I'm conducting a survey of people who self identify as "girthers", were you interested in old man dick before Trump became president or was it his charisma that made you realize your new fetish?
You don't have to lie here buddy, /r/drama is a safe space. No one kinkshames here (or if they do, our well trained mods handle them swiftly). How about you just get back to me when you get those confused feelings inside sorted out, ok?
No, I get it. You hear "girth" and think of "dick" because it's already on the tip of your tongue. Now you're "surveying" for people interested in "old man dick" because you realize you've wasted your life on shitty vidja and hold out hope that you could still connect with someone.
Listen, I know you're trying to shame me for having dick on the brain, but it's not gonna work because there's no reason to be ashamed of that.
I have dick on my mind 24/7. Sucking, jerking, full penetration, black, white, asian, large, small, cut, uncut (i go both ways). Life is all about dick. So of course when I hear girth I'm going to think of dick.
See, this is what someone secure in his sexuality looks like. If you just let the walls down and confide in me just a little, here in our safe space, I promise that I can help get you there too. If you're not comfortable with me because I play "vidja", then please send a message to the mods. They will make sure you get the help you need, I can guarantee it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-17
This, but unironically.
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1 scatmunchies 2018-01-17
Girther is kind of funny, though.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-17
Talking about Daddy's massive girth all the time seems like one of those own-goal things.
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-17
They’re talking about him being a fat fuck, though.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-17
Sure, but it's one of those subconscious things. They aren't associating "fat" with the president, but "girth". It's ambiguous (and hilarious).
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-17
Everyone knows he has a tiny dick because he bragged about his size during the debate.
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
I didn't make this connection until you brought it up. Maybe your subconscious connections are different than ours.
1 ReasonsOprahWillWin 2018-01-17
1 ReasonsOprahWillWin 2018-01-17
Unless, of course, Daddy sees a Weight Watchers commercial with Oprah in it, and joins the program.
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-17
Daddy/Oprah 2020 (after Pence is inevitably kicked out of the party for his hidden love of bussy)
1 MG87 2018-01-17
Then maybe Daddy should lay off the Mickey Ds
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
Fat shaming isn't the best thing to do, but fat shaming someone who's well liked among many fat shamers? Yeah, that shit is delicious.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-17
My favorite part is that 6'3" 239 lbs is conveniently a BMI of 29.9. 30+ is obese.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-17
also you're a girther, lol
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
Who are you?
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-17
Not a girther faggot for starters. Really, that's all you need to know.
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
Dude you play mmos, shut the fuck up.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-17
I'm conducting a survey of people who self identify as "girthers", were you interested in old man dick before Trump became president or was it his charisma that made you realize your new fetish?
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
Honestly I don't think enough about dick to think of it when I hear the word "girth".
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-17
You don't have to lie here buddy, /r/drama is a safe space. No one kinkshames here (or if they do, our well trained mods handle them swiftly). How about you just get back to me when you get those confused feelings inside sorted out, ok?
1 better_bot 2018-01-17
No, I get it. You hear "girth" and think of "dick" because it's already on the tip of your tongue. Now you're "surveying" for people interested in "old man dick" because you realize you've wasted your life on shitty vidja and hold out hope that you could still connect with someone.
Sorry, but it ain't me.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-17
Listen, I know you're trying to shame me for having dick on the brain, but it's not gonna work because there's no reason to be ashamed of that.
I have dick on my mind 24/7. Sucking, jerking, full penetration, black, white, asian, large, small, cut, uncut (i go both ways). Life is all about dick. So of course when I hear girth I'm going to think of dick.
See, this is what someone secure in his sexuality looks like. If you just let the walls down and confide in me just a little, here in our safe space, I promise that I can help get you there too. If you're not comfortable with me because I play "vidja", then please send a message to the mods. They will make sure you get the help you need, I can guarantee it.
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-17
Daddy needs to put down the fork.
1 Mexagon 2018-01-17
But god help you if you mention how frumpy clinton looks as she waddles around in her pantsuits sweating like a dog.