogging isn't a job, pal.

Seriously, what kind of idiot goes on the internet and reads random shit from nobodies.

men

Technically I guess

They should renounce their soyboy ways and become true tough, manly men who shitpost in /r/Drama with swastika flairs.

I was thinking they should go all the way and castrate themselves, but your idea is good too

Rapist is a profession now?

They try to pretend being a therapist is about different stuff but it's about raping

The pay sucks, but the job is very rewarding.

more of a side hustle

Artisanal Light Bulb maker isn't a job so much as performance art.

Are the light bulbs better? No.

Do they last longer? No.

Are they cheaper? No. They're actually much more expensive.

But they're organic, glutein free and artisanal.

California doesn't have a low unemployment rate?

Portland

Lol why does the east coast get off in your mind?

No one is more smug lately than the west coast. You expect it from NYC of course. None of the other metro areas in NC, FL, OH, PA, etc has such a high concentration of disfunctional humans.

Source: born and raised in California

The downvotes just shine a light on the effete drama users from Lolifornia.

They're far too soy to comment in rebuttal. Impotent downvotes are all they've got.

Soon they will be consumed by fire and earth. The earth will reclaim what it rightfully owns. The white blight will be purged from the land!

Aziz Ansari

Is there a living being who could not overpower him?

I have only one arm, no legs, and am dying of feline aids and even I can hold him down for some sweet sweet regret rape.

Stephen Hawking is alegedly still alive I guess.

He could run Aziz over with his wheelchair

Thats really mean

Asleaze would be but a mere speedbump.

* technically

There's a rumour that he is long dead and tb Hat it's a double now.

Vern Troyer is at least half his size and I feel like he could still take him.

Your less than average American woman?

Touché

Someone already said the average American man.

Those are obese and can fight off an assailant with more force

male feminists

Don't you remember being very young? A parent or teacher or whatever could tell you to do something, and the walls of reality itself closed in and you had no choice but to do it. Your own mind closed off the other possibilities before your conscious mind could even take a peek.

I remember.

/u/five_hammers_hamming TIL 23 year olds are "very young" and D-list celebrities are authority figures on par with "a parent or teacher".

Maybe the Saudis have it right? It sounds like 23 year old women shouldn't be allowed out without adult supervision.

Maybe the Saudis have it right? It sounds like 23 year old women shouldn't be allowed out without adult supervision.

One more infidel sees Allah's light

Aziz is a whiny feminist but he is definetly not a d lister didn't he just win a golden globe and he is one of the most popular stand up comedians in the world.

I don't know, this is the first time I've ever heard of him.

he was a main character on one of the most popular sitcoms for years, one of the most popular stand ups and has his own netflix show that wins awards he isn't d list.

Okay, C-list then.

ArchHermit

yeah not sure id trust your opinion on whos hot in hollywood right now

If he was a real celebrity he would have had his entourage present. This never happens to Lil Wayne because he always has multiple people watching who can back up his side of the story.

he probably isn't fun enough to have people wanting to be around him all the time. a male feminist isn't getting a bunch of hookers for his boys to tee off on in the back of a limo

I dunno, seems kinda dumb to hire a prostitute when mayo women are so weak-willed that they'll just do whatever you tell them to do even if they don't want to.

didn't he just win a golden globe

what the fuck is a golden globe? is that a like a shitty off-brand oscar?

Yes

Didn't this happen in like 2008 though?

women shouldn't be allowed out without male supervision

Inshallah.

A bit late today mate

Don't you remember being very young? A parent or teacher or whatever could tell you to do something, and the walls of reality itself closed in and you had no choice but to do it. Your own mind closed off the other possibilities before your conscious mind could even take a peek.

Lol of course, that's why kids always do what their parents and teachers tell them, immediately. No child ever disobeys, no sir.

Thats the fucking thing about so much of the retarded third wave intersectional feminism, it makes women out to be weak willed and perpetual victims unironically similar to how conservative Muslims claim them to be.

/u/five_hammers_hamming Assalamu alaikum!

Maybe the Saudis have it right?

Sadly, their new king is a millennial cuck who has repealed a lot of the laws that kept women in their place.

/u/RedRose996 on a date: "Oh I hope we don't move too fast! Oh sure I will go home to your place! Oh no please don't move to fast! Suck your dick? Sure why not *slurp slurp slurp* I don't know if I like this sir. What some more? Sure! *slurp slurp slurp.* Gee golly I've been raped!"

me_irl but replace "your place" with the bus station. Also this all happens within an hour.

lol

first she let him eat her pussy.

Dave Chapelle right once again.

More male feminist heads for the gallows.

He was right about that sex contract skit too. Those need to become a thing, there's a growing market for it.

It's not forced if you can literally beat up the person

a ten year old girl could probably kill aziz ansari by shaking his hand too hard.

This might actually be one of the most ridiculous quotes that has been made of that shitty sub. Like the idea that the situation even needed to be deescalated is really telling of their mentality. Even the most basic of social interactions are scary for them, so once it got to an awkward social interaction you're practically in serial killer territory. The idea that anyone would be scarred in that situation is fucking hilarious.

Before even clicking the link I knew that it's gonna be trollx.....

Almost entirely unrelated but this is the best A team spoof imo https://youtu.be/G2hjUqq1CbU

That was so gay that I want to suck a dick after reading it

Then, by all means do it. It's ok to be gay, especially in current USA.

I’m mmmmmpph slurp slurp doing it slurp slurp

u/RedRose996 hey, I've got a situation that needs to be deescalated immediately.

I read the article from I think babe net, It's just bizarre. This women that he met takes a picture of there restaurant table as part of the story is Aziz was very pushy to leave and I guess that was her 'proof' regarding her narrative. Then at his apartment he makes advances and the whole time she feels uncomfortable but says nothing to the tune of I don't want to have sex or do this

https://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355

some quotes "‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.

“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time

Then she went back to Ansari. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”

“He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”

Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.

“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”

In addition to this a while ago a redditor answered that aziz would be accused next:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/7qc5r8/redditor_predicts_the_anziz_ansari_sexual/

What's damning is that no one brought this forward until after he won his award.

The article does not name the women, so Aziz can't take legal action. All in all i think it is a hit piece.

As soon as it got physical I would have said I would have pushed him away and said hey I don't want to do this I don't want to have sex This is to fast. If he said something bout a second date I would have reiterated what I said. If he kept going I would have left.

In addition to the context the actions of this women and the fact that someone on this site knew before hand that he would be accused makes me suspicious about her claims.

One thing I forgot to mention WHY HAS SHE NOT GONE TO THE POLICE. Let's be honest it wouldn't stick. This is nothing more than an attempt to destroy Aziz's career. He isn't even that famous so I would suspect that it is more to deflect from other big name actors and individuals like Harvey Weinstein (you know someone accused actual rape); Kevin Spacey (someone who assaulted an underage child); James Franco (who solicited sex from underage women). Aziz is a sacrificial lamb, nothing more. Ironically this will also take away from the METOO movement because of how flimsy this charge is. It should not because I do intent to support anyone that was actually assaulted sexually or coerced into sex in the entertainment business or otherwise.

James Franco (who solicited sex from legal age women).

There was the one girl who was 16/17. He creeped on her on instagram. It was pretty damning.

legal in NY

two questions then. What about outside of New York? What would the vast majority of individuals think regarding this?

are you asking if he broke the "age/2+7" rule? he did. it's definitely frowned upon, even in NY.

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Longform effortposting on drama O.O

copy and paste really

>amerimutt cop points an M249 at me

>get on my knees and try to suck his cock to deescalate the situation

>still get shot

What's disturbing about the Ansari story is that he knows precisely what lines not to cross to avoid doing anything illegal, and how to walk right up to them, and how to cover for himself if it's received badly. Way too many guys think this way. This really is the culture.

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/952701228932386816?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

-This is now only the second most retarded thing I've seen today.

..."and so the wheel of faith keeps on spinning - one alleged rapist falls and another one changes him.

"The king is dead long live the king"

I think sucking dick to deescalate the situation will always be the most retarded thing i ever read

Don't you just hate it when people are law abiding and know not to sexually assault or rape people! And have 'evidence' to prove they didn't if wrongly accused. What a bunch of wankers.

I feel like in situations like that it can be really hard to be flat out honest and direct with what you want/don’t want or are expecting from someone, especially someone you just met, and especially a famous person you just met

Jesus, lady, get a fucking spine, lol.

Every day I see more and more that Muslims might be right

You just know this shit was going on for hundreds of years, innocent men getting lynched left and right, before Mohammed (pbuh) finally set things straight with his 2 male witness rule. Sure, a few actual rape victims might get stoned occasionally but that’s a price I personally am willing to pay.

wat

Inshallah

Allah knew that it would balance out in the long run.

I keep trying to understand why women are allowed to associate with men outside of family members

She sucked his dick to deescalate the situation

Imagine being this retarded.

Between this and Rick and Morty's sexual harassment quirky comedies are really on the way out.

wtf I love modern feminism now

Well it sounds like he is a predator. I would agree that under the law he didn't sexually assault her, but under the social contract of consent he failed. He preyed on her even when she was behaving reluctantly rather than enthusiastically. Proper consent is only having sex with people giving enthusiastic consent. Don't keep pressuring and pressuring and asking over and over to have sexual interactions with someone who keeps trying to slow down and hold off.

Wow, /u/LilSebs_MrsF what you have described is standard behaviour in marriage.The sooner you learn that, the sooner you won't end up divorced.

Too late lmao /u/LilSebs_MrsF is already a divorcee and single mother. Her angsty posts on /r/relationships are some of the most deliciously pathetic comments I've ever seen.

Holy shit. There should be a purity test that prevents bitter divorcees from poisioning the youngsters. The millenials are going to breed themselves out of the genepool just fine on their own tyvm.

Dammit why do we let the emotionally damaged give advice?

They're the only ones willing to put in the time and effort to tell others how to act.

Saw his stand-up before he got big.

He deserves this, he sucks. Based on merit he's a diversity hire.

His act is unfunny garbage. He got so flustered by low level banter during a roast I got second hand embarrassment from watching.

Don't forget rampant name dropping.

"Hey guys guess what my best friend KANYE WEST did?!?!"

Ugh...I've messaged the moderators about one of the threads here too. Cause all those rape-apologist fuckers are coming here to brigade now. FUCK I HATE THEM SO MUCH! Fuck them and their bullshit. EVERY one of them defending him is either a rapist, or did coercive shit like that in the past. They know what it means. And all of them are like "Why didn't she just punch him and run!?" as if women don't fear being attacked. All of them just blatantly ignoring the facts and pretending women don't get murdered for saying no.

Edit: Ooooh and one of them...I said she blew him in order to deescalate the situation. And they're all gaslighting me now pretending like that's such a ridiculous idea. Those fuckers know. They've all probably pressured a woman into some sex act, couldn't get it, and made her so uncomfortable that she did something else to end their aggression. They hate that we know that coercive shit happens. As usual, women calling out some sexist thing is more offensive to them than the fact that it happens.

lol

I said she blew him in order to deescalate the situation. And they're all gaslighting me now pretending like that's such a ridiculous idea

lol

This is such a classic. Once you say something which doesn't fit the hive mind on Trollx, they automatically nonchalantly call you "dude" or let it slide that you're a man. Don't know how many times I've replied "no I'm a woman".

Holy fucking shit, these losers deleted literally every comment.

Ctrl+F "He does not seem like an intimidating person"