MOD /u/QueenofthePirates

40  2018-01-18 by AzizAnsarisCurryDick

20 comments

Seems to be the only course of action, really.

/u/QueenofthePirates To be honest, you keep saying "no" to /r/drama, but I think that's just you being a little naughty tease. It's obvious that your "no" means "yes."

No just means yes in general.

What does yes mean?

No condom.

Anal

De escalate with a blowjob

Grudging consent given

K

I had a friend who loved K more than anything in the world so I dedicated about a year of my life to listen to and read about everything related to it so I could systematically and theoretically break the entire letter into compartmentalized pieces and write a comprehensive word doc on why it's terrible. He stopped talking to me when I finally addressed this to him and refused to listen to anything I had to say, so in school after the summer break we had an assignment in one of our classes to talk about any subject matter we wanted on stage for about 10 minutes, so I converted the doc into a power point presentation and he had no choice but to endure my almost 20 minute (I went overtime, since the teacher didn't stop me) rant in class. He avoided me for the rest of the year before changing school, and I got a K on the assignment.

Nope. That used to be me as a teenager but when I got my first full time job after college my bowel movement schedule meant I had to poo after coffee which was at the office and I got over it. Now I'll poop anywhere

K

Who?

Here's the relevant /r/drama threadthread.

Do it

I’m literally shaking from this. Stop gas lighting me!!! /u/QueenofthePirates

I made this suggestion first.

I'm seconding it here.

C'mon, /u/MasterLawlz /u/serialflamingo /u/riemann1413 do something worthwhile for once in your worthless lives and mod this woman.

whomst

Seconded