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This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 83%. (I'm a bot)
A House-passed stopgap bill that would avoid a government shutdown fizzled out in the Senate late Friday night, leaving Congress negotiating frantically as the midnight deadline to fund the government passed.
"We will not negotiate the status of unlawful immigrants while Democrats hold our lawful citizens hostage over their reckless demands. This is the behavior of obstructionist losers, not legislators. When Democrats start paying our armed forces and first responders we will reopen negotiations on immigration reform," she said.
If a shutdown occurs, McConnell intends to keep the Senate in session over the weekend and force those Democrats to face a series of difficult votes, according to Politico and NBC News.
Oh yeah, Trump sure showed them pesky Dems. This being the first EVER shutdown when one party has full control and the trending #Trumpshutdown is definitely evidence that everyone sees Trump as being so obviously America first that he never plays golf, ever.
Eh in this case it's really demos being fussy about including some immigration thing, doesn't really make sense for immigration shit to be in a funding bill but here we are. I like illegal immigrants btw but this move is kinda dumb policy and is not great politically for dems.
No one wants to fuck over DACA recipients because the Fat Fuck wants the wall he's never going to get anyway.
The Republicans holding CHIP hostage is just them sealing their losses thus fall
I know that a greasy Mexican fucked your high school crush but you really shouldn't be throwing tantrums all over Reddit about daca. Your waifu pillow gets lonely my boy.
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even if they did get all their people to vote yea, it wouldn't matter because democrats all voted for shutdown. Pretty weird how nobody is talking about that and keep on dropping the "they control all three branches" soundbyte.
Trump spoke to “Fox & Friends” in 2013 and was asked who would be fired during a government shutdown, as shown in a clip posted by "Morning Joe."
“Well, if you say who gets fired it always has to be the top,” Trump said. “I mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top and the president’s the leader. And he’s got to get everybody in a room and he’s got to lead.”
He said that further down in history, “when they talk about the government shutdown, they’re going to be talking about the president of the United States, who the president was at that time.”
“They’re not going to be talking about who was the head of the House, the head the Senate, who’s running things in Washington,” Trump said.
“So I really think the pressure is on the president,” he added.
Republicans control every aspect of government and couldn't even get their own party in line for this vote after daddy shit on the bipartisan bill. This is all republicans.
How are you not understanding that even with all republican votes it’s still not enough. Dems are deadlocking. Btw 48 out of 52 republicans voted yes and 5 dems did too. That looks pretty in line to me.
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Unless of course you meant something about the international criminal court, but I don't recognize their authority inside blanket-and-pillow-Fort Kickass.
Huh? Why don't they have all the Republicans? How can you say a party 'controls' a house of parliament if you can't expect them to vote in a unified bloc?
Nice political system. So you can't get shit done unless you have enough X party members to brute force it because the only other Y side will just be all voting "'no"
Isn't that true in all representative governments? The krauts are never going to set up a government again because some of their servile race voted for AfD lmao.
Not really still enough coalitions left and even without that the government would still work with a minority, because they only need a few extra votes from 5 other parties and they will also vote with their conscience for what seems reasonable to them and best for the country and not just to spite trump no matter the repercussions.
Yes, it is entirely their fault that they changed the rules to benefit them earlier, and then having said rules backfire on them now. They took out the equivalent to an adjustable rate mortgage. The rate just went up.
For the last time, learn what DACA is and the very limited group of people it applies to, and maybe we can talk as adults. You're being willfully stupid right now.
You actually talk like you read from a children's book, where every page is an excessively simplified sentence or phrase fit for a five year old.
I'm just telling you now, because when you don't get your wall or anything and lose this GOP majority that can't get shit done, everyone will laugh at you like the literal manchild you are (or ladykid? doesn't have the same ring).
Enjoy being excessively salty for the rest of the day though.
Pretty amazing actually. GOP are talking losses left and right and Trump has basically become a magnet of stupid that kind of highlights how fucking retarded his supporters are. Where you could've safely hid in your little safe spaces on /pol/, now you're in the open, laughed at constantly.
That's you. That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee!
The measure failed in a procedural vote by a 50 to 49 margin. Five Democrats — Joe Manchin of West Virginia, Joe Donnelly of Indiana, Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota, Doug Jones of Alabama and Claire McCaskill of Missouri — had backed it. Four Republicans — Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Jeff Flake of Arizona, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Mike Lee of Utah — opposed it. So did Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for procedural reasons.
Even when some Democrats threw them a bone, Republicans couldn't get it together.
Trump offers to keep DACA; in exchange, all other illegal immigration must cease entirely and the Wall must be built.
DEMs won't vote for a bill unless it includes chain migration, lotteries, and an open border.
Trump is fine with this, because Republicans don't really care that much if the fed gov is shut down for a while, and it baits the DEMs into showing who they really care about: illegals.
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1 comebepc 2018-01-20
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1 Vakieh 2018-01-20
Bot, as someone who isn't from the US, I feel the same way.
1 allendrio 2018-01-20
My countrys lolcows are an endangered species its a tragedy, our PM got pregnant and not one opposition minister/celebrity tweeted something sexist.
1 shazbottled 2018-01-20
Love the sourcing, need more of that
1 autotldr 2018-01-20
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1 Redactor0 2018-01-20
FESTIVAL! FESTIVAL!
1 Rimjobs4Christ 2018-01-20
I hear and obey the voice of Landru
1 rudest 2018-01-20
PURGE
1 Matues49 2018-01-20
Purge Day, then?
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-20
I will male it legal.
1 MG87 2018-01-20
The Stable Genius at work folks
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
If Democrats want to go on demonstrate that they put America Last, we are happy to have them show it.
1 better_bot 2018-01-20
Nothing says "leadership" quite like extortion.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
r u high
1 better_bot 2018-01-20
This whole country is running on vapors now, so maybe that's it. See you in the crash :)
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
The nation is prospering. The nation is being made great again.
The globalist cuckold communist Deep State agenda is destined for the guillotine.
1 better_bot 2018-01-20
May I have one more buzzword please?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Refugee
1 doughboy011 2018-01-20
🙈🙉🙊
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-20
Lots of talking, not a lot of happening.
1 MG87 2018-01-20
I never thought you would ever talk about Trump like that
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
https://i.imgur.com/6M7AKOW.png
1 TruthPains 2018-01-20
Oh yeah, Trump sure showed them pesky Dems. This being the first EVER shutdown when one party has full control and the trending #Trumpshutdown is definitely evidence that everyone sees Trump as being so obviously America first that he never plays golf, ever.
1 fnuuurr 2018-01-20
Hear that people? A hashtag is trending. Just you wait now
1 TruthPains 2018-01-20
I only mention it because he said 'happy to have them show it', that and the whole #SchumerShutDown that was attempted to get trending.
1 Randydandy69 2018-01-20
It was the democrats fault! We totally don't have a majority in both houses of legislature!
1 NoDish 2018-01-20
It needed 60 votes to pass. There aren't 60 republicans
1 MG87 2018-01-20
Not at this rate
1 NoDish 2018-01-20
wut. It will always need 60 votes to pass.
1 MG87 2018-01-20
I was referring to this November
1 yetanothercfcgrunt 2018-01-20
I'm dry, can I have what you're smoking?
1 shadowbanned2 2018-01-20
It failed 49-51, with 4 Ds voting for it
1 MG87 2018-01-20
The GOP controls all 3 branches of government and they can't keep the lights on. Not to mention Daddy refused to sign a bipartisan deal last week.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
No one claims Chuck Schumer is stable or even slightly smart.
1 mr_almeida 2018-01-20
Eh in this case it's really demos being fussy about including some immigration thing, doesn't really make sense for immigration shit to be in a funding bill but here we are. I like illegal immigrants btw but this move is kinda dumb policy and is not great politically for dems.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-01-20
I too love tacos. As long as this doesn't shutdown pico production or make Al Pastors haram, who gives a fuck?
1 MG87 2018-01-20
No one wants to fuck over DACA recipients because the Fat Fuck wants the wall he's never going to get anyway. The Republicans holding CHIP hostage is just them sealing their losses thus fall
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Fuck DACA illegals.
1 MG87 2018-01-20
Cool story bruh
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
And fuck Islam.
1 doughboy011 2018-01-20
I know that a greasy Mexican fucked your high school crush but you really shouldn't be throwing tantrums all over Reddit about daca. Your waifu pillow gets lonely my boy.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Actually, Mexicans are cool. They can stay, as long as they stop voting Democrat.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-01-20
the day of the canning has come 🔪🐟
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
Pls don't kill that little fishy :(
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-01-20
what if it's a sardine
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
Nice one lol. I get it now :p
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-20
Pretty soon Ed is going to turn into a real boy!
1 Rith2 2018-01-20
Does this mean I can do anything fun or is it as boring as the last time
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-20
You can fuck all the mountain lions you want, no park rangers to stop you.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-20
FINALLY!
1 Let_you_down 2018-01-20
When someone said they were with a cougar the night before, I think you may have misinterpreted them.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-20
If you were letting park rangers stop you, then I really question your commitment to fucking mountain lions.
1 Rith2 2018-01-20
Awwww yeah
1 Rimjobs4Christ 2018-01-20
Shout out to all the form fillers, form processors, form readers, and form designers who will spend the days of next week not being compensated for their form-related abilities. Consider a career in healthcare instead.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
All three branches and they still can't even get all their people to vote yea? Fuck's sake.
This is good for notchcoin, though.
1 Rimjobs4Christ 2018-01-20
even if they did get all their people to vote yea, it wouldn't matter because democrats all voted for shutdown. Pretty weird how nobody is talking about that and keep on dropping the "they control all three branches" soundbyte.
1 moondoggy101 2018-01-20
They needed 60 votes and only have 52 senators
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-01-20
But got 45 votes? They can't even unite their own party.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-20
It gets better than that.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-01-20
Lol he rekt himself
1 pizzashill 2018-01-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
1 deere442 2018-01-20
yes pizzashill we all know you do a little dance and put on some music whenever trump demonstrably hurts his own image
1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-01-20
He's WOKE
1 Mcfillher 2018-01-20
Pizzashill must spend a lot of time dancing then.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-20
Being unemployed does provide a lot of free time.
1 Mcfillher 2018-01-20
Probably for the best who would want to sit next to him at work listening to him drone on about what trump has done now.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-20
I'd probably be dead if I tried to dance every time Trump made himself look stupid.
1 Randydandy69 2018-01-20
4D yahtzee in action
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-01-20
Amirite
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXQ1Doc3zY
1 godofdae 2018-01-20
I guess Fox and Friends won't be his friends anymore.
1 Vakieh 2018-01-20
/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
They have 52 republicans and need 60 votes.
This time it actually is a case of the dems being contrarians
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-01-20
Totally the dems fault daddy can't take the lead lead on a deal 🙄
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
Well the government shutdown is certainly the dems fault, yeah.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2018-01-20
Republicans control every aspect of government and couldn't even get their own party in line for this vote after daddy shit on the bipartisan bill. This is all republicans.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
How are you not understanding that even with all republican votes it’s still not enough. Dems are deadlocking. Btw 48 out of 52 republicans voted yes and 5 dems did too. That looks pretty in line to me.
1 NoDish 2018-01-20
1 imnotagayboy 2018-01-20
The mayocide is coming whitey, prepare to get cucked by Jamal and shot by Juan
1 Let_you_down 2018-01-20
Pretty much the same guy. Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-01-20
How do you report someone to the ICC?
1 Let_you_down 2018-01-20
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Though what cricket has to do with anything I've no idea.
....
Unless of course you meant something about the international criminal court, but I don't recognize their authority inside blanket-and-pillow-Fort Kickass.
1 doughboy011 2018-01-20
Mod this man
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-20
holy shit
1 yetanothercfcgrunt 2018-01-20
You should stab your brain for coming up with something so retarded.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-20
> Being so bad at markdown you make a one-item list.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-01-20
Lol. Nope. That'd be the republicans fault since the short term deal trump shot down covered temporary CHIP funding.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-01-20
i hope they murder u first tbh
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Always be ready to walk away from the table.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-20
I thought it was "never count your money when you're sittin at the table."
1 Vakieh 2018-01-20
Huh? Why don't they have all the Republicans? How can you say a party 'controls' a house of parliament if you can't expect them to vote in a unified bloc?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-20
Nice political system. So you can't get shit done unless you have enough X party members to brute force it because the only other Y side will just be all voting "'no"
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-20
Isn't that true in all representative governments? The krauts are never going to set up a government again because some of their servile race voted for AfD lmao.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-20
Yes, but if you have more parties there's a bigger chance of reaching an agreement. You'd get nowhere if 5 parties acted like this.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-20
I think there is the option to have minority governments in Germany.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
AfD owns.
1 Travrar 2018-01-20
Not really still enough coalitions left and even without that the government would still work with a minority, because they only need a few extra votes from 5 other parties and they will also vote with their conscience for what seems reasonable to them and best for the country and not just to spite trump no matter the repercussions.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
That’s usually how politics works yeah
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
Shouldn't have wasted reconciliation on tax reform, then.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
Thanks next time they need political advice I’ll direct them to you
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-20
They couldn’t do any worse tbh
1 StingAuer 2018-01-20
Direct them to me, I read books, that's more than any of the Republicans can claim.
1 StingAuer 2018-01-20
Several dems actually voted in solidarity with the republicans.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
5 dems exactly, meaning even if all the republicans voted together it still wouldn’t be enough.
Basic math friendo.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
You need 60 votes in the senate dipshit.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
If they hadn't sneaked in tax reform through reconciliation, they would have only needed 51, dumbass.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
So its their fault that the democrats care about illegals more than the country on a vote for a program that doesn't expire for 3 months?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-01-20
Lol the daddy defense force is so steaming mad hahaha
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Actually, we are happy that the Democrats have shown what they really care about: illegals.
1 doughboy011 2018-01-20
Democrats only care about illegals unlike us REEEEEpublicans
Also
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1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Democrats love illegals and hate Americans.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-20
how i wish this were true
1 Elestra_ 2018-01-20
Yes, it is entirely their fault that they changed the rules to benefit them earlier, and then having said rules backfire on them now. They took out the equivalent to an adjustable rate mortgage. The rate just went up.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
Trump was given two compromise bills and he said he'd veto both.
McCaskill proposed an emergency bill that would guarantee military pay while negotiations continued, it was rejected.
Trump wants all or nothing, and he's getting nothing. Let's see how he likes it in November.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
"compromise" is why we got in this spot with illegals in the first place.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
For the last time, learn what DACA is and the very limited group of people it applies to, and maybe we can talk as adults. You're being willfully stupid right now.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Illegals out. No prisoners.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
And you wonder why you're treated like children and/or retards.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
No, DEMs are crybabies, illegals and parasites. I am your daddy.
1 Obskulum 2018-01-20
You actually talk like you read from a children's book, where every page is an excessively simplified sentence or phrase fit for a five year old.
I'm just telling you now, because when you don't get your wall or anything and lose this GOP majority that can't get shit done, everyone will laugh at you like the literal manchild you are (or ladykid? doesn't have the same ring).
Enjoy being excessively salty for the rest of the day though.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
You talk like a leftist. Total waste of energy.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-01-20
if you wonder why you feel like your voice is being ignored, its because it deserve to be
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
How's that working out for you?
1 Obskulum 2018-01-20
Pretty amazing actually. GOP are talking losses left and right and Trump has basically become a magnet of stupid that kind of highlights how fucking retarded his supporters are. Where you could've safely hid in your little safe spaces on /pol/, now you're in the open, laughed at constantly.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
lol you are insane.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
Lol...
800k so far, yea limited. Fuck off.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-20
There's no "so far". There's a cutoff date, as you would know if you read what the program actually entails.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-20
DADDY DEFENCE FORCE ASSEMBLE
1 hlary 2018-01-20
The abosolute state of the Republican party
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
Same thing happened to Obama not long ago
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-20
No it didn't you reprobate. The last president to face a shutdown while his party controlled all three branches was Carter.
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-20
haha what
as a not-old i know literally zero things about that administration or it's reputation or it's legacy
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-20
Keep safe faggot
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-20
Ooooh you’re reeeeaaally mad huh?
1 StingAuer 2018-01-20
Have you tried not supporting an incontinent incompetent?
1 TheFallenHero 2018-01-20
Did he have control of the house and Senate...? Did he have a favourable court...?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-20
Fuck obama
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-01-20
Fuck me, Obama was only a few years ago and you are apparently so fucking retarded you can’t even remember back that far.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-20
Master Deal Maker.
All part of his 42nd dimensional chess.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-20
this is literally the only good thing democrats have done in like 5 years
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-20
👌😂🔫
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Democrats throw tantrum as show of support for their constituents (Illegal Aliens).
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Kill yourself 👌😂💯
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Im callimg ICE
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1 Ennui2778 2018-01-20
Hi Daddy, tee-hee. Wanna see my buss?
1 nithingpole 2018-01-20
Even when some Democrats threw them a bone, Republicans couldn't get it together.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-20
Five Democrats weren't enough to get the 60 votes required. The Republicans needed 9.
1 Obskulum 2018-01-20
Can't even keep the goddamn lights on.
1 Chicup 2018-01-20
And nothing of value was lost.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2018-01-20
The revolutionary war was a mistake
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-01-20
Can some twat explain this not passing a budget in the most non-partisan douchey way possible?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Trump offers to keep DACA; in exchange, all other illegal immigration must cease entirely and the Wall must be built.
DEMs won't vote for a bill unless it includes chain migration, lotteries, and an open border.
Trump is fine with this, because Republicans don't really care that much if the fed gov is shut down for a while, and it baits the DEMs into showing who they really care about: illegals.
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-01-20
Seems reasonable.
1 StingAuer 2018-01-20
If you don't give us a great big beautiful wall that won't accomplish anything, we're not going to give kids food.
reasonable.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-20
Lmfao the sky is green
1 HasAnArchmageFetish 2018-01-20
Blue and green are the same color you racist dipshit.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
Democrats have to choose whether to put Deadbeat Illegals first, or AMERICA FIRST!
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-20
CNN Poll: 56% of Americans Say DACA Is Not Worth a Government Shutdown
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2018/01/19/cnn-poll-56-of-americans-say-daca-is-not-worth-a-government-shut-down-n2437156