I have been telepathically sexually assaulted by Pizzashill.

52 2018-01-17 by wazzupnerds

The monster told me through the computer screen to find something that would be equal to a gussy, a-a-and try to fuck it. I tried to resist the urges but, I failed, and now I want more gussy. u/pizzashill is to be blamed, and should be put on trial for telepathically sexually assaulting me.

23 comments

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1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-01-17

Didn't get premium bussy. 0/10.

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-17

You can't quit gussy cold turkey, bro. That shit can kill you.

You gotta go to the gussy clinic and get some gusadone and wean yourself off in a controlled fashion.

Then you can go to your nearest local park or bridge overpass at night and get back on the right path.

1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-17

You can't quit gussy cold turkey, bro. That shit can kill you.

It's a lie that women tell you. Because all married women are scared of seeing their old wrinkly gussy getting dumped for that perfect bussy. The only way gussy kills you is if you're married to one (in this case it slowly kills your heart and soul over years if you stay, and might stab you if you leave).

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-17

U got the flu and are high on cold meds too? Nice

1 justanotherusername_ 2018-01-17

metoo

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17

#metoothanks

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-17

Paging u/RedRose996, you have another subject in need of your special abilities

1 Talonek 2018-01-17

MODS MODS MODS

Get this gaybo outta here!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17

סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)

Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.

1 Stuntman119 2018-01-17

Dude you couldn't even post the full version? Sad.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17

No need for the full one silly. Only relevant portions. Le random xd isn't always effective.

1 Stuntman119 2018-01-17

The "joke" is that people have to scroll past your wall of text, causing them to ree in tour inbox

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17

They can collapse your comment. Even on the official mobile app. Lol

1 Stuntman119 2018-01-17

Stop repying to me, shitbird

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17

I don't tweet. I'm not a shitbird.