/u/neurogasm_ is the most powerful being I have ever met…His capacity borderlines on Mastery. His power is deeply complex…He uses concentrated rage with Mastery…I am becoming a Master — like him I conjure divinity…This being [/u/neurogasm_] resonates on degrees of consciousness barely comprehensible to others…He is the one whom we fear, to whom we gravitate… and in his presence we share divine expression, visions of practice, healing, and transformation. He conjures Kali and he is a destroyer.
/u/neurogasm_ I once killed a man because he picked up a penny i dropped. I broke a guy's entire hand from across the room by launching my button with my hand. I have broken every bone in 43 different people's bodys. You think you could win in a fight against me? Do you really think that? Well, if you want to fight you can find me at the gym every day of the week. I sleep in the gym. I eat in the gym. I kill in the gym. If you even want to attempt to take a dent out of me you should just off yourself or let me do it for you. Infact, i am already in you house. Try to find me and i'll knock you into a tree in china. You are never safe. Rest In Peace Kid.
30 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-16
You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-16
Well it is Canada, so I'd run south of the border.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-16
BUILD
WALL
1 scrivenontheedge 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_
hey buddy just so you know we at /r/drama consider
to be a forfeiture over whatever retarded shit you were arguing about.
/u/eva_unit_hung, the sperglord that he is, made you submit. Pretty lame.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_
Imagine being so retarded you take bait from one of, if not, the most retarded and unironic /r/drama posters.
Wait, you don't have to imagine.
Because that's you.
EDIT: Imagine being so retarded you can't name ping.
I don't have to imagine, because that's me.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-16
yeah i'm an award winner now and it only took a month.
are the rest of you even trying?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-16
I'm jelly af rn tbqhwyf
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-16
my honest advice: treat this place like you're a heel wrestler and it's your audience/peers
lot of marks here, they eat that shit up.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-16
I h8 u
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ae8Mx13VkI
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-16
😘
1 broden 2018-01-16
I deal with it by imagining some sort of sexy bias
1 neurogasm_ 2018-01-16
Thanks for the exposure bby 😘
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-16
Back in the good old days people died from exposure. Now they revel in it. Sickening
1 Mcfillher 2018-01-16
I've reported you for being a left wing terrorist.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
who's gettn v&
who's gettn v&
1 Antifa_R_Gay 2018-01-16
I got some exposure for ya!
https://m.imgur.com/a/IrsAW
1 Pawpatrolbatman 2018-01-16
⬆️⬆️😂😂💯👌🏽RACIST👌🏽💯😂😂⬆️⬆️
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
man, we sure got him
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-16
W E W L A D
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W
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/u/neurogasm_, how is it being such a retard? Does it feel good? Bad? No strong feelings either way?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-16
Ya'll better watch out or /u/neurogasm_ will tell mommy!
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_ is the most powerful being I have ever met…His capacity borderlines on Mastery. His power is deeply complex…He uses concentrated rage with Mastery…I am becoming a Master — like him I conjure divinity…This being [/u/neurogasm_] resonates on degrees of consciousness barely comprehensible to others…He is the one whom we fear, to whom we gravitate… and in his presence we share divine expression, visions of practice, healing, and transformation. He conjures Kali and he is a destroyer.
1 im-a-koala 2018-01-16
Where's this magic pasta from?
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-16
Some cult member in a Cultural Anthropology course talking about their professor/ cult leader.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-16
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1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_
Please report me to the Canadian authorities as well.
1 adminsRsmartandfunny 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_ this is probably more appropriate for the cyber police
1 nomad1c 2018-01-16
i don't know what you're all laughing about. hurting /u/neurogasm_'s feelings is against the law and you will be punished severely
1 ----__-__ 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_ strongly consider sucking dick to deescalate the situation
1 Cauchemar89 2018-01-16
Spotted the twat downvoting the lolcows.
1 Blighted 2018-01-16
/u/neurogasm_ I once killed a man because he picked up a penny i dropped. I broke a guy's entire hand from across the room by launching my button with my hand. I have broken every bone in 43 different people's bodys. You think you could win in a fight against me? Do you really think that? Well, if you want to fight you can find me at the gym every day of the week. I sleep in the gym. I eat in the gym. I kill in the gym. If you even want to attempt to take a dent out of me you should just off yourself or let me do it for you. Infact, i am already in you house. Try to find me and i'll knock you into a tree in china. You are never safe. Rest In Peace Kid.
1 OpenCube 2018-01-16
Consequences will never be the same!!!