Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
I'm going to print that article out, laminate it, and carry it with me wherever I go.
If I wake up from another binge and start to find myself leaning towards answering the call of the void, ashamed to regain consciousness yet again in some dirty, moldy alleyway, pants nowhere to be found, bleeding from every hole, needle full of god-knows-what still stuck in my arm, I will read the words of Trevor Marlin and know that I still have a long way to go before I hit rock bottom.
"I’ve been skydiving, performed in front of thousands and raced cars at 150 mph. But to be an essential part of a woman’s orgasm — connecting intimately to the very core of her being, driving her to wave after wave of pleasure as she loses herself in sheer bliss — is better than any drug I could possibly imagine."
Skydiving, performing in front of 1000's, and racing cars at 150mph are not drugs. And yet he switches the premise of his own statement from 'intense experiences' to 'imagining the effects of drugs.'
I can forgive him for his almost literally unbelievable capacity for white-knighting, but I can't overlook that kind of error in structure.
If you think women having orgasms has anything to do with getting pregnant you are a fucking moron that was probably home schooled by christian fundamentalists..
Please explain to me how billions of low quality males have passed on their genes throughout history then. Why did women go to the Dr to cure their "hysteria" while at the same time popping out 10 kids
So you admit female orgasms have zero to do with the biology of getting pregnant. Your argument now is orgasms well give someone better opportunity because they'll fuck more often. But you're still flawed. You're assuming that's the main reason women fuck, not how much money you have, what kind of drugs you're holding, your status in the community or countless other reasons. With your logic any and all these men are more "sexually competent".
You're one of those "nice guys" that will treat m'lady like a queen, aren't you?
I never claimed orgasms are required for pregnancy. Stop reeing and you'll see. It's ok, I don't expect you to admit you're wrong. Fragile egos can't handle that.
Yeah, this guy must be incredibly desperate if he feels the need to brag about his cunnilingus skills on social media and also asks out women that he hasn't even met. His next essay, Ladies, Have I Mentioned My Large Penis Yet, is due to come out next month.
Drama, like Twitter, is being recorded by the Library of Congress. Plagiarism is a serious offence here, and even one instance can result in a site-wide ban in the right circumstances.
Is that satire? How autistic do you have to be to think that this could be seen as anything but jumping at the chance to get a date, and to not realise how inappropriate it is in the circumstances?
Over/under on this being deleted by this time tomorrow?
Mate you know how far people will go to get faggot gussy. If a male feminist can pretend to be care about feminism several years just so they can a rape womyn.
I bet he is just shining on his best friend. The author will text this article to the actual Trevor Marlin with the text "Sup Faggot, I wrote the gayest letter in the universe and slapped your name/email on it. Go fuck yourself, ya cunt! Lets get beers later and read your replies!"
Last date I had as a single I ended up finger banging her for an hour and then she told me we were going to fast when I wanted to stick it in. I think thats romantic in its own special way.
Where the fuck are people getting all this enthusiasm? I haven't been enthusiastic about a single goddamn thing since September.
Have they been running the enthusiasm wells dry and leaving none left over for me? Is that why they smile with their mouth open? They can no longer contain their ill-gotten surplus enthusiasm with a regular smile? Bastards.
It actually ends with him directly addressing the lady in question. As if somehow the writer was so important that this would be considered a "public letter". What a conceited little twat that writer is.
She's 100% the girl that says she doesn't fuck on a first date cuz she read in some article it's how to get a man, but she's a skank and does it anyway, and when she doesn't get the man she blames the dude for her skank ass behavior.
She wanted it.
When it didn't get her a man, then she pretends she didn't want it.
It's not entirely her fault. She wanted to be seduced by a suave celebrity, but instead Aziz turned out to be a cringey nightmare.
Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
Imagine for a moment, the cunt hurt that would be felt, if a bunch of MRA's got together and put up a website telling woman how they should behave called "thegoodwomanproject".
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-16
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1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-16
this just seems redundant, the sex offender registry is already online
1 Eight_Ace 2018-01-16
He's just fedorable!
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-16
She's not gonna have sex with you Trevor
1 HaulOfChina 2018-01-16
Might suck him of if he properly escalates the situation though.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-16
Hey babe, read your article, heard you got raped. You doing anything later?
1 Mr_Americas 2018-01-16
This but unironically.
I’m lonely and single
1 OnionBits 2018-01-16
Holy shit. It's like a white night rode into a whole foods, injected himself in the ass with soy concentrate then started a blog.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-16
Hahaha, wow. "male feminist" - every single time.
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
Not even close to rape
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-16
Do they have loos in your jail cell, Aziz?
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
I don't understand your comment. Do you think that when someone isnt raping someone, they are raping someone?
1 giroth 2018-01-16
We are all rapists now
1 moudougou 2018-01-16
found the rapist
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
Can you elaborate? Do you think that not raping someone IS rape?
1 moudougou 2018-01-16
not raping someone is the worst form of sexual assault you disgusting perv
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
Werd
1 moudougou 2018-01-16
caring about women's consent seems weird to you? no wonder you're a rapist
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
Werd= word up= I take you at your word. You're just clowning, son.
1 moudougou 2018-01-16
oh shit you got me
but I learned a new word and that's cool
1 POZLOADS0 2018-01-16
You can now be hip and fly and down on the kids.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-16
Read this in Tom Haverford's voice
1 CaptainNeeMoNoy 2018-01-16
Imagine being this thirsty
1 skivian 2018-01-16
I want this date to happen. And I want them to live stream it. I would pay
goodmoney to watch this.1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-16
I'm going to print that article out, laminate it, and carry it with me wherever I go.
If I wake up from another binge and start to find myself leaning towards answering the call of the void, ashamed to regain consciousness yet again in some dirty, moldy alleyway, pants nowhere to be found, bleeding from every hole, needle full of god-knows-what still stuck in my arm, I will read the words of Trevor Marlin and know that I still have a long way to go before I hit rock bottom.
1 ohjdslkjflaskdnf 2018-01-16
From the same author:
Why I Love Every Single Thing About Going Down On A Woman (And All Other Men Should Too)
Gay.
1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-16
That's just bad writing.
Skydiving, performing in front of 1000's, and racing cars at 150mph are not drugs. And yet he switches the premise of his own statement from 'intense experiences' to 'imagining the effects of drugs.'
I can forgive him for his almost literally unbelievable capacity for white-knighting, but I can't overlook that kind of error in structure.
1 giroth 2018-01-16
Women's orgasms are completely unnecessary
Don't hate, it's just biology
1 better_bot 2018-01-16
Women's orgasms select for sexually competent males.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-01-16
women still get pregnant without having an orgasm, your arguments makes zero sense
1 better_bot 2018-01-16
Doesn't mean the baby has the best genes it could have.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-01-16
If you think women having orgasms has anything to do with getting pregnant you are a fucking moron that was probably home schooled by christian fundamentalists..
1 better_bot 2018-01-16
Yeah dude, women totally don't have more sex with men who give them orgasms. Is that what your dad taught you when you asked where mom was last night?
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-01-16
You're a writer for this site aren't you?
1 better_bot 2018-01-16
I guess that means you don't have an argument :(
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-01-16
Please explain to me how billions of low quality males have passed on their genes throughout history then. Why did women go to the Dr to cure their "hysteria" while at the same time popping out 10 kids
1 [deleted] 2018-01-16
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1 better_bot 2018-01-16
Bringing a woman to orgasm increases your chances of reproducing =/= bringing a woman to orgasm is the only means of reproducing.
You have a real interest in defending bad lays.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2018-01-16
So you admit female orgasms have zero to do with the biology of getting pregnant. Your argument now is orgasms well give someone better opportunity because they'll fuck more often. But you're still flawed. You're assuming that's the main reason women fuck, not how much money you have, what kind of drugs you're holding, your status in the community or countless other reasons. With your logic any and all these men are more "sexually competent".
You're one of those "nice guys" that will treat m'lady like a queen, aren't you?
1 better_bot 2018-01-16
I never claimed orgasms are required for pregnancy. Stop reeing and you'll see. It's ok, I don't expect you to admit you're wrong. Fragile egos can't handle that.
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-01-16
Fuckin fundies, amirite?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-16
wow this guy is weird.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-16
He actually recommends suffering an os impurum
the total barbarian
1 wolfdreams01 2018-01-16
Yeah, this guy must be incredibly desperate if he feels the need to brag about his cunnilingus skills on social media and also asks out women that he hasn't even met. His next essay, Ladies, Have I Mentioned My Large Penis Yet, is due to come out next month.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-01-16
That place is a cookbook.
1 Ultrashitpost 2018-01-16
It's like /r/menslib if it were a site
1 giroth 2018-01-16
/u/Chicup did you steal this from /u/Ultrashitpost, or did he steal it from you?
Drama, like Twitter, is being recorded by the Library of Congress. Plagiarism is a serious offence here, and even one instance can result in a site-wide ban in the right circumstances.
1 Chicup 2018-01-16
He's my alt, I sometimes forget.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-16
Jesus Christ, what a pussy.
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-16
rtfa?
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-16
Row the fuck away.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-16
I changed rtfm (read the fucking manual) to rtfa (read the fucking article).
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-16
Is that satire? How autistic do you have to be to think that this could be seen as anything but jumping at the chance to get a date, and to not realise how inappropriate it is in the circumstances?
Over/under on this being deleted by this time tomorrow?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-01-16
Mate you know how far people will go to get faggot gussy. If a male feminist can pretend to be care about feminism several years just so they can a rape womyn.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-16
What is this grammar? Is this grammar even?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-01-16
I am done not knew
1 moudougou 2018-01-16
these russians bots are really going downhill recently
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-16
/u/Minimum_T-Giraff suka blyat defend your honor.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-01-16
Good enough to hijack american democracy.
1 Akula_matatta 2018-01-16
I bet he is just shining on his best friend. The author will text this article to the actual Trevor Marlin with the text "Sup Faggot, I wrote the gayest letter in the universe and slapped your name/email on it. Go fuck yourself, ya cunt! Lets get beers later and read your replies!"
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-16
cuck soi-boi small-souled bugman loves the red colored wine! Just like you, gurl!
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2018-01-16
Zoz
1 Thhueros 2018-01-16
If I wrote something like that, attached my name, and published it for the world to see, I'd hang myself to preserve my dignity.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-16
No relax, god would also laugh at you
1 giroth 2018-01-16
I wish there was a god laughing at all of us
The universe is cold, dark, and meaningless
1 notmydirtyaccount 2018-01-16
Preserve? What's left?
1 Thhueros 2018-01-16
Suicide at least indicates I recognize the need to atone.
1 error404brain 2018-01-16
This has got to be satire.
1 OdinSQL 2018-01-16
Just your typical male feminist.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-16
The site itself is legit; wouldn't be surprised if the writer were a troll who managed to slip through the cracks, though.
1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-16
I genuinely feel bad for straight men that you have to go through this shit... Come to the gay side, boys — we have bussy!!!
1 lemon_scented_ride 2018-01-16
That's right, gay guys are never drama.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-16
Its a different kind of drama
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
But what might have been hardest for me to read was this line: “You guys are all the fucking same.”
this is peak fedora, not peak soy
why does everybody here always get stuck on the latest meme they've caught wind of?
1 Gusfoo 2018-01-16
Because we're all retarded. Duh.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
oh
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-16
Why, indeed.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
cultural memetics was a mistake
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-16
Dawkins was a mistake.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
well, duh
1 giroth 2018-01-16
/r/gatekeeping
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-16
more like r U gay(te), Frieling
1 snallygaster 2018-01-16
We're too stupid to remember the rise and fall of 'cuck' and avoid adopting other dumb meme fads, apparently.
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-16
I feel so old. :(
1 Chicup 2018-01-16
Last date I had as a single I ended up finger banging her for an hour and then she told me we were going to fast when I wanted to stick it in. I think thats romantic in its own special way.
1 giroth 2018-01-16
Finger banging for an hour? Just for her pleasure?
You might want to meet a friend of ours, Trevor Marlin, sounds like you have a lot in common
1 Chicup 2018-01-16
I'm the king of finger bang.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-16
Go to one of those restaurants where the waiter can read subtle nonverbal cues that you want red wine with your fish.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-16
I hope this guy gets charged for rape
Fuck you and your mother OP, I didnt need to read this creepy soyboy shit today
1 OceanPoultry 2018-01-16
Oh no.
1 Scopejack 2018-01-16
I hope he's just a rapist and not the serial killer I suspect.
1 giroth 2018-01-16
Good call, I was feeling some sort of socio or psychopathic vibe
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-16
Plot twist, it's a trap to actually rape her disguised as soy.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-16
This is the thirstiest thing I've ever read
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-16
Fuck me.
1 midairfistfight 2018-01-16
Where the fuck are people getting all this enthusiasm? I haven't been enthusiastic about a single goddamn thing since September.
Have they been running the enthusiasm wells dry and leaving none left over for me? Is that why they smile with their mouth open? They can no longer contain their ill-gotten surplus enthusiasm with a regular smile? Bastards.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-16
It has to be fake. No one is getting enthusiastic over an order of fries unless they just got rescued from being held captive in a home in riverside.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-16
its been ages since i had fries actually, i can see getting enthusiastic about them if theyre especially good
1 srddog 2018-01-16
Well, now you know what's planned before the "date."
1 EchoZuluEcho 2018-01-16
bitch u know if dat shit fried in beef tallow like old skool mcd's u be enthusiastic as fukkkkkk
1 Gusfoo 2018-01-16
It actually ends with him directly addressing the lady in question. As if somehow the writer was so important that this would be considered a "public letter". What a conceited little twat that writer is.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-16
Who the fuck are you, Trevor Marlin? Grace wanted to be a celebrity girlfriend, not go on one pathetic date with a broke nobody.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-16
We all know this is what she is pissed about. She even exchanged digits while on a date with another guy.
It's like, if you're going to act like an opportunistic ho, don't be surprised when you get treated like an opportunistic ho.
1 notmydirtyaccount 2018-01-16
Now he's a guy who's got an entire Reddit thread about him!
1 EchoZuluEcho 2018-01-16
She's 100% the girl that says she doesn't fuck on a first date cuz she read in some article it's how to get a man, but she's a skank and does it anyway, and when she doesn't get the man she blames the dude for her skank ass behavior.
She wanted it.
When it didn't get her a man, then she pretends she didn't want it.
Source: Skank.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-16
It's not entirely her fault. She wanted to be seduced by a suave celebrity, but instead Aziz turned out to be a cringey nightmare.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-16
Nightmare? Sounds sexy AF
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-01-16
Wow, he's the real nice guy
1 tomburguesa_mang 2018-01-16
Not even close to rape
1 kermit_was_right 2018-01-16
Is this satire or some shit? I can't even tell anymore.
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2018-01-16
It’s like the soy boy version of Smoove B
1 OniTan 2018-01-16
/r/niceguys
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-16
No fucking way I'm reading more than the first three lines, I fear that if I kept on reading I'd want to really off myself again.
1 giroth 2018-01-16
I did, and I do.
1 Hellkyte 2018-01-16
This needs to be on r/niceguys
1 die_rattin 2018-01-16
The site is literally called The Good Men project
1 srddog 2018-01-16
Seems like /r/menslib the website.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-16
That dude knows she sucks dick at the drop of a hat, and that she already fell for the male feminist routine. Swimming in Aziz Ansari's wake.
1 OdinSQL 2018-01-16
Imagine for a moment, the cunt hurt that would be felt, if a bunch of MRA's got together and put up a website telling woman how they should behave called "thegoodwomanproject".
1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-16
Niceguyism has done a complete 360 holy shit
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-16
M'LADY