To be fair you have to have a really high IQ to moderate 8chan

64  2018-01-22 by AnnoysTheGoys

239 comments

/u/blette have you ever had your own IQ tested, professionally?

Is this going to end up on TopMinds?

OK, let me entertain you guys. You asked if my IQ was tested professionally.

A long ago, my SAT's scores were 640/800 math 640/800 verbal and that put me in the 98th percentile at that time. I know 640/800 on each part does not not very high but scoring high on both math and verbal is less common, hence the high percentile. At the time, I felt my score was simply due to my participation in long-distance and middle distance running during school. I had a very good sense of time and pacing and a greater ability to focus my energy than my classmates. Compared to racing 5 miles, sitting down for a 3 hour test seemed easy to me. So, I was very good at most tests. Those skills I picked up from sports enabled me to finish all the questions on the test and then go back and check my answers.

Later, I took the GMAT and scored in the 93 percentile. Not as high a score but you need to remember that only likely college graduates will take that test. In other words, the competition was probably pretty good.

Later on, my SAT score did get me into Mensa (a high IQ society) but I dropped out after a year. Mensa is full of odd people like me. Wink.

My mother was an industrial psychologist (an HR worker specializing in employee assessment) and that gave me access to several type of intelligence and personality tests. Taking some of the IQ tests at home, I usually got a result between 130 and 140. I was surprised at the close agreement between the various tests and my SATs. The tests seemed to have surface validity.

Now, having a high IQ does not mean I have no weaknesses. I have very poor small motor control (could not master the piano) and average oral language skills. I had some trouble mastering foreign languages like High School French, although after studying, living and working in Japan, I can now speak and read Japanese.

Having a high IQ does predict certain career paths and although I would not call myself extremely successful, I am an instructor at a large university and I have edited and published textbooks.

That being said, IQ is just a way to measure a type of basic problem solving ability and brainpower in the same way we use horsepower to measure cars. A faster car is not always a better car. IQ is only one aspect of a person and should not be used to determine who is good or bad, deserving or undeserving.

In fact the best predictor for success in school is not IQ, it is contentiousness. People who can sit down, follow directions and do things carefully are most likely to do well not just in High School, but also in graduate school.

EQ (Emotional intelligence) is also very important to success and morality is a better predictor of who is able to participate in a stable society. So, having a higher IQ does not mean I can claim to be a better person than others and I don't claim to be better than others.

Finally, group IQ matters but should not be used to discriminate again individuals or nations. However, living in East Asia, I have met plenty of people with low IQs but on the whole, I have seen how people's IQs are higher in Eastern Asia (on AVERAGE) and that the complexity of the languages and cultural emphasis on education help to sustain generally peaceful and productive societies TODAY. Did Chinese, Japanese and Korean societies have some wars, injustice, suppression, etc. in the past, yes of course. Now? Not so much.

I think the issue of differences in language complexity is an important one for people to understand. Higher IQs and that emphasis on education enables the teaching of more complex languages. I am not just talking about how character-based languages can represent ideas with shapes (Japanese Kanji for example) I am talking about grammar forms that express complex social relationships. The grammar forms used in Japanese sentences to express giving and taking include a depth of information (direction, social rank, humbleness) that is just not present in English in the same way. In other words, a short Japanese sentence explaining who gave what gift to whom contains information about the tense and direction of giving (similar to English- I gave flowers to my mother) but also includes information about the different social rank of the giver and taker and may include information which expresses the humility of the speaker. In English, expressing these ideas would take a couple sentences or would sound odd, as if you the sentence was a translation from an Eastern asian language (I offered up a not-so-great-present to my humble mom, as she is of greater rank than me but she is no way better than your honorable mother)

This type of speaking forces people to be aware of social relationships but also forces them to express them in order to meet social expectations.

Now, does this mean English speakers are morons? No way, English is a very precise language that does very many complex things like describe cause and effect very well (it has a great set of verb wonderful verb tenses), which is why it has become the language of science.

In any case, when a person comes from a society which uses a language that cannot express complex ideas like cause and effect or complex social relations, that society will suffer from a lack of scientific understanding and civility. The people in those societies are more likely to make bad decisions and not live in harmony.

Does lack of language complexity have a two-way cause-effect relationship with IQ. I think that is a fair question to ask and we should not be afraid to answer it. Because the solution could be as simple as teaching people a more complex language as a tool for improved thought and better social behavior.

If you choose not to believe anything I said here, just stop reading and go away, because I am not going to post any documents as proof, as that would allow people to dox me.

What the fuck?

Sorry, I don't know what R&M is.

If you want to understand the relationship between language and IQ, read it.

OK, I realized R&M is Rick and Morty. Good show. What all three seasons.

Seriously, if you want understand why some countries are shitholes and why some are not, read the post.

But seriously, if you want understand why some countries are shitholes and why some are not, read the post.

Bro, you think "Complex languages" make civilizations better/smarter yet you like a cartoon about some idiot burping every two seconds. Your insane autistic weeb brain is spinning some wheels here.

Hey dipshit, how many language can you speak at any fluency level? My guess is less than one?

How many masters degrees did you get so far?

How long have you lived in a foreign country and spoken to anyone not from your hometown or from facebook.

How long have you been an educator at a University teaching linguistics and critical thinking?

Tell me about the year you spent in the Peace Corps and describe some of the challenges you faced.

How many books have you read about intelligence testing or linguistics written by people with names like Gould or Pinker.

You want to have a discussion with me, you had better dig up relevant experiences or some academic papers. Otherwise you are just another jackass with a keyboard.

Uh, listen up nerdo. Perhaps you thought you could impress the sup with your skills here, but let me lay it on you.

First off, I speak 30 different languges (Including old dead ones I study out of boredom) along with having over ten master degrees in nano-technology/robotics. Currently, I'm living in a old scottish castle that was handed down to me after achieving saint hood for my charity work feeding the poor starving drunk scottish children.

Obviously, a pleb like you would try to post in this haven of intellectuals to fit in, but it ain't going to happen. Now excuse me, I have to read Zoe Quinn's new book and then shove large various toy horses into my anus.

Well, I will pay you the compliment that you are a great bullshit artist. Good luck lubing those toy horses up.

Well, I will pay you the compliment that you are a great bullshit artist.

same tbh

You're way too generous. Self-awareness is at least minimally required to be a bullshit artiste.(Please note that all words of greater gravity obviously need an extra 'e' at the end).

I speak every known written and spoken language in human history, have 97 PhD's, live beneath the surface of Antartica, done 9000 years worth of humanitarian work, read every book in human history, AND I watch Rick & Morty.

Get on my level, peasant.

You pleb. I can literally see infinity.

You snobby prick

I've never seen anyone sniff their own farts so vigorously.

I assume that is because it is too difficult for you to take selfies while you are smelling your own farts.

no u

“no u”

Hey, 1998 is over, they don’t charge you for each letter you text. You can type the whole word YOU at no extra charge. Also, capital letters are free.

no I

Are U a moron bot that just repeats the same shit.

Good, i enjoy blocking morons.

no u

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That was good.

I don't take selfies. I'm not a middle school girl or a soy enthusiast.

Really? I do. Women enjoy looking at my face.

You? I guess not so much.

Wait, except for your mom...

This guy's alright.

(((women)))

(((God himself)))

n-methylamphetamine: the post

My drug of choice is coffee. I like my teeth the way they are, thank you.

So you shoot, we get it.

My drug of choice is coffee.

Anyone who seriously refers to caffeine as if it's a serious drug should be removed from the gene pool at the entire country doesn't end up like Portland or San Fransisco in a few generations.

I like my teeth the way they are, thank you.

You just told us you are way too into coffee, indicating your teeth are yellow and stained. While that is slightly better than having them falling it if your head it's still nothing about which you should brag.

Nope, coffee does not stain your teeth unless you don't brush or you have some type of mineral problem in your body.

If you want to smoke pot, do magic mushrooms or DMT, feel free to expand your consciousness. Watch out for those opioids though, they will actually kill you.

But don't ever tell me to stop my coffee bitch!!

My fucking sides hurt 😂

Thank you and shine on you wonderful fucking diamond 😂😂

Sure, humor is a good way to sell ideas.
Did any of the ideas make sense to you? If so, prepare to be repeating them to your friends in about 10 days.

holy shit what

Strong sapir-whorf hypothesis is so 1900's. Read a book moran

Learn how to spell moron, idiot.

Oh so we're resorting to ad hominen now?

Oh, you using you list of logical fallacies now? Is the PDF sitting right there on your desktop?

What's lojical fallacy? I'm casting the usual argument winning spells at you. You're losing btw. Strawman.

LoGical

You still can’t spell or type. You are not an conscientious person. That is why you sucked at school, not because of your average IQ.

I think it was mahatma jandhi who said if you're reduced to correcting your opponents spelling he's already won. False dichotomy. Begging the question. Wingardium levioSAH.

You still seem to be unable to spell or type. That is ok, failing out of a bullshit brainwashing educational system is no big loss.

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can't spell

an conscientious

Thanks, I hate typos.

Wait. You think the reason that you can't find a Swahili only speaking heart surgeon is because they're inherently more stupid that people that speak more complicated languages?

You didn't think it's because none of the training documentation or courses are in Swahili?

Can you actually let me know what university you teach at so I can let my kids know they're dead to me if they go there?

You are not a linguist. No linguist worth even half his salt would ever say anything along those lines. Strong sapir-whorf has been disproven, and this hinestly would be perfect for r/badlinguistics.

Do linguists rank languages according to their complexity?

Correct I am not a linguist. Bye bye.

Not only are you not a linguist, you know less than jack shit about linguistics

Thanks for the encouragement. You will make a good father someday...

The currently accepted view is that all languages are equally complex, they just distribute the complexity in other areas. A language with a simpler morphology could make it up for it a more intricate syntax, for example. No language, regardless of complexity is considered objectively better or worse since they're all 'designed' to express human thought. Speaking certain languages will not make you smarter than others

lmao a 1280 SAT score is not 98th percentile. I got a 760 math and 710 verbal and I regularly post on r/drama

1280 was in the 98th percentile, the year I took the exam. Otherwise Mensa would not have accepted me. That is the score I used. Clue why this is true: I am old.

http://media.collegeboard.com/digitalServices/pdf/research/2013/TotalGroup-2013.pdf

In 1983, average scores were pretty low. Check it out. Especially Math.. 494/800 WTF.

Of course in 1983, 18 year old students were allowed to smoke cigarettes in my school. But not during the exam, ha ha. Maybe that explains it.

That is right, we had a smoking room for Seniors.

Apparently smoking cigarettes makes you dumb. I see you graduated top of your class from DARE.

Lol a 1280 is a decent score but an embarrassing score to brag about.

So you are in the one-percent and you regularly post on r/drama.

Why can't you see the contradiction?

I don't think your reading comprehension is very strong. He is pointing out the contradiction.

no he is not, he is accusing me of making my scores up. Then he is trying to establish credibility by stating his scores and his frequent posting on r/drama.

Buddy, you're misunderstanding his comment, which I am not surprised by at all.

It is my first day in r/drama and I still know fuck all about this subreddit. Give me a break will you.

no

This is what happens when you hang out on conspiracy subs this much. You spend so much time reading between the lines, you forget how to read the actual god damn lines.

The world is much more complex than anyone has ever imagined. Be ready for some fucking drama in 2018, everyone will have to learn how to read between the lines.

Implying Q anon isn't an obvious LARP

Autism is hilarious!

Without autistic people, you would be living in cave my friend. Do you like electricity, thank the king Autist, Tesla. No, not the car dummy, Nicola Tesla, inventor of AC power.

Damn this one's dedicated

LOL Nikola Tesla was named after the car, stupid.

Yes, then Tesla's Mom got back into the time machine Tesla designed and sent back to her so she could go to the future and find a cool family name for him.

Absolutely. Then he invented the electric nipple clamps because he was autistic

Fucking lol you literally think autism is a primary driver behind our technological advancement as a species.

To be fair,

huh this was actually quite interesting

Thank you. Even though discussion about IQ is a political no no, we still have things to learn about it.

The IQ gap between nations is very real thing and less than 50% of tap may be due to genetics. Culture is very important and language is a key to culture.

A computer language with a limited command set and simple syntax is less powerful than a computer language with an extensive command set and complex syntax.

The brain is a computer and language is software. Limit the language and you limit the potential of that brain to reach its full potential.

Or IQ tests were designed in a certain language/culture and the results slant towards people who grew up using that language/in that culture

The tests are probably more meaningful when applied to that group and less so with others

Gosh I never heard that argument before. You must be some kind of testing design genius. Where did you get your Phd in cognitive psychology?

It it is too bad that the people who give IQ tests never designed IQ tests that don't rely on language or words. You know a test that only involves diagrams or drawings to see what kind of pattern recognition and basic creative problem solving humans are capable of. Also, it is too bad they never thought about paying people to take IQ test, so they would be motivated to come in and complete the task. Gosh, it is too bad researchers never went to the best universities in South Africa and did this type of testing in order to eliminate extraneous cultural influences. Also, it is too bad they did not give all the test takers unlimited time to do the problems just to see them walk out when the minimum time was up. I mean if they did all these things they might discover that even students at the best universities in South Africa still have IQ deficits when compared to their randomly sampled same age counterparts in other countries who take the same non-verbal tests of mental ability. Random sample would meaning an equal mix of college and non-college graduate participants.

Oh wait, they did do all of these things. And the IQ results were still at least 10 points below the average American.

So what can we say if someone was very careful to eliminate all other factors but IQ and conscientiousness.

Yes, that is right, I do have a complaint about the testing. Students who come from a culture where IQ is not valued just don't give a shit about IQ tests or their own IQ. In the same way, that the 3rd world students don't give a shit about getting to my classes on time or handing in homework assignments on time that fulfill all the homework assignments requirements. Of course, when they need that higher grade, they are at me door asking me for more points.

So, the only cultural argument that I will accept is that people from some cultures don't do well on these tests because they are from a culture where the desire to excel academically is just not taught.

Otherwise my argument that speaking dumb languages makes you dumb still stands.

Remember I am arguing that IQ is NOT determined primarily by genes. Many experts believe that IQ has less than 50% heritability. Is ringworm or starvation a cause of lower IQ in poor countries, definitely. However, the testing I am talking about was done at the best colleges in South Africa, not places you are going to find the most impoverished people.

I remember meeting /u/blette at a party for the first time. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and introduced himself: "You know, even though niggers are only 13% of the United States population, they account for over 80% of the violent crimes. Nigger chimps are subhuman scum that need to be shipped back to Africa." Then he offered me some coke. I didn't accept it, partly because I didn't have any money, but mostly because he wanted me to use his asshole as a straw.

Ladies and Gentlemen, above we can see the utterances of a rare species. A 12 year old social justice warrior with a nasty mouth. My question is, where is he getting those number from, because sadly they are close to the truth. Except, he forgot to point out that the biggest problem in poor urban neighborhoods is black on black crime.

You are a social justice warrior yourself tho. By god is anyone who whines about SJW's seriously not themselves a right wing SJW

If you look at my use posting no history, you will see many post where I suggest that we hang the .01% richest people as they are destroying our world. One way they do this is to sponsor culture war based on identity politics. This culture war keeps the 99% busy fighting each other’s while the .01 percent continues to rape the earth. (.01= 1 in 10,000 = the ultra-rich)

If you read my original comment carefully, you see that I am trying to explain IQ gap and achievement gap between societies by NOT blaming GENES. Thinking that genes are destiny is one cause of racism. Understanding the impact of language complexity on behavior and societies is important because a language can be taught.

Why is it so important for you little mind to divide people into 100% good and 100% bad. Is there no gray in your mind?

If I had gold to give, you'd get it.

In the other thread you said you trust the mods over at 8chan I'm wondering do you know the boards history how long have you hung out in there irc or are you just over there to get your inside info on this mystery Q character?

I heard a podcast with the mods from 8-Chan’s Calm Before The Storm board. Because I am relatively intelligent I can judge intelligence, character and purpose using my ears only.

I know it is hard to believe.
Look up the research done by Dunning-Kruger effect if you want to understand why dumb people cannot judge smart people.

But you won’t, will you, because of the Dunning-Kruger effect, you think you know much more than you actually know.

I'm actually rather dumb.. I do actually know some of the mods over at 8chan though. Ive actually done some development with kusuba and kusuba x. I'm glad you have chosen to trust the lads over at 8chan they are a good trustworthy group of people and you should definitely believe they carefully administer there board to make sure they have top quality content.

Ok, thanks for supporting them. I felt that they really care about what they are doing over there.

Please get some self awareness

Don't worry, talking to yourself in a mirror is completely normal.

No it is not.

Also post bussy.

Fuck your r/drama lame memes, I am going to unsubscribe.

This is fuckin' hilarious! How are you still sperging out here? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you were really that smart you'd realize no one is going to read a wall of text in which you jerk yourself off on how smart you are. Also: do you know the sub your on?

Yes, I know where I am, this is r/drama. A group full of commenters who jerk themselves off on how cleverly they can insult other people.

You asked me, “do you know the sub your YOU ARE on?

My guess would be that almost anyone here is capable of reading 16 paragraphs without breaking. The primary issue is that you've given them 16 paragraphs of nothing but bragging about yourself. No one gives a shit about this, hence no one will read it.

Wrong the second half is about IQ, language and culture. You did not read it. So continue striving not to learn aything today, or this week or your entire life. Loser...

You've supposedly written a few books, gotten them published, yadda yadda. How can you not understand that a key to good writing is introducing an interesting premise and hooking the reader? You ramble about yourself and your IQ, your various test results, and your gathering of data about yourself for the first 6 paragraphs like some kind of tone def retard. Then you act surprised when no one wants to read beyond that boring nonsense.

You are on the internet arguing with strangers about your intelligence. You're as big of, if not a much bigger loser than anyone making fun of you right now.

Something I said on another subreddit was posted here.

Then someone asked me a leading question about my IQ, so that people here could then make delightful comment about how funny autism is. Well, I know people who are actually autistic, so fuck you all!!

I answered this question and then went onto express a different way of understanding IQ differences...

So, you got drama and science, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!

I read the entire thing and understood it perfectly fine. It's been almost a decade since I was last in college, so I think this loser will stick with his high paying job thanks.

Your writing is not nearly as compelling as you think it is. When you start to defend your wall of masturbation so adamantly, people are of course going to make fun of you and call you autistic. So it goes on the internet.

Wrong, I was originally posted for stating that 8-Chan admins are smart.

And if I had just posted an IQ score, people would have said I was full of shit. A 5 minutes boring story of my IQ measurement history, hard to cast doubt on.

A theory explaining gaps between national IQ averages using language complexity as a cause rather than genes... useful.
Not really my theory, but I tried to lay it out with an example people might understand.

Did you try to do anything useful today besides cash a paycheck and make fun of autistic people?

I actually haven't made fun of any autistic people, unless you are autistic, in which case I guess you're right. I actually just shoveled off my deck and sidewalk and I'm going to make a stew for dinner soon. Have you done anything besides try (and fail) to prove how smart you are to a bunch of strangers?

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

Sorry, I can’t tell who you are responding to? Or did someone post the above as a comparative to my rant.

Do you remember how you joined Gamergate? You probably didn't want to at first, didn't think you needed to. You just wanted to be left alone and play video games. But these people just kept lying about you and your hobby. Lied about Youtubers and Streamers you knew were good people. Lied about everything. Someone had to stand up to them and that someone was you and me and everyone here.

Gamergate was an opening skirmish, welcome to the war soldier. You may not have wanted to join the political Right. You may not have wanted to fight for Western Civilization. It doesn't matter what you wanted because the people on the other side hate you just for who you are and they will not leave you alone. Total war has been declared and there is no other choice but to fight, the alternative isn't something you want to think about.

It is not about Hillary or Trump or petty American politics. It is about the survival of truth and justice and a civil society. If we lose we are going to enter a dark age of actual war and death the likes of which has never been seen on this earth. They aren't just trying to change your history they are trying to change your future as well. Fight!

I don’t play video games, but you need to come over to r/conspiracy where we preach non-partisan thinking.

You're playing with fire right now, I've gone through your post history, and I have to say, I don't really like what I'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate liberal and a keyboard warrior. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in cheetos and pledging allegiance to your Liberal gods as you spew shit at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always is.

You need to understand something, this stopped being just a fun political discussion with laughs and gags all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in an interconnected world, the internet is having a profound effect on real-world politics.

It's called internet warfare, and it is just as vital as bashing the physical warfare. It's been around for awhile but the internet really shifted the whole game. When you post your little screenshots of OUR spaces, you are attempting to slander our reputation, in essence you are interfering with our goals. What is that goal you may ask? To rid the world of little piles of shit. like. you. So I'm going to tell you what's going to happen right here, right now.

  1. You are going to delete every single one of your posts, every single one of them. I don't want to see a single post under your name, every single one of them is an affront to a migrane-free head.

  2. You are going to delete your piss shit account. You can make another one, if you follow the next rule.

  3. You are never going to post any more shit every again against Anarchism. Leftism, Communism, etc. you get the idea.

This is not a warning anymore, this is not a request, it is an order that you are going to follow to the letter. If you, for any reason, or for any motivation, do not follow these instructions right fucking now, I will make your life a living hell. Or rather, we, we will. You better hope and pray you're using a VPN, it may help stall us for long enough to get your pale little male body out of the country to wherever ass fuck liberals like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions through, or we will destroy you. I dare you to do something to the contrary, I dare you. I would love to see and hear your grimace and scream as I plunge a sheepsfoot knife into your anus. I would love to break every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Do you have a girlfriend? Children? Mother? Father? Sibling? Friends? Don;t bother answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces bashed in with a metal baseball bat in front of you? How would you like that, boy? I'll stab them in their fucking gut and make you watch them choke on their own blood. You get the picture, you have one hour to comply with this request. Don't get any smart ideas.

Are you also a navy seal with a specific set of skills? Nice copy pasta moron.

You have been reported, dipshit. Don’t wear out your control-V buttons.

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

Agreed. Q is real. Pizzagate is real. UFO advanced technology is real. 9-11was an inside job. Political assasination happen. Some elites are Satan worshipers, kidnap kids and kill them. Muslims would not mind seeing all Christians dead or converted. Your paper money is a fraud.

Sadly, there is more...

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

Your paper money is a fraud.

I don't get it. As long as I can buy a loaf of bread for a few bucks, it's not a fraud, right?

Now put that same dollar in the bank. After paying all your bank fees and facng inflation, what is that dollar worth in 20 years? Unless you have a seat on the stock exchange, it won’t be worth shit. After the Fed print more fiat paper money, you will be able to buy a slice of bread.

Where I live, it will straight disappear due to bank fees. It won't if I put 1000$, though. I don't see how money is a fraud because of inflation. If I don't want to lose money to inflation, I can invest it. There are basically risk free choices like bonds, too.

The poorest people don’t even have money to invest, so they are double fucked. But I guess when you can’t earn shit cleaning hotel rooms 50 hours a week, you are lazy, right?

The poorest people don’t even have money to invest

Yeah, so what you're saying is that capitalism has flaws. What a woke insight,

Yeah, report that idiot for calling you a moron! What a jerk!

You're about to be famous, Captain Courage.

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pce pussy ;)

You've never had sex, kid, and it sounds like you need a boyfriend.

I will just preface this by saying I am in fact 17 years old, I am white, and I do live in America. Do I think my problems are worse than that of the people in Ethiopia? Yes, yes I do. I can explain to you in detail. I am being spied on constantly. They watch what I do, they read my emails, and they probably snicker at the things I watch, and you act like you know oppression? Those Ethiopians get hurt, sure, but the time is going to come when the US government will arrest me simply for not agreeing with them. Where men and women will not have their say any where. And for now, we have to pay a tax for people who live off welfare (lazy bastards) who won't do anything with it and will only buy drugs and beer, even Kafka would find this shit unbelievable. You act smug to people like me, but you don't even know the half of it.

OK, I feel bad now. You're obviously mentally challenged in some way, and you believe the racist shit that was pounded into your head in the trailer park. Good luck in life, you're going to need it

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

No, r/conspiracy is equal parts batshit insanity and raging narcissism. It's lunatics who think they're smarter than everyone else and have a special magical insight into the "real world." Neither is true. What IS true is they're deeply insecure people who say and believe outrageous things for the attention it garners. Exactly what you're doing, right now.

Yeah, because UFO’s do not exist, right?

Oh wait, last month people from the pentagon said they do. Oh, you did not see it, you don’t read the New York Times?

Oh, they're real. One night, when me and my sister were making a nephson in the back room of the trailer, one of them aliens stuck his glowing finger up my butt. Even though I was geeked up on ice, and didn't thing I was going to nut, I skeeted like a fire hose. Our young 'un made it to the 9th grade. A sho nuff miracle. That boy is gonna be somebody.

Funny story, very creative, you may be the new Mark Twain. However, people who work in military intelligence for 30 years are not uneducated hicks. Billionaire aerospace CEO’s are not stupid and former democratic leading senator, Harry Reid is no fool.

The New York Times is not a supermarket tabloid.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html

A discussion of this news.

http://exonews.org/disclosure-confirmation-process-in-progress/

Dude, I literally couldn't care less.

Keep drinking the fluoride man.

Keep inhaling the chemtrails. 👍

So, I'm going to be realistic with you, since you aren't with yourself.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

Great, you live on the east coast and participated in DUKE TIP. I'm glad for you. I got a 29 comp and 31 sci on my 7th grade ACT. I qualified for nation TIP recognition. So did 15 of my classmates.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

I've consistently scored over 130 on IQ tests. I've literally rarely scored below 99th percentile on anything.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

Pray explain to me the basics of simple harmonic motion, specifically explaining how a spring's back and forth motion can be modeled. Feel free to use calculus. you may understant the concepts, but I doubt you have teh understanding necessary to explain them. This is the level require to actually use them.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I didn't know what these were until you told me about them, but I've also thought of them before. They are a great concept, but rarely useful on anything outside of trains and electric cars. I'll also point out that there is a difference between conceptualizing something and actually inventing it. Where is your working model?

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Let me explain something to you real quick: Webcomics need to appeal to their readers. Reddit is made up of generally slightly above average intelligent people. You aren't on a forum surrounded by geniuses (especially when related to philosophic debate), and XKCD isn't meant to appeal to philosophy majors. The fact that you get it means that you have an average understanding of basic philosophy. To truly understand these ideas you need to be able to implement them. That means being able to explain why god should/should not exist. That means being able to provide a thesis for why god doesn't cause goodness.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

Including buisness psychology? Economics?

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

Great, you know polite people. (also confirmation bias)

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

It shows you have an above average intelligence, like most people with internet access.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

There is a difference between morality and maturity. There are really immature people with 'good' morals.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

Ok, so you are a liberal too.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

A bleeding heart liberal

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

Ok. This isn't morality, its bragging.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

Yeap, expected.

Let me put it to you this way (an for those of you still watching this thread, this will come off as very arrogant. I'm fully aware of that). I'm 16. I've been so for less than 6 months. I'm currently applying to colleges, including Yale and Columbia planning to be a Cscience major. Do I have an expectation of getting into one/both? Yes, otherwise I wouldn't apply. Will I be surprised if I don't get in? No, I am aware that there are other people out there better than me at everything. I dont' just mean better than me at computer science, I mean everything.

I scored a 2200 on my SAT. That isn't super scored, that's straight up, one test. I've been beaten by two people in my class, a 25 on an ACT and a 2280 on an SAT. What you don't realize is that there are people out there better than you. Now, that may be because you weren't exposed to them, but you will be. I happen to have been my whole life, and I'm lucky for it. What you need to learn, and I mean this as advice, not as insulting, is that you aren't as good as you think you are. Yes, there are probably 15 year old kids out there who are better at aerospace physics than an average aerospace engineer. There are also some pretty stupid people with aerospace engineering degrees. You knowing an aerospace engineer that isn't very good and happening to understand conceptual physics doesn't turn you into einstein.

I know a child who nearly made it onto the US world math competition team. This kid is insanely smart. He consistantly corrects our math professor (a doctor of pure math) on things, and finds and proves better ways to do things. He's in the top .001% of child mathemeticians in the US. What will come of that? Probably nothing. His ability will probably not allow him to prove the abc conjecture, or find the pattern to prime numbers. It will probably do nothing.

Be realistic, aiming high is fine, but be prepared to fail. If you don't prepare for failure, you'll find that you do much more often.

This is some really specific pasta..... right?

Is this a seriouspost?

That was not my copy pasta. My copy pasta is newer.

Nice

my god I love this sub

Ok, what is your opinion on bussy?

I know not of what you speak , traveler.

Typical ignorant white male.

Still don’t know what you speak of and I don’t care.

He who forsakes bussy is lost.

English is the ugly rape-child of superior languages.

Did Chinese, Japanese and Korean societies have some wars, injustice, suppression, etc. in the past, yes of course. Now? Not so much.

Have you heard of this new country called North Korea?

Sure, I will admit the people there are getting fucked hard.

That's a pretty cavalier reaction to your entire dumbass theory falling to pieces around you.

Bahasa is considered to be the worlds easiest language. The country that speaks it, Indonesia, has been living in peace for a long time.

Arabic is considered to be a very complicated language. They are not doing so good right now.

Your theory is dumb

Economically, Indonesia is where exactly..

Considered by who exactly? Got some /r/badlinguistics abounding on this thread

A long ago

Really hit the ground running.

Thanks for finding my the last remaining typo in my 16 paragraph essay. As a creative person, I often have trouble with details. Luckily people like youself can help me.

Does lack of language complexity have a two-way cause-effect relationship with IQ.

If people understand it, it is not wrong. Did we all understand this idea?

Does a lower average group IQ prevent a language from growing in complexity and does a less complex language create cultural, linguist and social conditions where pursuing intellectual development become more challenging.

Going in the other direction of causality, does a less complex language create cultural, linguist and social conditions where achieving intellectual development become more challenging.

wow, I guess you are a bot...

Thanks for finding my the last remaining typo in my 16 paragraph essay.

There's another one. Great language skills bud.

You know I have written and published textbooks. There were a lot of typos in those books. I paid professional editors good money to fix those mistakes.

Now, when I sell those books every year, guess who gets to keep all the money. Hint: Not the editors.

When you get creative enough to write your own books, get back to me, I will help you find an editor.

I want to pay you back for all your hard work because I just paid you nothing to edit my work, thanks.

You know I have written and published textbooks.

In the absence of proof, no we don't know that.

He of little faith...

I mean, yeah...that's exactly what I conveyed.

He of little faith...

Ye of little faith but whatever... You don't seem like the kind of person who should be taken at thier word.

Don’t trust me, go fuck yourself.

So much angst dude. What did you expect the response to be when you started stroking your own ego all over r/Drama?

Oh wow, you must be such a cool guy, I wish I was as cool as you are. Is that what you thought would happen? Dumbass.

You sound like any other 14 year old who doesn't know know he's an idiot and can't stop lying about himself.

You know I have written and published textbooks

Oh yeah? About what? Hopefully not grammar.

Here is the funny thing. People with really good grammar and attention to detail, they are not creative, they can’t write books, they only edit them. I pay other people to edit my books, once... Then I get paid every time I take an order.

I'm sure you do. What books were those again?

So you self-publish?

I pay other people to edit my books

Lol, self-published. Did you manage to get your entire family to buy your books or were there some hold-outs?

Textbooks bitches.... year after year money in my pocket.

You get that your lying is obvious, right? If you're getting published, properly published, you don't have to pay for an editor yourself. The publishing house does that because they expect to see a profit out of the book you've given them. The only time ever that an author needs to pay for their own editor is when they're self-publishing or vanity-publishing, IE no-one is interested in publishing your book and no-one is interested in buying your book.

Self-publishing is the way to go as I get to keep all the profits. And as long as I maintain good relationsships with the universities who buy my books, I continue sell those book year after. I can maintain a good relationship by communicating directly with the Japanese school bookstores via email and supplying the instructors with a good teachers edition which makes their class preparation easy. Now, do I sell thousands of books a year? No, I only sell hundreds but the profit margin is about 65%. If you choose not to believe me, I really don’t care.

However, if you want to make extra money, start your own side-business.

Self-publishing is the way to go as I get to keep all the profits.

Fucking lol. All of them?

70% sound good?

Here's the thing. You're going around talking like you having written your self-published books and selling a couple of hundred copies, something I'm still kind of on the fence about believing, is an impressive act. My mother had a textbook translated into something like 50 languages and my sister is a novelist with Harper Collins. You telling me about your 65-70% of fuck-all is...well it's underwhelming.

If you read my original post, I specifically state that I am not a wildly successful person. In fact, I am rather lazy. Although, I don’t sit around watching tv or playing video games all day, I do waste time on the internet, ie. Reddit.

In my original post, I also stated that a higher IQ does not make you better than other people and I don’t claim to be a better person than most.

You didn’t believe me, so I argue against your accusations because I think everyone should try to have a side gig.

You don't seem to be getting the part where we don't even believe that. What I'm saying above is that even your lies about yourself are underwhelming. To be clear here, I've had family members very involved in publishing, and I myself have worked in a university for some years. The idea that someone is coming round hawking his self-published textbooks and universities are going 'yeah, we'll put this no-name conspiracy theorist's textbook on our syllabus', and you're selling even in small numbers, is a really, really painfully obvious fiction. We know you haven't sold any books, and if I hadn't met some proper nutjob lecturers I'd be calling bullshit on that part of your story as well. You're a fantasist, and the saddest part is how small your fantasies are.

Sorry, you don’t trust people. I am not going to post any documents or proof in order to avoid doxxing. Bye bye.

I would never have asked for proof, your lies are far too idiotic to have ever considered that any might exist. The bit I really like is that you don't get quite how bad you are at your lies. Small hint, atrocious.

Lol

Goddamn this is some fresh al dente pasta. Thanks famalam!

Buddy, if you think mods on 8chan have an average IQ of 140, that doesn't say good things about your own.

Thanks for your well thought out and appropriately long-winded post. I know you're getting a lot of heat from this sub, but you have to understand they have been on half rations of drama for days now. They are ravenous for anything.

Well I told most of them to go fuck themselves, not original, but always dramatic.

640/800

Lol retard

The older test was simple, it had two parts. A perfect score was Math 800 English 800. Scoring a relatively high score on both was less common, therefore I got into 98th percentile. Deal with it.

A 1280 in the 80s or 90s is probably about a 1340 (V+M) today. But that score was never in the 99 percentile, champ. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

You are correct. I never claimed the 99th. I was in the top 98%. Go back and check. Mensa accepts scores in the top 2%.

Still not 98%ile. More like high 80s.

Sorry not gonna post any proof with my name on it. Not falling for any doxxing bait. If you really want to know get in your time machine and go back to 1983 and check.

How does using math involve you posting proof?

You scored a 1240 out of 1600, what percentile is that?

If I had just posted a number, most people would have said I was full of shit.

Lol that score is very believable, don’t worry. It just isn’t as impressive as you think it is.

/u/HStark what were your SAT scores? We have a challenger

you sound autistic as fuck you social retard

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Lol holy shit you’re an idiot and think you’re a genius.

And you are an up idiot who does not understand they are an idiot.

+1 because I pray this is some kind of overly elaborated satire and not genuine insanity

So, what you are saying is that you did not understand what I wrote, I see. Damn, my bad, I need to keep reminding myself about the Dunning-Kruger effect. It reminds me that stupid people are confident they know shit, when in fact they don’t know shit.

Is this going to end up on TopMinds?

Of course lol

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Lol you don’t get into Mensa based exclusively on SAT scores.

You DEFINITELY don’t get into Mensa for only scoring 640/800. Whoever told you that was the 98th percentile was pulling your leg lol.

Or you’re lying about all of this. Only read the first couple sentences and can confidently proclaim bullshit.

I really don't give a shit if you don't believe me.
You guys in r/drama, can drop dead.
I don't care if you people are impressed or doubtful.
If any of you do get a 98% score on some IQ test, I don't recommend you join Mensa anyhow. You would not enjoy it. bye bye!!

Ya your story was complete bullshit so ofc I don’t believe you. It’s not hard to believe a person has an IQ of 130 and that’s not all that impressive, but your scores were subpar and SATs absolutely do not grant admission into Mensa -they have their own tests.

it’s sad that you lie on the internet to make yourself feel important. Or, even worse, your mommy told you that 640/800 is really impressive and now you’ve been accepted into a genius society lol

Either way you’re clearly very unintelligent.

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Oh my god its almost exactly like the quote that spawned the name /r/topmindsofreddit , its beautiful

Thanks, I hope you enjoyed all of the post.

If you read the whole thing, you will likely be quoting some idea from it a couple weeks from now, but you will forget where you reddit.

I won't be quoting shit.

Perhaps you have a bad memory.

I'm not familiar with said post, link pls?

Sadly it was 4 years ago and has since been deleted by the mods for making them look like ausitic retards heres the best i can do https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkcopypasta/comments/1t4p4u/look_you_may_be_new_here_but_rconspiracy_is_where/

Even better than I expected, thanks!

Come on this is just cheating. It's literally laughing at retarded people.

Laughing at autistic people is just like laughing at retarded people, thanks.

Sorry, you could not learn anything from my post.

Yes autistic people are barely functioning retards

Thanks, I’ll go tell my sister, who is a G13 federal government employee to be careful about managing the million dollar budget under her supervision because a guy on r/drama told me she might be retarded.

No wait, I won’t do that, instead I’ll tell a useless asshole to fuck off.

Hey you fuck off...

yah nobody who is in the same family as some turbo-sperg that believes Q-Anon is actually real is handling anything important. I'm guessing she collects PBR cans around the trailer park to make spare change recycling

Sorry, no more fucks to give today...

I'm sure humping your anime pillow will boost your spirits

and yet here you are

Correct I don’t moderate 8-Chan.

Oh shit JumbledOne made a decent roast? 2018 really is the year of miracles!

I was a GS12, worked for GS13, they were dumb as shit. This does not make me think highly of your sister.

Nobody said you were autistic, calm down.

Besides, most of the people I know on the spectrum are a hell of a lot brighter than me, and by extension you.

How can someone be at conspiracy sub and be such a sheep. Some one has tinyest amount authority in internet and you start talking like they are gods.

It is very likely that Q is a group of people working together with or through some type of AI.

The thing I wonder about is: you must have been believing in retarded shit like that for literally decades, and it was always different shit. 10 years ago you were just as passionate about Alex Jones' imminent release of the true birth certificate, 20 years ago you were utterly convinced that Al Gore's mother was a female jackal or some shit like that. So I wonder: what happens to your beliefs when they expire? Do you just forget everything?

Which of those have you been believing and arguing for all along? If we go to your first comments on /r/conspiracy, back in 2008, what are we going to see, and what do you think now about your opinions back then?

I don't believe in those conspiracies that were planted in the group in order to discredit anyone who studies conspiracy. I am talking about Flat-Earth. They ignore 200 years of science and common sense.

Conspiracies that have no documentation behind them are also suspect. CIA never talks much about lizard people but they do spend a lot of time covering psychic phenomenon like remote viewing and the psychological technique behind mind-control.

I have always know there was something wrong about JFK and other 1960's assassinations. Also, since I saw Loose Change, I knew the official story of 9-11 was bullshit. UFOs are something I have really opened up to in the past couple years and with recent events, we should see a lot more about them being verified by government sources.

It totally is a group of people working together but not for the outcome I think you are looking for.

some type of AI

wow, such an intelligent insight.

It is not my idea. Look up “Crowd Source The Truth”

Or they're just LARPing

I never thought there would be a Q worse than the one on Star Trek, but here we are.

having triple digit iq

believing in some bored amateur sci-fi writer on 4chan

you can only pick one

Wow this is a hell of a thread in here

This thread has exactly 140 comments [0]. The same as the average IQ of 8chan moderators. Coincidence?

[0] Well, it did, my comment makes 141.