I was taking a nap earlier today and I had a dream I needed to pee really bad. I had this dream because in reality I needed to pee really bad.
So of course I pee'd in my dream which resulted in pee'ing in reality. Not a lot just a dribble, but enough to sort of wake me up... or so I thought. I then had another dream that I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee but again I was actually dreaming and so I pee'd myself even more.
This actually finally woke me up only to realize I really, really had to pee. So I got up and pee'd.
Do you ever get the one where you're in some fancy hotel and you go into the bathroom and there's a plethora of different basins of various shapes and sizes and you're not sure which one to piss in? You know some are toilets and some are sinks, but you really need to make up your mind fast.
It's a greentext using a sub CSS macro. I usually have CSS turned off anyway, but I think a lot of other people don't, so I use them. The first few times I came across them being used, I thought they were broken links too.
8 comments
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-16
I was taking a nap earlier today and I had a dream I needed to pee really bad. I had this dream because in reality I needed to pee really bad.
So of course I pee'd in my dream which resulted in pee'ing in reality. Not a lot just a dribble, but enough to sort of wake me up... or so I thought. I then had another dream that I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee but again I was actually dreaming and so I pee'd myself even more.
This actually finally woke me up only to realize I really, really had to pee. So I got up and pee'd.
Then I changed my underwear.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-16
Sounds like pissception.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-16
Do you ever get the one where you're in some fancy hotel and you go into the bathroom and there's a plethora of different basins of various shapes and sizes and you're not sure which one to piss in? You know some are toilets and some are sinks, but you really need to make up your mind fast.
1 shallowm 2018-01-16
not pissing in sinks irl
1 Redactor0 2018-01-16
That link doesn't work, but my bladder is telling me to hurry up and follow it and piss in something.
1 shallowm 2018-01-16
It's a greentext using a sub CSS macro. I usually have CSS turned off anyway, but I think a lot of other people don't, so I use them. The first few times I came across them being used, I thought they were broken links too.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-16
Okay, I see it now. It just doesn't work on my unread messages page. Thanks fam. I'll take this advice the next time I decide where to piss.
1 Keep_Yourself_Safe 2018-01-16