Shaky-voiced cisgender bug-man discusses hate-fucks and memes in attempt to win the forgiveness of internet feminists or something, just listen to this shit.

8  2018-01-22 by SocialistEphebophile

38 comments

Yes. Let's make it easier for everyone to Basque in the glory of my epic faggery.

As long as people distribute this activity across a wide selection of ways out.

You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.

/u/unUSEFUL_idiot come home big boy

Hey u/VPEKD

How does it feel to be such a piece of shit that you have to use social media to bully other people you've never even met in your life?

في مناطق حلوة اقضي وقتي فيها فالأردن البضان ديه عشان رايح هناك اقعد اسبوعين

ALLAHU AKBAR!👳🏾‍♀️💣💥 https://youtu.be/5-2nByd2cr4

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8 hours for you to compose a dot-pixel picture of a tumor? I mean, based on your first comment I pretty much assumed that you really don't have much to keep yourself busy in life, but...

Holy shit.

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i just wanna fuck you in the ass

At least buy me a drink first

that's not how it works

Okay, let me know when you figure out how it works buddy. 👍🏼

He sounds like a pathetic bitch

Yeah, I can take that. In the ass. Like the whiney little bitch that I am. Here's my meme:

http://mercilesstruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pajamaboy.png

I’m just saying that you have no bass in your voice, no confidence. You speak through your nose and sound like a slight wind gust could knock you over. You don’t enunciate well. You do not project. I’m not sure how a person so laughably timid in life could have managed to wrangle a possy of pussies to come after him, hagnificent seven style.

It boggles my fucking mind

Mine too. I know my behavior strikes you as fag tier, but this is a group of people who I care about and I wanted to patch up what I felt was a big misunderstanding about the nature of my character.

They discovered a post I made in a different subreddit which said

"I'd hatefuck the shit outta Tara McCarthy tbh"

They couldn't handle the dank memege. Their ideological worldview clouds there judgment from seeing that as "Smash the patriarchy" tier memes.

So I got a shit storm of trigglypuffs.

Feelsbadman

I appreciate your critique of my character. You're right. I am lacking in many aspects of character and set about seeking validation (more or less) like a blue pilled beta bitch. Welp. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mine too. I know my behavior strikes you as fag tier,

To be clear, it is “fag tier”, but not in the sense of your sexuality. I’m not questioning that, because that is irrelevant. South Park fag, because it takes a high IQ (insert rest of Rick and Morty pasta here).

It strikes me as cowardice. I’ll explain why in a sec, but your emoting about how you care about these people ties in. Remember this part.

They discovered a post I made in a different subreddit which said

"I'd hatefuck the shit outta Tara McCarthy tbh"

They couldn't handle the dank memege. Their ideological worldview clouds there judgment from seeing that as "Smash the patriarchy" tier memes.

So I got a shit storm of trigglypuffs.

So, remember the thing I asked you to remember? You’ve clearly forgotten it, because in your next few sentences to me, you’ve shifted your personality in order to avoid further attack from me. You’ve insulted your “friends” further because they are outside of earshot.

This is not an adequate display of contrition. This demonstrates FORCED contrition, which I know a thing or two about, being the woeful lapsed Catholic bastard I am.

You meant no offense Sorry you got offended Mea culpa Geez, why are you being such a bitch; I SAID SORRY.

Not that I care; I just think you need to make a decision about what and who you are and how you honestly feel BEFORE you either embarrass yourself or before you apologize and embarrass yourself further.

Fag.

I see where you are coming from. You have given me something to reflect on. Thank you.

No worries. To seriouspost for a sec- if you’re in your early twenties, you aren’t alone. So much of our twenties (for a lot of us) is defined by the shit we consume, so it’s not surprising we don’t know ourselves.

Think on who you want to be and what you want to say one way or the other.

I thought about it and I don’t care about offending people anymore. I am a complete and utter asshole, so maybe I’m not a great model.

I forgot to mention my main point: that is to say, you actually have no character. It’s not that you’re bad, or that you’re an asshole, just that you’re not really there at all. And that’s a lot worse.

Hmm... That's a pretty deep analysis and it hits pretty close to home for me. I've had it rough for the past 8 years or so. I am to a certain extent, dead inside.

Again, this sub Reddit is probably the worst place to offer genuine advice, but I’m going to try anyway (I’m considering this my good deed for the decade): you were not a bad person. The fact that you really don’t have a strong moral character is bad and in some ways it is worse, but only if you allow that to continue throughout your life. If you were just bad, that would be pretty shitty. In other words, you have the chance to make a decision to make a change.

I’m not suggesting you go hanging out with leg beards.

If you really feel empty inside, by the way, please go and see a therapist. We joke a lot here about kill yourself this and kill yourself that, but nobody honestly means it. If you genuinely feel empty, there’s no shame in asking for help

This is good general advice. I can vote in favor of you being absolved from any obligation to commit good deeds for a time.

I like you better as an "reality check" tier asshole anyway. It's easier for me to relate to.

Good, I was getting bored anyway. Up and at em.

Holy crap, there's "pajamas" and then there's "oversized Baby-Gro" ffs.

First fucking meme I could find bruh. Yeah I know pajama boy is fucking /#youwish territory. Rub it in more plz

Naah, we're cool brah. One point and laugh is enough. :)

I love you /r/drama, do you consent to some love-making?

"I'd explicitly make sure to consentualy engage with delicately passionate intercourse with the composite group of delicate flowers otherwise referred to as the/drama to ensure that they do not experience any sense of sexual remorse the morning after, and I will check in with them to make sure they had a good time, because I'm a very nice guy."

Good meme.

constantly

This is /#accurate I can accept being memed in this way. Although I think you guys are a bunch of jerks for doing so.

Is it hard to live without a spine?

Yes, very. I suffer from constant chronic pain. Simply getting up in the morning is an act which sometimes requires me to make a heroic effort. The internet is one of the few ways that I can interact with people and pretend momentarily that I lead a normal life in such a way so as to make it worth living. Thank you for your concern. I'm glad kind strangers such as yourself care enough to ask.

Let's make sum memes Bois!

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Mine too. I know my behavior strikes you as fag tier, but this is a group of people who I care about and I wanted to patch up what I felt was a big misunderstanding about the nature of my character.

They discovered a post I made in a different subreddit which said

"I'd hatefuck the shit outta Tara McCarthy tbh"

They couldn't handle the dank memege. Their ideological worldview clouds there judgment from seeing that as "Smash the patriarchy" tier memes.

So I got a shit storm of trigglypuffs.

Feelsbadman

I appreciate your critique of my character. You're right. I am lacking in many aspects of character and set about seeking validation (more or less) like a blue pilled beta bitch. Welp. 🤷🏻‍♂️