/r/newzealand doesn't take kindly to Sepos coming in and telling them what they think about godszone

9  2018-01-16 by Merkin-Muffley

initial thread posted by the sepo /u/BrianBoyko

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7ql76u/im_an_american_i_lived_in_nz_for_6_months_in_2010/

First grumblings of discontent from /u/antidamage

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7ql76u/im_an_american_i_lived_in_nz_for_6_months_in_2010/dsq5psd/

I'm not sure why you're moving here. If you want to criticize everything non-stop then you're about 2000km in the wrong place, maybe you should look at Australia instead. They almost sound the same, have the same food but complain bitterly and incessantly about everything. You'd love it, you could be an uppity wanker all day there.

Other users of /r/newzealand respond by shitposting

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7qn9fj/im_an_new_zealander_i_had_a_two_hour_layover_in/

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7qox5h/im_an_american_whos_lived_in_new_zealand_for_20/

Bonus, take the NZ citizen test:

https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/7qox5h/im_an_american_whos_lived_in_new_zealand_for_20/dsqt4oq/

9 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-01-16

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1  a_jill_sandwich 2018-01-16

/u/BrianBoyko - Reddit isn’t your personal blog. Why in the ever loving fuck did you think anyone would (a) read all of that or (b) care what you think?

1  BrianBoyko 2018-01-16

The 250 upvotes and 400+ comments.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-16

I read it but that’s only because I needed to read the context of the drama.

1  glitterjulia2 2018-01-16

Im an american in NZ and all those posts are so damn embarassing. No joke, in that sub we get a new "MY VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS ON NZ FROM AMURICA" post every few weeks and its all the same shit. Really not dispelling the stereotypes guys. Hard enough getting their respect when im not in a sheep costume.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-16

Kiwis, I’m happily surprised to see you also wear pants and type with your fingers just like civilized society. I can name your politicians too.

1  glitterjulia2 2018-01-16

Im not joking here but half dont even wear shoes at the store

1  DayOfTheCan 2018-01-16

Well, apparently they're retarded enough to upvote it.

1  Neil_Tzedakah 2018-01-16

This is entirely tangential but rhyming slang is awful and I hate it. It's like a children's performance of Oliver Twist- level cutesy and contrived.

1  Standard12 2018-01-16

Alright you berk.