If only the USSR still existed so that people could see how great socialism is and how much better the many restaurants and Starbucks there were, soon we will feast on Capitalist brains, comrades

12  2018-01-18 by LemonScore

20 comments

1  Neon_needles 2018-01-18

Working class.

🤔 Mmm... /r/socialism is filled with a large amount part time baristas, waiters and delivery drivers?

Color me shocked!!

If my waiter isn't getting the tip... The only thing I'm writing where the bill says tip is "go fuck yourself"

Socialists complaining about pooling tips. The irony.

1  LemonScore 2018-01-18

lol, I noticed that too.

1  stevemisor 2018-01-18

Lets see here

SOCIALISM SUCKS BECAUSE USSR KILLED LOTS OF PEOPLE!!!

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1  ffbtaw 2018-01-18

Tipping is racist

1  ____________13 2018-01-18

But those same workers, according to the BLS, made just $9.01 an hour in 2014—poverty wages for a family of four and nowhere near enough to cover rent on the average two-bedroom apartment.

Who on earth thinks you should be able to provide for a family of 4 by waiting tables?

1  Gothmog26 2018-01-18

Stupid people!

1  SDRresume90 2018-01-18

also most waiters under report cash tips so the BLS data isn’t really accurate.

1  Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-18

The dismantling of Western social democracy and the welfare state started with the dissolution of the USSR

I mean China still exists...

1  StingAuer 2018-01-18

If only the USSR still existed

No

soon we will feast on Capitalist brains, comrades

Yes

1  pepperouchau 2018-01-18

Prions for the proletariat!

1  trapochaphouse 2018-01-18

The number of pizza delivering Commies in there is pretty hilarious.

1  aqouta 2018-01-18

I am going to start looking closer at my pizza dudes to determine if I should tip.

1  Neon_needles 2018-01-18

"Sorry man, can't tip you. Fighting against big business and capitalism. Good luck, comrade."

Then you awkwardly stare at them and slowly close the door.

1  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-18

Are you actually surprised? None of them are skilled tradesmen or any member of the working class. They're all either rich kids LARPing or service workers who think they'll get to live the high life in communism.

1  trapochaphouse 2018-01-18

Not surprised in the slightest. If anything if makes me thankful that I just got drunk every night and did a ton of drugs when I was young and working shit jobs, like normal person.

1  Karmaisforsuckers 2018-01-18

As an actual working class person I hate these fucks more than any other political group. MAGAnazis included.

1  aqouta 2018-01-18

I can't wait for a large scale socialist revolution to take place so the soyboys(which autocorrects on my phone to "soviets", coincidence?) Can get turned inside out.

1  Thestateyest 2018-01-18

Soyviets*

1  wwyzzerdd 2018-01-18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sbYy0WdGQ

1  iceberglettuce1 2018-01-18

Weird Americans and their tipping shite.