Have any of those people been on dates? It was obvious he just wanted to get his dick wet and she wanted to be his girlfriend. As a woman I apologize for the #metoo movement. Bitches be crazy.
I used to work at a LAN center years ago (yah I know, they don't exist anymore) and we would have competitions to see who could convince a cam whore to show us her armpits the quickest. Glad to see the degenerates are keeping this tradition alive after all these years.
"I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed."
I don't like throwing the white knight accusations lightly, but come on.
More men need to come out in support of Aziz. This woman who led him on by allowing him to eat her out and suck his dick (TWICE!) decided she didn't want to fuck, took an Uber home (that he paid for!), and then received an apology for his misreading the situation.
She then goes on to later air out her dirty laundry anonymously!
What about Aziz's blue balls? (There's no way he came from those dry BJs!) What about Aziz's right to privacy and his goddam constitutional right to face his accuser!
Me too? Men too! Men need to band together and protect each other.
Maybe if The Sisterhood wasn't wearing Traveling Pants they wouldn't be getting their knickers in a twist over men following their biological prime directive.
MEN are doing an excellent job banding together. Aziz, and all the other Hollywood male feminists aren't privy to that protection, however.
Because they continuously and purposefully advocated for the new standards that they're getting fucked by.
And they did it on the basis of a metric fuckton of those "toxic masculinity" articles from MotherJones.
But like Scar in the Lionking, Aziz and all these other cucks are getting eaten alive by the monster they fed and grew.
There's a reason they're being derided and their manhood is being continuously called into question. It's a warning that you can't avail yourself to the sympathy and patience you flat out REFUSED to give to others when they were accused.
I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed
we're at a point where we're still following the old guidelines, except what we grew up believing and the behavior learned as a result isn't how we want it to be.
/u/shosure Except even this is an oversimplification. Different women want different things. Women don't all agree on "how they want it to be" and if you talk to them I think you'll find quite a great deal of variance. The overarching problem is that nobody knows how to communicate, and furthermore communication is actively seen as "bad" in some situations.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-15
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1 wabbit_1444 2018-01-15
Have any of those people been on dates? It was obvious he just wanted to get his dick wet and she wanted to be his girlfriend. As a woman I apologize for the #metoo movement. Bitches be crazy.
1 PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS 2018-01-15
1 toast168 2018-01-15
Go to a French sub dude. Post the results.
1 HyundaiElantra 2018-01-15
They shave now, mainland Chinese bitches keep it hairy tho
1 [deleted] 2018-01-15
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1 Teh_Jews 2018-01-15
I used to work at a LAN center years ago (yah I know, they don't exist anymore) and we would have competitions to see who could convince a cam whore to show us her armpits the quickest. Glad to see the degenerates are keeping this tradition alive after all these years.
1 EWDnutz 2018-01-15
SRD vs relationships. Who would fuck up a relationship faster?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-15
SRD would get sidetracked talking about Trump while relationships would get right down to business.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-15
Now I wanna see a cage match between SRD and Relationships
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-01-15
I don't like throwing the white knight accusations lightly, but come on.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-15
Wait is this his declaration?
Ok no, forget it, this guy has dead hookers on his basement
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-15
No, it's someone in the thread quoting a fictional character they like.
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-01-15
And he wears their skin while he walks around his house.
1 Mayocide_When 2018-01-15
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-15
The year is 2138, everyone is black except the honkeys in the zoo.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-15
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1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-15
Imagine being so afraid of Aziz Ansari physically assaulting you that you give him two blowjobs.
1 siskonaut 2018-01-15
It should be unacceptable for even women to be scared of Aziz Ansari.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-15
FTFY. A guy that's completely paralyzed could beat him in a fight. A speck of dust could beat him in a fight
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-15
An unfertilized egg could beat him up and fuck his mom.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-15
I am still laughing
1 CyborgYoung 2018-01-15
More men need to come out in support of Aziz. This woman who led him on by allowing him to eat her out and suck his dick (TWICE!) decided she didn't want to fuck, took an Uber home (that he paid for!), and then received an apology for his misreading the situation.
She then goes on to later air out her dirty laundry anonymously!
What about Aziz's blue balls? (There's no way he came from those dry BJs!) What about Aziz's right to privacy and his goddam constitutional right to face his accuser!
Me too? Men too! Men need to band together and protect each other.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-15
You fucking misogynist.
1 CyborgYoung 2018-01-15
Maybe if The Sisterhood wasn't wearing Traveling Pants they wouldn't be getting their knickers in a twist over men following their biological prime directive.
1 6chan6 2018-01-15
MEN are doing an excellent job banding together. Aziz, and all the other Hollywood male feminists aren't privy to that protection, however.
Because they continuously and purposefully advocated for the new standards that they're getting fucked by.
And they did it on the basis of a metric fuckton of those "toxic masculinity" articles from MotherJones.
But like Scar in the Lionking, Aziz and all these other cucks are getting eaten alive by the monster they fed and grew.
There's a reason they're being derided and their manhood is being continuously called into question. It's a warning that you can't avail yourself to the sympathy and patience you flat out REFUSED to give to others when they were accused.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-15
nice pasta
1 6chan6 2018-01-15
roymoore for prez btw
1 EWDnutz 2018-01-15
Goddamit this is now a meme to me.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-15
I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed
1 grotesquecel 2018-01-15
creepy and gross yuck
1 ltedt 2018-01-15
Problematic
1 wootfatigue 2018-01-15
T O X I C
1 EWDnutz 2018-01-15
y i k e s
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-01-15
Icky
1 Shalabadoo 2018-01-15
y'all folks
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-01-15
/u/gokutheguy
We know. SRDines are permavirgins.
1 toast168 2018-01-15
He must not have an imagination then. Lol this makes me laugh.
1 EWDnutz 2018-01-15
I see his name a lot. Does /r/drama need a VegetatheMAN?
1 bjt23 2018-01-15
/u/shosure Except even this is an oversimplification. Different women want different things. Women don't all agree on "how they want it to be" and if you talk to them I think you'll find quite a great deal of variance. The overarching problem is that nobody knows how to communicate, and furthermore communication is actively seen as "bad" in some situations.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-15
Imagine a future where every sexual advance must be prefaced by "Do you consent?"
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-01-15
So, only tangentially related...and I know you're all probably sick of Star Wars drama, but I really want to float this somewhere:
Rose sexually assaults Finn in TLJ, right?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-15
yes
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2018-01-15
Pretty much every kiss scene in any movie could be construed as sexual assault
Hell, Rocky practically rapes Adrian in the first movie, he got lucky that she just happened to like it
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-01-15
Pajeet is a rapist. Who would have guessed!
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-01-15
Can
1 Randydandy69 2018-01-15
The
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-01-15
SRDines.