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You know someone's life sucks when they are attacking a kid for his performance in a movie.
No child should have ever been so bullied for a part in a movie. What happened to Jake Lloyd is the worst thing that this community has ever done, and anyone who helped ruin his life by bullying him in school or anywhere else should be disgusted with themselves.
Sorry, I hate to break it to you, but Jake Llyod is a dog fucker. Like, one time I was having a pool party with some friends in California when Jake randomly showed up crashing the party and informing people nonstop that he was in starwars and was the "Starwars kid". Anyways, he got super drunk super fast and started hitting on all the ladies there saying things like "Yo, I'm a fuck TORNADO" which scared everyone.
After trying to pick a fight, he then grabbed the hosts' dog and brought him into the tool shed where he proceeded to molest the dog.
I saw Jake Lloyd at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-19
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1 Neon_needles 2018-01-19
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Sorry, I hate to break it to you, but Jake Llyod is a dog fucker. Like, one time I was having a pool party with some friends in California when Jake randomly showed up crashing the party and informing people nonstop that he was in starwars and was the "Starwars kid". Anyways, he got super drunk super fast and started hitting on all the ladies there saying things like "Yo, I'm a fuck TORNADO" which scared everyone.
After trying to pick a fight, he then grabbed the hosts' dog and brought him into the tool shed where he proceeded to molest the dog.
Just my story, anyways.
1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-19
It's true, that dog is my cousin. It really screwed him up and changed the direction of his life. This is him today
1 korbinkreme 2018-01-19
Pics or it didn't happen
1 An-Ayn-Random 2018-01-19
I saw Jake Lloyd at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-19
#MeToo #DogsGetRapedByActorsToo
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-19
#DogsCanRapeToo
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-01-19
Um excuse me but this is the ONLY Star Wars Kid.
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2018-01-19
Jake Lloyd actually was shit in the movie though.
I think Ron Howard owes Newsweek an apology
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-01-19
He also said TPM is 'truly amazing'.
I think it's safe to day he was in full damage control mode by this point.
1 WhooptyWoopNiggaWhat 2018-01-19
I love this movie. But I grew up with it.
Why do people hate it so much? Is it the podracing?
It's Jar-Jar, isn't it?