Is this a bot that posts in every single drama thread or a user with the awareness of an acorn? At least /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won tries to post when it's relevant.
Bets on if this retard gets demodded or not? I'm personally leaning to yes, as there's a shitload of other mods on that sub and they don't really have a drama track record.
The noose and the computer with a perma Reddit page are probably in opposite corners of the room. The miniscule, but constant, shots of orangered-induced dopamine keeps them from the correct corner.
That being a moderator of a subreddit is not a job. With all possible consequences this might have. Including the part where them going fuck this shit, I'm locking it, should be entirely uncontroversial, especially among the people who wouldn't have to reach in their pocket to remind a moderator that they are not getting paid.
Of course everyone is retarded and inconsistent, so I'm not surprised at all, but I think that it's worth it to point it out.
The one that saved the world from Hitler. Sent the first man to space. One of the top leaders in science and medicine, with some of the top brain power as well as renowned computer engineers. Let me guess you have not achieved anything in your life.
If you actually knew shit about vodka you’d know that grey goose has control of their process from growing the grains through distillation. Most vodkas, especially Tito’s, source their grains from third party sellers, and distill it at various locations. I’d rather spend $23 on goose than $15 on Tito’s. And if I buy something cheaper, I’d just go with svedka.
I'm torn here. On one hand mods are cancer, mods that fuck with their userbases of """"""respectable"""""" subs doubly so. On the other, this is p funny.
also ruskies are fetal alcohol syndrome subhuman (almost as bad as the english tbqh) disasters and will happily eat dirt as long as putin can fuck around geopolitically to make themselves feel better
Lol Russians are so smelly and they live in the snow. You dumb snowy bitches. It’s so cold there that I bet you have to wear a jacket even in Summer! Also why don’t you go drink some vodka you dumb smelly drunk Russian. Hey guess what, your country use to be communist LOL! hahaha smelly Russians starving because Stalin made them give all the potatoes they farmed for to the state. Lol your best king was called Ivan the terrible Hahahaha says a lot about Russia eh? Also your second best ruler Katherine the great was German! Hohoho the best ruler of Russia wasn’t even Russian because Russians are 2 smelly to be good at anything. Also in ww2 America literally did everything, just cause a few stinky Russian boys charged at German tanks shoeless and with outdated 1883 guns and died didn’t mean anything for the war you smelly little Russian. Also LoL Putin! More like pootin cause he is a stinky little Russian too.
Mods on reddit are almost unanimously against Russia and violate their own anti-hate rules when it comes to Russians, so I'm honestly glad to see that someone is actually enforcing the rules across the board.
/u/IAMAVELOCIRAPTORAMA tell Yuri that the vodka will arrive late. The twitter hacking scheme is not going as planned. If our comrade /u/spez learns of my failure, Putin will go after your ass as well.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-18
Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.
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1 ReasonsOprahWillWin 2018-01-18
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-18
Nah
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-01-18
You're blowing your load and handing out cars too fast with this account.
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-18
Is this a bot that posts in every single drama thread or a user with the awareness of an acorn? At least /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won tries to post when it's relevant.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-18
I don't understand a mod who brags about how much they ban people
That's like saying the best cops are the ones who arrest the most people
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-18
Mods equate more to hall monitors than cops tbh.
Just waiting for their 15 minutes of power tripping fame.
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-01-18
*snorts and rubs nose on sleeve* I need to see your hall pass
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-18
Nah, the best cops are the ones that kill the most dogs.
1 OnionBits 2018-01-18
thats a hot take
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-18
ATF agents aren't cops
1 ExtreemWeenie 2018-01-18
false equivalence
chops actually get paid
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-01-18
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-18
q u o t a s
1 xoiz 2018-01-18
Fucking locked ALREEEEEEEEEEADY
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-18
Bets on if this retard gets demodded or not? I'm personally leaning to yes, as there's a shitload of other mods on that sub and they don't really have a drama track record.
1 bysingingup 2018-01-18
They certainly aren't short handed
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-18
Lmao what are you even talking about? u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA's pretty well known and they're definitely not getting demodded any time soon lol.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-18
"well known"
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-18
I prefer (((well known))) lol.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-18
well he gets linked a lot
edit: GOAT mod, actually
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-18
Could you imagine being Reddit famous? That has to be the point where you realize that your life is not worth living.
1 Yiin 2018-01-18
The noose and the computer with a perma Reddit page are probably in opposite corners of the room. The miniscule, but constant, shots of orangered-induced dopamine keeps them from the correct corner.
And no, I'm talking to YOU /r/drama
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-18
Plz ban /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
1 xoiz 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA, why did you lock it instead of, you know, doing your job and moderating the mess you tried to start?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
1 stevemisor 2018-01-18
He knows we are pinging him and won't show up
PLEASE
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-18
1 OnionBits 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
Russia is a shithole country, slavs are not white, and the orthodox church has eaten more bussy than the catholic church.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
Your life sucks, come and defend your micropenis here please.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA respond to this post or your mom will die in her sleep.
1 xoiz 2018-01-18
Mayocide dodgers.
1 Stuntman119 2018-01-18
Slavs are at least interesting, I want to keep them.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-18
1 4YYLM40 2018-01-18
What are you implying, buddy?
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-18
That being a moderator of a subreddit is not a job. With all possible consequences this might have. Including the part where them going fuck this shit, I'm locking it, should be entirely uncontroversial, especially among the people who wouldn't have to reach in their pocket to remind a moderator that they are not getting paid.
Of course everyone is retarded and inconsistent, so I'm not surprised at all, but I think that it's worth it to point it out.
1 Gtyyler 2018-01-18
Being a tardguard on the internet is not a real job, no matter what /u/MasterLawls says.
1 comebepc 2018-01-18
Honestly, the lock threads option should just be removed
1 bysingingup 2018-01-18
I think he's just relieving stress. I've been an ass to vent, he's just more visible as a mod.
Still idiotic but oh well, it's just the internet
1 maxerati 2018-01-18
OBVIOUSLY /R/NEOLIBERAL
ALL NEOLIBERAL MODS ARE NEO NAZI FASCISTS
1 MilerMilty 2018-01-18
This but unironically.
1 thegroundedsirloin 2018-01-18
u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA Is the reason you are in love with russians is because they have a pee video on you? Whats the other mods think of this?
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
Imagine defending a country that struggled mightily against the Georgian military. lol
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-18
hey man, the Bulldogs mean business
1 smashsmash341985 2018-01-18
The one that saved the world from Hitler. Sent the first man to space. One of the top leaders in science and medicine, with some of the top brain power as well as renowned computer engineers. Let me guess you have not achieved anything in your life.
1 Grinning_Caterpillar 2018-01-18
Dude, I love Slavidoodle too, you fell for an obvious jebait.
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-01-18
It's not just bait, it's a fact. They had numbers and equipment on their side and couldn't outfrag a tiny Caucus nation. It was really sad.
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-18
Russia is the Mexico of global powers tbh
1 BrotherToaster 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
how does it feel to support the least civilised "superpower" in the world?
this includes the Chinese.
1 Mr_Eagle 2018-01-18
Regional power at best
1 Yiin 2018-01-18
Yea, that's what the whole year of 91 was about. 'The End of History' and all that.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-18
I drink tons of Russian vodka so all the more power to my fellow comrade /u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-18
Not being a True PatriotTM and consuming American-Made Tito’s instead of shitty Commie vodka
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-18
Tito’s is shit tier vodka made with Canadian grain. Ketel and Grey Goose are actually decent.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-18
being this much of a plebe
wew laddy
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-18
lmao have fun wasting your money
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-18
If you actually knew shit about vodka you’d know that grey goose has control of their process from growing the grains through distillation. Most vodkas, especially Tito’s, source their grains from third party sellers, and distill it at various locations. I’d rather spend $23 on goose than $15 on Tito’s. And if I buy something cheaper, I’d just go with svedka.
But in all reality, vodka sucks.
1 elephantofdoom 2018-01-18
Meanwhile in SRD...
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-18
I'm torn here. On one hand mods are cancer, mods that fuck with their userbases of """"""respectable"""""" subs doubly so. On the other, this is p funny.
also ruskies are fetal alcohol syndrome subhuman (almost as bad as the english tbqh) disasters and will happily eat dirt as long as putin can fuck around geopolitically to make themselves feel better
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA ban me betch
1 damn_it_so_much 2018-01-18
The real reason Trump won!
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-01-18
Isn't the average lifespan over there down to 50 or some shit?
What a shithole.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-01-18
For men. Women live much longer. If you can call it living, which you can't.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-18
this is actually the only good kind of mod
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-18
/u/mrdoctorsatan what is your opinion on Islam? Are they backwards, anti-gay bigots who worship a disgusting warlord?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-18
/u/mrdoctorsatan answer me faggot
at least russians share your love of Ice-Fight
1 MrDoctorSatan 2018-01-18
Yes Islam is awful, what does that have anything to do with this?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-18
just checkin to see you ain't wack
carry on
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA I like you buddy, good work today
1 Sergey_Kislyak 2018-01-18
Российский народ - самый спортивный человек в мире.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA how's that Russian cock taste?
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-18
tbf nobody wants to listen to a bunch of idiot americans chant 80s cold war propaganda and clap continually
1 betazoom78 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA, what's your opinion on No Russian?
1 Angrybitteroldman 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAvelociraptorAMA/
Lol Russians are so smelly and they live in the snow. You dumb snowy bitches. It’s so cold there that I bet you have to wear a jacket even in Summer! Also why don’t you go drink some vodka you dumb smelly drunk Russian. Hey guess what, your country use to be communist LOL! hahaha smelly Russians starving because Stalin made them give all the potatoes they farmed for to the state. Lol your best king was called Ivan the terrible Hahahaha says a lot about Russia eh? Also your second best ruler Katherine the great was German! Hohoho the best ruler of Russia wasn’t even Russian because Russians are 2 smelly to be good at anything. Also in ww2 America literally did everything, just cause a few stinky Russian boys charged at German tanks shoeless and with outdated 1883 guns and died didn’t mean anything for the war you smelly little Russian. Also LoL Putin! More like pootin cause he is a stinky little Russian too.
1 AManYouCanTrust 2018-01-18
Mods on reddit are almost unanimously against Russia and violate their own anti-hate rules when it comes to Russians, so I'm honestly glad to see that someone is actually enforcing the rules across the board.
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-18
More like a literal Russian agent who is a close friend of Vladimir Putin and has Romonov ancestry.
1 Gtyyler 2018-01-18
/u/IAMAVELOCIRAPTORAMA tell Yuri that the vodka will arrive late. The twitter hacking scheme is not going as planned. If our comrade /u/spez learns of my failure, Putin will go after your ass as well.
1 o11c 2018-01-18
Post title not from article.
1 comebepc 2018-01-18
Mayocide does not discriminate. Russians count too
1 loliwiggle 2018-01-18
u/IAMAVelociraptorAMA, are you not aware of the fact everyone in Russia has AIDS and they all got it from butt sex?