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Best Genes™️ amirite folks?

you are correct!

Yup, doctor said so.

don't be jelly you ain't pure 100% Bavarian phenotype

>Bavarian

Begone papal whore

bavarians aren’t people

https://i.imgur.com/6M7AKOW.png

AYO HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN

WE WUZ KRAUTS N SHIET?

Wait so Trump's physical didn't expose anything and he's actually quite healthy?

I can't wait to read the conspiracy theory behind this one. It's gonna be a glorious 8 years in America!

Check /r/politics. There's like 30 of them already.

I dunno man I like stirring up the retards around here. Watching them furiously mash their downvote button in impotent rage is just magnifique!

Watching them furiously mash their downvote button

Do you have ESP or something?

malware enabled webcam.

Lol you think that tardo isn't banned from politics already?

It’s all the poison in his McDicks that’s helping him shed the pounds

I am willing to accept supporting Trump because you're a conservative and he's a conservative. Calling him a genius is just cynical though.

President Trump’s White House physician said Tuesday that the president received a perfect score on a cognitive test designed to screen for neurological impairment, which the military doctor said was evidence that Mr. Trump does not suffer from mental issues that prevent him from functioning in office.

/u/pizzashill What's your opinion on this hot take?

fake news

What else would he say publicly, lol, what were people expecting.

"Cognitive test results have shown that the president is indeed mentally challenged, making him the perfect representative of the average American and very fit for office"

At least he represents /r/the_donald

What's wrong with the gaggle of retards at the white house?

Had they forged something saying that he's not crazy they would have had plausible deniability, but since Trump is such a bombastic, penny-dicked, insecure retard, they have to come out and say he received a "perfect score on a cognitive test," something that no one who has heard him fumble through 2 questions during an interview would believe.

The best scores, folks

Well, considering the doctor claimed Trump had good genes, which is a common line Trump himself throws out, and given the fact Trump speaks at a 3rd grade level and is incoherent, I'm not taking anything that doctor says seriously.

I want Trump looked at by an independent doctor, publicly.

Because there is no way you are going to convince me that this:

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Is mentally coherent.

The doctor also claimed Trump is exactly 1 pound under obese. Absolute bullshit.

The doctor also lied about his height.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1360/8937/files/GOP-HEIGHT_grande.jpg?v=1486064774

The doctor also claimed Trump is exactly 1 pound under obese

This is actually funny.

Also, I guess he has heart disease, which isn't really that shocking for a 70+ year old obese man.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/369287-sanjay-gupta-by-all-standards-trump-has-heart-disease

But the doctor didn't use those words.

I was watching CNN when he said that Trump weighs 239lbs. There's no fucking way that that fat fuck weighs 239lbs at 6'3". 339lbs I would believe.

Bad posture or is he the same height as 6'1" Obummer? Also it's funny that he's exactly 1lb under the obese label for his fake height. "See i'm not fat, i'm just overweight!" Sure buddy, dat ass tho

Maybe Obama had heels? It's pretty common for politics, being smaller makes you look weak

Here's the uncropped photo.

Can you tell if he has platform on? That's what I meant by heels, one ex French president was famous for wearing those. Either that or Drumpf is a manlet 😤

I honestly think it's just Trump's hunched over posture that makes him appear shorter.

Yeah it's possible, plus he's kinda old so he may have lost some height over the time

Or, and hear me out, I know this might sound completely outrageous and impossible.

But maybe, maybe, he is lying about his length.

How dare you, Daddy would NEVER do such a vile thing 😤

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Is it just me or is his ass getting bigger every time I see that photo?

He has the same posture as Randall from Recess.

I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed

I'm amazed that anyone thinks ~240 pounds is anything to get excited about in America.

240 pounds is 108 kilos, and he is DEFINITELY heavier than that. Either way, someone his height should be 85 kilos.

Even if his stomach was replaced with a wood chipper, there is no way in hell he can weigh 239 pounds with the amount of McDonalds he snorts.

His blood type must be classified as "fry grease" by now.

There is a rare group of humans who need very little sleep.

Yeah, it's called Dementia patients.

my sides

Since that group isnt associated with genius, creativity or optimism I find the ability to survive on human waste to be less impressive than th ability to survive on limited sleep. I'm also grateful our President alls into that unique group of driven, optimistic, creative geniuses who require little sleep, especially since he's working to serve all of us and doing it for free.

Who made you this way /u/cursedcassandra?