COUNTDOWN: Government shutdown edition!

30  2018-01-19 by aliceunknown

53 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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With the collapse of law and order as the land descends into mindless killing and anarchy, now is the perfect time to steal as many chicken tendies as you can fit into your fridge. Go to work, my American cousins.

I'm still deciding what bank I'm gonna rob.. 🧐

21st century Bonnie, just need to recruit a Clyde from here and you're set. πŸ€‘

thinking a jew will share half of the spoils with anyone...

Exactly. My shekels are MINE.

Pay your accomplices in goy bucks

Go to work, my American cousins.

If I was willing to work do you think I would be a tendie goblin? I'll make mom steal them.

If I were

Fuck you bot

Can we keep it shut down this time?

Make sure to pull the plug this time

A little under 9 hours until THE END OF THE WORLD.

It's just made the markets boring for the last two days. Either shut down or don't, just stop being boring.

Can one of you amerifats esplain this to me pls?

Just the usual playing political chicken with the global economy

BORING

Let me know when the race war starts

Let me know when the race war starts

If they keep this up through next week, I'll probably try to start it out of boredom

You gonna do a charlie manson? I reckon we should pit the schvartzes against the slants and the spics against the mayos.

I'll call Mr. Skelter

I think he died recently :'(

Use your Jew Hand Path magic to resurrect him.

Okay the slants must be the asian. Mayo are white.

schvartes are german? Maybe?

And no fucking clue what the spic might be.

Schvartze = jew speak for the blacks. Spic = hispanic.

You really need to brush up on your racial slurs boyo.

I am sorry. I will got to the reeducation camps.

Schvartze = jew speak for the blacks model citizens

Whoops haha. You made a bit of a typo

model citizens fuel source

Whoops haha

Be the change you wish to see in the world

Rather than paying the rent rich people are arguing over paying the Maid or the Gardner.

this is what happens when ppl have free will

they become degenerates without the leadership of fascism

If the bill isn't passed with a budget plan rite NAO, most of the government shuts down bc there is no money allocated to pay government employees and government contractors. Basically, it's a shit show. The reason why it isn't being passed is bc both sides are fighting over things like funding CHIP(Children's Health Insurance Plan) in the funding bill.

The best part is that the CHIP bit was 100% avoidable. Waiting to this moment to fund it is peak amerimayo.

It'll be funny when the national parks stay open this time tbh

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We've lost our damn minds. Again.

Republicans want to make sure that young boys are as malnourished as possible so they look more feminine, and Democrats want that to not happen, so Republicans are throwing a tantrum.

Wat? Please explain in a less retarded way

Republicans want to cut food programs for poor children so they can fund a tax cut for rich people.

Ding ding ding.

CHIP shouldn't even exist. Poor people deserve what they get.

edgy

Why should I be compelled into charitable giving?

It's not charity if you're compelled, dumbass.

Taxes aren't charitable giving, but programs like CHIP contribute to the health and overall productivity of the country. Having a large population of malnourished, sick, uneducated, etc. leads to higher crime rates, fewer people in the workforce, fewer skilled workers (which gives corporations an excuse to import more people from out of the country), higher medical costs and lower emergency medical quality for those who can pay due to the poor flooding emergency rooms to be treated for their illnesses (something that already contributes to the disproportionately high cost per capita of healthcare in the US), etc. Social programs like CHIP prevent the USA from turning into another Brazil or India. Even the middle-class in Brazil and India don't want to live there because the large and suffering underclass makes those countries a shitty place to be.

Is that what DACA is all about? That's not what I remember

CHIP

we're just irrevocably stupid.

Turns out bin laden won, like fourteen years ago.

blah blah blah

why are republicans so evil and retarded? they have uncontested political power handed to them on a silver platter. they could at least put up a facade of competence while they pass their agenda.

Republicans don't yet have a supermajority in the Senate, so cooperation from Democrats is still necessary to pass a budget. Children are going to die from preventable illnesses because Chuck Schumer doesn't want to build the wall.

I'm so happy about this.

world's ending tonight. time to fuck my sister.

Don Jr, is that you?

I said 'sister' not 'brother'.

Less than 3 hours..

Why do Europoors care about Murica?