Redditor becomes an american citizen and is proud of that. Another redditor comments "My condolences"

69  2018-01-17 by Throwawayacc5295

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You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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No surprise /u/ZedlaveR is from Portland, land of white trash.

He said he was from Canada 🇨🇦

Guess he just shills in Portland.

Huh.

He used to post in the Portland sub.

Oh.

Ya so I rolled out my Jump to Conclusions mat and here we are.

Cool.

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I shitpost in the Philadelphia sub and I don't even know where in Ohio it is.

As a proud syrup-American, there's no way that guy is Canadian. His spelling is all wrong. Definitely American.

They really don't seem to like Americans.

not even going to click that thread but if the person who said that isn't a high school senior or college freshman, than they at least post in at least 3 of /r/politics, /r/atheism, /r/trees, /r/thelostgeneration, /r/latestagecapitalism, /r/subredditdrama , /r/esist, /r/sandersforpresident or one of its many offshoots.

2 posts in /r/politics!

Hmm United States population 324,000,000 Canada's 36,000,000, United States per capita income $ 58,030 Canada's per capita income $43,0420, US average tax rate 31.1 % Canada's Average tax rate 42 %.,its almost the US isn't a frozen wasteland with more money, less taxes, more people while dominating the world's culture. At least Canadas are good at hockey that's right haveny won a Stanley Cup since 1993.

can't hear you over the sound of not getting shot sry

I'd rather take a chance of being the 2 more people per 100,000 that get murdered in the United States than never have to live in Canada.

Don't actually live in the US anymore

Lmao

He basically cucked himself

Give it time. Your country is getting blacked.

What is it like? What should we prepare for?

United States per capita income $ 58,030 Canada's per capita income $43,0420

average income? what is income inequality.

really, srsposting in Drama? keep yourself safe, friendo.

So instead of having rich people and poor people, Canada just has kinda poor people.

Income inequality is why I make many times more than a stupid canuck.

implying income equality is actually a thing that matters beyond feel good politics.

(Please nobody talk about income inequality)

/u/argv_minus_one

lmao how about being a decent human being and let an immigrant enjoy becoming an American citizen

/u/snallygaster, this guy is like a bug-chaser apologist.

Anyone who can slave through the paper work to become a legal citizen for any country should get a pat on the back

Loooool why the fuck would you want to live in a developing country like the US?

Amazing how midnight in America comes, and immediately you start seeing all the anti-america circle jerk on reddit: europeeans

The US is ranked 10th in HDI (tied with canada) and ranked above places like New Zealand, United Kingdom, France, Sweden, Italy

The US lacks important government instances and cannot be classified as a first world country... I'm Norwegian.. your list means nothing to me.

I can ensure you our government is instantiated. Limiting freedom of speech and importing an underclass of refugees isn't the defining characteristic of first world nations.

Where did I say thst?

Proper Healthcare and a security wellfare net that picks up those who falls by the wayside are defining characteristics of a first world country.

Private prisons who strive to incarcerate as many people as possible is also a bad thing..

Proper Healthcare and a security wellfare net that picks up those who falls by the wayside are defining characteristics of a first world country.

No the defining characteristic of a first world nation is one that sided with american during the cold war. But if we're just amking up definitions having blasphemy laws on the books like norway does doesn't seem like a good watermark.

Lol no.. america has nothing to do with first world countries except leeching of their prosperity.

Our blasphemy laws was done away with years ago.. keep up, amerifat.

Lol no.. america has nothing to do with first world countries except leeching of their prosperity.

by sending them aid and securing global trade for them?

Our blasphemy laws was done away with years ago.. keep up, amerifat.

What is article 135a?

Yes.. USA has focused on its military instead of its citizens.. global trade isnt just their doing.

Article 135 was abolished in 2015.. as I said, keep up Amerifat.

Yes.. USA has focused on its military instead of its citizens.. global trade isnt just their doing.

Who do you think stops pirates off the coasts of Africa or Russia from controlling the middle east to extort eastern Europe for oil?

Article 135 was abolished in 2015.. as I said, keep up Amerifat.

With Norway? I'll pass. Maybe when your country does its first notable thing I'll look you up.

Fighting pirates is rubber dingeys doesnt make you a first world country lol..

Its understandable that you dont want to pay attention to norway.. just dont make claims regarding its laws when you clearly has no clue.. Americunts has a reputation of being ignorant and yours is showing..

You europoors only need to keep track of one superior nation, it's impossible to keep up with all the underlings pretending that there will ever be a compelling reason to preserve their culture or history. If your country disapeared it would be a decade before anyone noticed.

europoor.

we're the richest country on the planet GDPwise.

Hmmm.. The US isnt superior.. as I said, its a shitty developing country..

If it's fair to average California's GDP with Alabama's then we get average Norway's with Greece's

I compare USA's GDP to Norways.. and you're found wanting

Have you accounted for the government taking most of your pay and then everything costing 3 times as much there?

We pay around 38% in taxes.. and we also make more money. Norway is only expensive for foreigners.

We pay around 38% in taxes

Why do Europeans think this is normal?

and we also make more money. Norway is only expensive for foreigners.

https://www.numbeo.com/food-prices/country_result.jsp?country=Norway&displayCurrency=USD

Holy shit a steak is actually 3 times as expensive in norway, how can you people even feed yourselves?

Because we get free healthcare and wellfare from it, among other things.

As I said before, we make more money than you relativly to how much stuff costs.. its not expensive to be norwegian in norway.. its expensive for foreigners.

I spend $49/month on healthcare, I'm not exactly impressed by "free" healthcare that you pay more for in taxes than I pay for outright. I can get filet mignon for the price you pay for shit steak.

Its understandable that you dont want to pay attention to norway

No one pays attention to Norway. You're the slightly less relevant little brother of Sweden.

Good. I want as little talk about norway as possible. All these reports of "best country to live in", "happiest population" really convinces people to migrate here.

That's so great for you. I'll continue to ignore your country and people because literally nothing that happens in Norway affects me in any way. Sorry you can't say the same about the US :(

Yeah I wish you would stop harassing the world.. Ohwell, I guess I'll just stay happy up here and watch how you run the planet into a gutter.

except leeching of their prosperity

This is retarded. If anything the reverse is true, when we were 50% of the world's GDP we kept our economy & trade system open allowing the Euro an East Asian Miracle. American wealth comes from it's own productivity. You know nothing

LOL.. your wealth comes from China and middle eastern spoils of war..

Are you a troll?

Even though Trolls originate from Norway, not every Norwegian is one.

You say things so stupid you make me think you're a troll like:

LOL.. your wealth comes from China and middle eastern spoils of war..

If you actually believe this, you have no idea how the global economy actually works.

You're in /r/drama you fucking retard

r/drama euros are the worst shitposters

Because they are subtle and suave so much that it makes you think they are serious posting too? I'd be salty too

subtle,suave

euro shitposters irl

n...no...no u are the reatrd

you know private prisons make up 8% of american prisons right dumb fuck?

and don’t let this blow your brain up but if “you fall” lmao, we have free healthcare, food stamps, public transportation, job placement, and literally hundreds of other safety nets in america for the poor.

but ya bro norway is so brave! a resource rich country with a small geographic size and a homogenous population of 7 million people has a high standard of living? color me surprised.

if norway ranged from spain to russia and had a melting pot population of 330 million people how do you think they’d do?

enjoy paying 50% of your wages into taxes and when you need real medical attention we’ll see you in the states.

Christ, I'm happy we have free healthcare here that can pay for the new kidneys I need after ingesting so much salt.

we have free healthcare in the states too. it’s called medicare and medicaid. why do facts always hurt europeans feels?

Can you give me an in depth comparison of both systems?

Exactly, you have no idea what you are talking about.

For starters: if you have acute kidney failure in the US and no insurance, you still get treated of course, but what happens afterwards? Who pays the bill?

if you have no health insurance it’s because you are unemployed.

if you are unemployed you are on medicaid. medicaid is socialized healthcare through our government that we all pay for with our taxes.

the government and working population of the US pays the bill.

is that super confusing?

it’s almost like you have no fucking clue about the things you’re speaking on. and are still unable to use google.

Or don't work full time, like the majority of people.

And medicaid covers the entire bill? Every cent of it? What if you can't pay your deductible?

you just making things up now? the majority of people do work full time. if you chose not to work full time but make too much money to qualify for the free medicaid system you get insurance subsidized through the government in the form of the Affordable Care Act. the premiums are around 60 a month thanks to the government picking up the slack. so let’s see, we have medicaid, medicare, and the ACA. but yes no free healthcare in the US no sir.

medicaid deductibles lets the subscriber use medical fees to qualify as meeting the deductible. so if your state medicaid deductible is 1500 and you break your ankle and it costs 10k the first 1500 goes to the deductible (no cash out of your pocket) and then the medicaid plan pays for the rest. so you’re out of pocket 0$ thanks to the socialized healthcare safety net.

any more questions that you’re too lazy to google?

My bad, was still running on old data

Medicaid pays every single cent? Really? There is not a gap in medicaid that could leave people fucked? And pays for everything even when you get cancer and have to pay a millie? Honestly impressive that you think that

that’s what insurance is. medicaid is an insurance plan ran by the states paid for by the federal govt. insurers can not drop you for pre existing conditions.

it sounds like you’re rock hard trying to find one case that medicaid might not cover. when in reality for 99% using that safety net, don’t pay a dime out of their pocket.

anymore brain busters?

Nah mate, you're seriousposting on r/drama that's why I keep going, please downvote this comment too to show how not butthurt you are <3

it sounds like you’re rock hard trying to find one case that medicaid might not cover.

Oh that's not that hard

when in reality for 99% using that safety net, don’t pay a dime out of their pocket.

:D indeed. 99% of the people using that safety net, the 25% that fall in between the two cases are a-okay

takes two to serious post dipshit. but it’s great once you lose you jump to the lol i was just joking!

do you have a hard time reading? if you make too much for medicaid but can’t afford your own insurance you get government sponsored insurance through the ACA. that charges you a premium based on your income.

old people- govt healthcare poor people- govt healthcare almost poor people- government subsidized healthcare charges on a sliding scale the majority of the population work and have health insurance.

what country are you from?

also,

learn how to read cunt

Hahaha no, no it does not. You apparently don't know how lolcows work. Why would I give a fuck about norways or americas healthcare system?

being so buttmad you demand to know where I'm from

keep yourself safe buddy and maybe go hug a kitten

If I were

good bot

nah lolcows get pinged from other subs. you are just a dumb fuck caught in the wild. and you embarrassed yourself.

and your quick to call out the us but too ashamed to name what shit hole you’re from? classic euro coward :) have fun living in the stone age.

Lol thanks for proving my point moomoo

Again, why does it matter where I live? If you used your brain you could figure it out in seconds, btw <3

if i was a lolcow you should be upvoting me fucking retard. figure it out.

i find it funny that all you euro fags clam up anytime someone asks. cool you’re from the netherlands (lmfao), i would be embarrassed to type that too.

Oh I'm supposed to? Sure I'll start now. Feel free to downvote another of my comment

Cool dude, that was hard to figure out huh? Now you know my dick is bigger then yourse, why are you so obsessed with comparing dick sizes? I'm not at all ashamed to be dutch, it's fucking awesome <3

these downvotes are really hurting those feelings huh? you keep bringing it up. yes you upvote lolcows so they stick around dumb fuck.

yeah the netherlands is cute. you guys will become a real country one day <3

No, they're amusing me to great extent :D You are so butthurt that you feel the need to manually downvote every single comment I make here, how is that not amusing?
Hold up, so now lolcows don't need to be upvoted? What is it? Make up your mind dude.

you think downvoting is harder than typing all those autistic posts you’re cranking out?

No I'm just concerned about your RSI, it could mean you lose your job and become uninsured. I'll be fine, we both know that

Why are americans so insecure about their country

tfw ur from a Euro nation that has a smaller economy than many states in America but it’s okay because you can shitpost about them online and call them “Amerifats”

You got them, Abdul

An impressive observation, clap clap clap!

So what? You still have places that strive on stealing the freedom from people.

Your wellfare is a joke. There are so many poor homeless people in USA you could make a new country.

Once again you let your ignorance do the talking.. We're not 7 millions, we're 5.2

You're right, if norway was an Empire like the US and half of its population were black, we'd also be a shithole country.. but that's not the case. We're a first world country.

We also dont pay 50% tax.. its more like 38%,but it warries from person to person. And for it we get free healthcare and education.

Where giving birth in the US sets you back 20000+USD, in Norway it costs you jack shit.

because you used private prisons as the bogeyman when it in reality represents less than 10% of the prison pop.

right. we have a ton of poor people who use the welfare system. who don’t starve because of the systems we have. who have roofs because of those systems. who have FREE healthcare because of those systems. free childcare. free food. what a shitty country!

ignorance? i ball parked your shitty socialist country’s population and was off by less than 2 million.

again congrats on a tiny all white resource rich country being successful. the us is huge, has much more challenges, and is more dominant and a better place to live.

again i know you aren’t a stats guy but we do have free healthcare for those who can’t afford it or who are too old to work. if you are working you have health insurance.

again, when you need real doctors we will welcome you to america with open arms.

People who fall the by wayside are usually drug addicts and immoral degenerates so who cares.

agreed

Hey most of the people locked up in the private prison for profit system are in fact Americans. Gotta see the silver lining sometimes.

Yeah its never so bad that it isnt good for anything.

cannot be classified as a first world country

???Our GDP per capita out ranks most OCED nations.....

I know you're indoctrinated into capitalism.. but GDP isn't everything to look at when evaluating first world countries

I know you're indoctrinated into capitalism

This is a stupid statement. Norway is about as capitalistic as the USA

GDP isn't everything

sure, which is why in terms of HDI we outrank other first world countries

We spend less as a % of our GDP than we did 50 years ago, and a lot of that money is directed towards NATO and protecting the EU which many countries have yet to meet their 2% GDP contribution. Euro countries can spend quite a bit on their welfare states because we protect them.

Norway is socislist AF..

All I see here are excuses as to why you're not a first world country.

If its socialist why do you have generalized commodity production?

SocDems OUT

Because we, like the rest of the planet, are held hostage by your xbox huge military. If we stopped producing oil or other wares the Amerifats needs, or rejected the Federal Reserve we'd get Afghanistaned faster than you could say 'economic sanctions'.

That’s not what generalized commodity production means idiot

What's not what generalized commodity production means?

Lmao it's easy to have a generous welfare state in a tiny oil rich country. Norway is the Saudi Arabia of europe. You have a free market + a generous welfare state

GDP per capita and HDI are statistical facts....

You know your country is capitalist right?

Prove it..

Do you have the right to private property? Does the concept of a loan exist in your society?

You cannot own property in norway.

But ofcourse we have loans.. as I said, we're being held at gunpoint by the Federal Reserve.

You cannot own property in norway.

I can't tell if this is a joke. You can't own like a set of golf clubs?

But ofcourse we have loans.. as I said, we're being held at gunpoint by the Federal Reserve.

I'll give you a hint, the principal of a loan is often refered to as the "capital"

Golf clubs and other items arn't property.. You cannot own land in Noreay.

Capital means money.. are you suggesting any country that has a currency is capitalist? Even Soviet Russia had money..

Golf clubs and other items arn't property..

They are. Property is anything that you own, especially if related to the means of production.

You cannot own land in Noreay.

Real estate is not the only form of property but that is a disturbing thing to hear.

Capital means money.. are you suggesting any country that has a currency is capitalist? Even Soviet Russia had money..

The foundational pillar of capitalism is being able to earn money with your money. If you're allowed to give someone $10 today and expect $10+x in the future you are operating under capitalism. This is most commonly presented in loans relating to the means of production. Getting a loan to start up a business is the most definitively capitalist thing possible.

They are. Property is anything that you own, especially if related to the means of production.

Are you fucking stupid? How do GOLF CLUBS relate to the means of production? Did you just look up The Communist Manifesto on google really quick and spit out the first buzzword you saw?

Where did I say golf clubs relates to the means of production? It was just an easier example of property than a buzz saw

I heard in your shithole that people eat reindeer brains. WTF

First I hear of it.. we eat raindeer sometimes, but not the brain I think..?

You sick fucks also do something with Sheep smh

Ah yes. You probably got them confused. There is a traditional dish where we serve a whole sheeps head. Eyes and all.

I never tried it, it looks disgusting.

https://images.matprat.no/4se86vezyz-jumbotron/large

Sorry bud. I knew it was something so completley revolting that it turns the kids into nilhistic goth death metalers, my mistake.đź‘Ś

When your government is more disfunctional than the current argentinian government you may be living in a developing country.

We don't like our government functional, it's easier to keep them out of my way when they can't do anything.

That hasn't ever worked that way.

Working pretty well for me so far.

Until it doesn't.

Where do you live?

Some random developing country that tradionally has been governed by a freaks and lunatics.

While I don't dispute large swaths of America being a shithole, to say the US American government doesn't function is woefully close-minded and CIS gendered progressive thinking. Many policies and executive orders have been passed in the last 12 months, not the least of which being the the removal of a 200 year old disease ridden tree.

This government will be gone within three years. Why would anyone avoid becoming a citizen just because of a senile fatty that might well eat himself to death before his term is up?

>Implying Trump is the only issue

This government will be gone within three years.

Just as long as the new government is not run by that harpie in a pants suit, it could be Hitler himself, IDGAF.

Because I am a very stable genius

Prove it.

I watch Rick and Morty.

Oh shiiiiiet. I bow down to your superior intellect.

What a shithole.

Americans can't take banter, more at 11.

Nigga we were asleep, come back at 11 in the real world and we can talk.

Imagine how much salt is going to be posted when they wake up. It's already at incredible levels.

your country’s economy is smaller than our top 5 (maybe 10) states. congrats on being a superpower!

Wooow your cock is so big! Clap clap clap!

Another day of Americans never being able to take bantz well and American hate reacting with equal amounts of butthurt

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You're my child now

I consent

Ruined

Pedo hates america. News at 5.

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I can't read shitholnese. What are they saying

Why haven’t we nuked the Canadians yet?

Waste of a bomb

Its a joke, calm down nerd

HAHAHA!! FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

I don't think I've ever seen a thread this salty and with this much serious posting on /r/drama. 8/8 post OP I hope to learn from you

Just insult Americans and America. Everything's a le funny joke except when it shit on them :^) It's the best impotent rage salt you can get on the Internet.

Smug Euros are gonna turn me into a Trumptard by the end of this shitshow.

Whats that gonna change

Fuck America, taxing my check so I can't goto McDonalds

I'm going to repost everything from /r/NegativeWithGold here with a moderately humorous or sarcastic title that references bussy or the mayocide.

ITT: triggered Americans fighting valiantly against the "anti-america circlejerk"