Rhodesia was a prosperous paradise on earth, in the middle of Africa. Great economy, massive exporter of food products. Total harmony.
Until angry dindu commies ("floppies") attacked because the russkie pinkos riled them up, convinced them they would get unlimited gibs if they seized the land from their benevolent white brothers.
The enlightened aryans got surrounded, had to defend themselves at all costs ("slotting" the floppies).
Imagine the movie 300 in short shorts with FALs, in the jungle. But the whole world conspired against them, placed them under international embargo because of (((SJWs))).
They started building their own weapons, but in the end it wasn't enough. They were overwhelmed.
The Dindu Supreme Leader, General Mugabe, took control. Distributed the wealth to his friends. The next years the people who were feeding all the neighboring countries with their plentiful exports were eating rats (because dindus didn't understand you had to till the land for it to give you gibs, and that only in the white man countries you can get gibs in exchange for doing nothing).
The year after that they were hit very hard because of the rat penury. Then they decided that monopoly money would be a great currency.
Also after years of massacres, rape, and confiscation of property cultural enrichment, the whites were driven out. But towards the end Mugabe was pleading with them to come back and teach them the secret of getting the land to produce gibs and eets (the secret was you have to use water like in the toilet and not Brawndo, even though it has electrolytes, there was a great documentary about it where Terry Crews plays a young Mugabe, but a little smarter).
So at some point (50 years later because they're not fast on the uptake) even the dindus understood there was something fishy with the regime, and decided to chimp out to remove Mugabe.
They replaced him with more of the same, but now there's hope the country will be unstable enough for the righteous masters to come back and Make it Great Again.
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1 shitpost953 2018-01-17
i don't get it
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-17
Yeah, this is either too meta for me, or too retarded - and that's a hell of a stretch because I'm pretty fucking retarded.
1 BussySundae 2018-01-17
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-17
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1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-17
Rhodesia was a prosperous paradise on earth, in the middle of Africa. Great economy, massive exporter of food products. Total harmony.
Until angry dindu commies ("floppies") attacked because the russkie pinkos riled them up, convinced them they would get unlimited gibs if they seized the land from their benevolent white brothers.
The enlightened aryans got surrounded, had to defend themselves at all costs ("slotting" the floppies).
Imagine the movie 300 in short shorts with FALs, in the jungle. But the whole world conspired against them, placed them under international embargo because of (((SJWs))).
They started building their own weapons, but in the end it wasn't enough. They were overwhelmed.
The Dindu Supreme Leader, General Mugabe, took control. Distributed the wealth to his friends. The next years the people who were feeding all the neighboring countries with their plentiful exports were eating rats (because dindus didn't understand you had to till the land for it to give you gibs, and that only in the white man countries you can get gibs in exchange for doing nothing).
The year after that they were hit very hard because of the rat penury. Then they decided that monopoly money would be a great currency.
Also after years of
massacres, rape, and confiscation of propertycultural enrichment, the whites were driven out. But towards the end Mugabe was pleading with them to come back and teach them the secret of getting the land to produce gibs and eets (the secret was you have to use water like in the toilet and not Brawndo, even though it has electrolytes, there was a great documentary about it where Terry Crews plays a young Mugabe, but a little smarter).So at some point (50 years later because they're not fast on the uptake) even the dindus understood there was something fishy with the regime, and decided to chimp out to remove Mugabe.
They replaced him with more of the same, but now there's hope the country will be unstable enough for the righteous masters to come back and Make it Great Again.
The End.
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