But dicks are so cute!! omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
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An analysis of the potential costs and benefits have determined that carrying out your request would result in an estimated bare minimum net deficit of approximately 70 years, with no maximum net deficit. To put things into context, the wealthiest firm made less than 125 years, and the average firm makes only 70-80 years. Implementing your proposal would require reducing the sum of our total income and savings to zero years.
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Anytime you see a woman asserting her humanity and autonomy, there will always be an agent of the patriarchy whose failure to acknowledge agency in their own inadequacy compels them to treat such an idea as the true threat to society and their wellbeing. It’s a delusional game of Marco Polo where they think yelling ‘Polo’ every time you say ‘Marco’ obligates you to play.
Kind of amazing that women like u/vintagejane can only "assert their humanity" by murdering innocent children.
Also fascinating to know that in their paranoia-addled minds they actually believe people are "agents of the patriarchy", it's sad to see what this deranged conspiracy does to people.
The media coverage of the abortion issue often seems to make the assumption that women are more opposed to restrictions on abortion. Polls consistently show the opposite – that women are more likely than men to support a reduction on the abortion limit. In the 2011 YouGov poll 28% of men supported a reduction, 46% of women did.
Your poll is about abortion limits not support for abortion. If you take a look at support for abortion (speak legal in all or most cases), it's split evenly between men and women (75 vs 77%):
The big difference is when abortion should be illegal. 20% of women say the limit should be reduced to less than 20 weeks, whereas only 11% of men say this. But if you take a look at the number that has more to do that most men don't care or know anything about abortion limits. 19% of men had no opinion about until when abortions should be legal or not.
This is also on par with the US. Men and women are split if abortion should be legal (52 vs 49%):
In the Uk 75% of men support legal abortion. 77% of women support legal abortion. I don't see how this is significantly more. What differs are abortion limits.
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, r/drama.... Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, r/drama, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED! And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
that's a surprisingly specific concern you have there friend
when you interact with someone who knows nothing about you, then they launch into an attack with specific fears and concerns that have nothing to do with anything, you're dealing with an immature person who is describing their own problems
so congratulations on telling the world your frustrations
Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is habitually intolerant may constantly accuse other people of being intolerant. It incorporates blame shifting.
According to some research, the projection of one's unconscious qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.
This must be some of that woman comedy I hear so much about. Hilarious stuff. And that sub is definitely 10/10 lulz mastertrollz. Between the incel types and their legbeard counterparts, why are so many people so cringey nowadays? Maybe I am just getting old.
It's amazing how all of these disgusting people are like "abortion is a fundamental right" but the very instant you bring up the topic of financial abortion (also known as a statutory abort) for men who don't want to be parents, suddenly they're all on the "No no that's totally different" bandwagon.
The funny thing is that I believe in abortion rights and would support them under other circumstances, but why on earth would I fight to help somebody who won't help me? If I don't have the right to choose, then at least nobody else is going to have it either.
I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That's just the simple truth. #humanabortion2018
Let's not forget that a fetus isn't a baby but if someone hits a pregnant woman with their car and the fetus is 'killed', that person can be charged with murder or manslaughter. Really makes you 🤔🤔🤔
The talking point in the abortion vs. financial abortion debate always comes down to - “it may not be fair, and that’s biology.”
Amazingly, this “biology” argument only works in favor of women. For example, this is against maternity leave. I mean, sure, leaving your job to raise kids sucks - but these are the cards that are dealt to us. Women have babies and men do not. That’s biology.
But not giving women 3 years maternity leave at 125% their pay is literally woman hating patriarchy
Why are we the only ones who have to refrain from using extremist nutters?
Extremist nutters get shit done.
You see that post on trueoffmychest about being sick of being the bigger man?
I agree, the right gets to be "the ends always justify the means" why can't we? I want to be crazy lefty and spit and shout at right side dickholes who have shouted at me my whole life.
You don't use extremists nutters as much as they use you.
See the classic "hey maybe if we close an eye when it comes to right wing squads they'll keep communists at bay".
Which could cause your entire genitals to rip in half. Imagine if you were forced to have your body ripped apart and perhaps damaged for the rest of your life just because of someone else's views?
First of all /u/pikabb, no the vagina does not tear in half during childbirth. You are not giving birth to a fucking Xenomorph.
Secondly do you really think no woman on Earth actually wants kids?
A lot of things """can""" happen, you fucking cow. You CAN break your collarbone by flopping out of bed like the pig we all know you are. Does that mean that you should just never get out of bed?
For a normal, sane, well-adjusted person? No, it doesn't mean that. But for you? Please never get out of bed again.
Oh, don't go to sleep by the way, you can swallow a spider.
You post in r/drama, you no right to call anyone scum out for literally any reason, you fag.
(((Also, who am I even calling out? Pointing out that you retards are falling for a sign that was obviously meant to incense anti SJWs is not calling anyone out, retard)))
This is like laughing at people that get mad at some retard sitting nigger to everyone and pretending the person shouting nigger is the normal person in the equation.
I know everyone is going to think this is violent and morbid but I think it's just as terrible and to force a woman to go through pregnancy and childbirth. The point is: the only thing you can control is your own body.
just as terrible and to force a woman to go through pregnancy and childbirth
Yeah man, pregnancy and childbirth is literally the worst thing in the entire fucking world. I mean hello? How do you not know this?
For all of human history, every pregnancy, every birth is an unspeakable atrocity against womankind. No woman has EVER wanted to have a kid! There is no biological incentive for birth, and no reason our species might have oriented ourselves around it for as long as recorded history!
Well, sex reassignment surgery is a pretty decent contraceptive, if a bit on the expensive side... it's 100% effective though, so you can't argue with those results! Turns out trans women have been preventing abortions for a while now, I wonder why the far right still doesn't like us... you'd think that would be right up their alley! ;)
Thank you for becoming infertile. I am appreciate your efforts on converting people into becoming a tranny but people that bitter aren't getting laid anyway.
Technology has advanced to the point where the human penis is no longer needed. Leaving the penis on the human male only puts him at risk of penile cancer and is also a major weakness that can cause him to be killed in a fight if the penis is injured and he is in too much pain from the attack to fight back. By removing the penis, we will have removed a major weakness in the human male that will make him stronger overall. As for reproduction the human penis is also obsolete. With in-vitro fertilization we can impregnate females using a massive supply of sperm donations. Limiting reproduction to in-vitro fertilization methods also protects against unplanned pregnancy especially in teens by ensuring everyone who does get pregnant wanted to be pregnant. Why else go through in-vitro fertilization if you did not want a child? As for the hormones the genitals usually created in men that helped with growth, We can just give all men hormone therapy and they will still grow and develop normally. Peeing will not be a problem either as we can just put a hole someone instead and that should work I guess. Even with all this, I would like to hear the other side who still feels the human penis is needed. What are your thoughts and how would you defend the existence of the human penis? What do you think keeps it from being irrelevant like the appendix? I'd be willing to change my mind if I heard a good argument. Thanks..
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-22
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1 fuckyourcontext 2018-01-22
I don't see a problem with it
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
But dicks are so cute!! omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
1 AzizAnsariIsAFuckboy 2018-01-22
I liked it when my ex went off her meds.
It’s a pity about that date with Grace.
1 VenomousLavender 2018-01-22
kill yourself
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-22
pls no bully
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Dear Mr./Mrs./Ms. u/Standard12,
Thank you for taking the opportunity to contact u/T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy.
Your suggestion was received on 22nd January 2018, and subsequently thoroughly reviewed and carefully considered by our staff. However, we regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your request for me to kill myself.
Yearly, u/T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy receives many suggestions from all over the globe. While any suggestions are appreciated, we did not feel that your suggestion would be an appropriate fit for our limited roster of approved proposals.
An analysis of the potential costs and benefits have determined that carrying out your request would result in an estimated bare minimum net deficit of approximately 70 years, with no maximum net deficit. To put things into context, the wealthiest firm made less than 125 years, and the average firm makes only 70-80 years. Implementing your proposal would require reducing the sum of our total income and savings to zero years.
Please do not hesitate to contact me again should you have any cost-effective suggestions.
Regards,
u/T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy
1 Standard12 2018-01-22
You didn't even change your form letter. Fucking rank amateur.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Oh fuck lol. My bad!
1 nmx179 2018-01-22
Kind of amazing that women like u/vintagejane can only "assert their humanity" by murdering innocent children.
Also fascinating to know that in their paranoia-addled minds they actually believe people are "agents of the patriarchy", it's sad to see what this deranged conspiracy does to people.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-01-22
Hey /u/vintagejane, you do know a higher percentage of women oppose abortion than men.
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/archives/6253
Granted, this is Britain, but still.
"""""Patriarchy""""" my arse.
1 japsock 2018-01-22
of course she wouldn't know that, facts are REEEEEvil
1 The_SaltLife 2018-01-22
/r/REEEEEE
1 Think_Once 2018-01-22
Your poll is about abortion limits not support for abortion. If you take a look at support for abortion (speak legal in all or most cases), it's split evenly between men and women (75 vs 77%):
http://cdn.yougov.com/today_uk_import/yg-archives-yougov-abortions-060911.pdf
The big difference is when abortion should be illegal. 20% of women say the limit should be reduced to less than 20 weeks, whereas only 11% of men say this. But if you take a look at the number that has more to do that most men don't care or know anything about abortion limits. 19% of men had no opinion about until when abortions should be legal or not.
This is also on par with the US. Men and women are split if abortion should be legal (52 vs 49%):
http://people.oregonstate.edu/~hammerr/soc316/Education_Gender_and_Abortion.pdf
And they are also split evenly on limits:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-strong-support-for-abortion-rights/
1 die_rattin 2018-01-22
So basically in every case men support legal and/or less restricted abortion as much or significantly more than women. Which is exactly what he said.
1 Think_Once 2018-01-22
No.
In the Uk 75% of men support legal abortion. 77% of women support legal abortion. I don't see how this is significantly more. What differs are abortion limits.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-01-22
Fair enough, looks like she didn't take the bait anyway.
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-22
We're talking about humans here, not Brits
1 3134552767 2018-01-22
lmao
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-22
MLK really did us a solid on that one, instant civil-rights-leader-approved purity spiral.
1 XovNielkArze 2018-01-22
-MLK
1 Greg_the_Goose 2018-01-22
-MLK
1 pm_me_jumbo_jets 2018-01-22
Let me guess: that IgnoDomini person or whatever they’re called who occasionally shows up here?
1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2018-01-22
Literally one of the worst posters on SRD.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-01-22
Rape jokes are funny after all
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, r/drama.... Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, r/drama, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED! And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
1 Datadagger 2018-01-22
This is spicy, got a source for this?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Sauce
1 Datadagger 2018-01-22
Thanks babe
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-22
wew
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
And how!
1 Talonek 2018-01-22
What the fuck have you done
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-01-22
Why not just sew their vaginas shut? That seems to work for Africa
1 [deleted] 2018-01-22
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1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-22
Stop kinkshaming infibulation fetishists pls
1 OniTan 2018-01-22
Cut the wall and give them a vaganus.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-22
Neologistic portmanteau not needed, it's called a cloaca
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-22
https://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/?id=104
Also
1 windowsphoneshill 2018-01-22
Sewing orifices shut is approved by the Method Man himself
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-22
So does /u/thehumble_1 not think Brock Turner was a rapists then?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
that's a surprisingly specific concern you have there friend
when you interact with someone who knows nothing about you, then they launch into an attack with specific fears and concerns that have nothing to do with anything, you're dealing with an immature person who is describing their own problems
so congratulations on telling the world your frustrations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
good luck to you dude, you need some growth. try talking to people honestly
1 WikiTextBot 2018-01-22
Psychological projection
Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is habitually intolerant may constantly accuse other people of being intolerant. It incorporates blame shifting.
According to some research, the projection of one's unconscious qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.
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1 Talonek 2018-01-22
Wait, who you talking too?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome. I think that's very clear, all things considered.
1 shallowm 2018-01-22
It's pasta.
1 McShooterJr 2018-01-22
ooooo how very Meta. I like it.
1 thehumble_1 2018-01-22
Didn't know he had removed his penis. I mean 70% of the time it works 100% of the time.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-22
Well seeing as they never used it, like some other rapists, it appears having or not having one would be inconsequential in hindering their crimes.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-22
This must be some of that woman comedy I hear so much about. Hilarious stuff. And that sub is definitely 10/10 lulz mastertrollz. Between the incel types and their legbeard counterparts, why are so many people so cringey nowadays? Maybe I am just getting old.
1 Fletch71011 2018-01-22
TrollX is quickly becoming my favorite sub on this site. I'm just addicted to the outrage.
1 RROE2011 2018-01-22
That's funny cause that's why I come here.
1 giroth 2018-01-22
We deal in crypto-outrage here though
1 rudest 2018-01-22
(((🤔)))
1 Yiin 2018-01-22
There is nothing cryptic about my rage.
I just have trouble expressing it.
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-01-22
Don't like. You come here for bussy pics just like everyone else.
1 RROE2011 2018-01-22
Excuse me? I have my very own bussy thank you.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-01-22
Provide proof
1 RROE2011 2018-01-22
Proof.
No butt for real. I am a mentally ill transgendered so all I got is a bussy.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-01-22
> mentaly ill
> not posting lewd photos online
😤
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-01-22
nobody likes an autophiliac. share the love
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-22
!redditbussy
1 reddit-x-bot 2018-01-22
Here's your Reddit Bussy, RROE2011!
/u/RROE2011 has received bussy 1 time. (given by /u/VidiotGamer) info
1 shitsfuckedupalot 2018-01-22
Deviation from the mean. Everythings already been said so much that all thats original is the mad thoughts most self respecting people are ashamed of.
1 bjt23 2018-01-22
Never leave house+curated information bubble=you turn into a nutter.
1 wolfdreams01 2018-01-22
It's amazing how all of these disgusting people are like "abortion is a fundamental right" but the very instant you bring up the topic of financial abortion (also known as a statutory abort) for men who don't want to be parents, suddenly they're all on the "No no that's totally different" bandwagon.
The funny thing is that I believe in abortion rights and would support them under other circumstances, but why on earth would I fight to help somebody who won't help me? If I don't have the right to choose, then at least nobody else is going to have it either.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That's just the simple truth. #humanabortion2018
1 snallygaster 2018-01-22
FINALLY someone who understands me!
1 Eskain 2018-01-22
cut off my genitals mommy 😫😫 😍😍
1 snallygaster 2018-01-22
✂️🍆😊
1 Eskain 2018-01-22
please shove your stiletto heels up my cut off dicks urethra while telling me i'll never be a man like my dad 🍆🍆💦 💦
1 BabyZiggles 2018-01-22
Oh.
1 sooth_ 2018-01-22
you are now a mod of /r/childfree
1 shallowm 2018-01-22
This, but unironically.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-22
I am pro-helicopter. Just leftists need to be eradicated.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-01-22
The weakest agenda post I've ever seen smdh
1 churm92 2018-01-22
http://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051421f64a27d1845617a5e102f53d68b9083.jpg?v=3
This but unironically
1 HailSanta2512 2018-01-22
Let's not forget that a fetus isn't a baby but if someone hits a pregnant woman with their car and the fetus is 'killed', that person can be charged with murder or manslaughter. Really makes you 🤔🤔🤔
1 ModsMicroPeen 2018-01-22
The talking point in the abortion vs. financial abortion debate always comes down to - “it may not be fair, and that’s biology.”
Amazingly, this “biology” argument only works in favor of women. For example, this is against maternity leave. I mean, sure, leaving your job to raise kids sucks - but these are the cards that are dealt to us. Women have babies and men do not. That’s biology.
But not giving women 3 years maternity leave at 125% their pay is literally woman hating patriarchy
1 Invalid_Target 2018-01-22
Feminists in general don't grasp the concept of "flawed allies".
People they disagree with on certain issues, but are useful in certain fights.
They think if you have one view that doesn't align with them that you are basically their version of an SP (suppressive person) from scientology.
1 srddog 2018-01-22
This is also true if you misinterpret "flawed allies" to mean extremist nutters that hurt your cause.
1 Invalid_Target 2018-01-22
Why are we the only ones who have to refrain from using extremist nutters?
Extremist nutters get shit done.
You see that post on trueoffmychest about being sick of being the bigger man?
I agree, the right gets to be "the ends always justify the means" why can't we? I want to be crazy lefty and spit and shout at right side dickholes who have shouted at me my whole life.
Being a little bitch has never fixed anything
1 UIKKx20 2018-01-22
Link!
1 Invalid_Target 2018-01-22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/7s1e8t/fuck_be_the_bigger_person/
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-01-22
You don't use extremists nutters as much as they use you.
See the classic "hey maybe if we close an eye when it comes to right wing squads they'll keep communists at bay".
1 RROE2011 2018-01-22
Who? Who is against that? Do you really think that is the majority of pro-choice women?
Straw man.
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-22
I'm against that, I don't want my taxes to go up to pay for Chad's crotchspawn!1!
But unironically, let's not.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-01-22
Why do you hate women?
1 wolfdreams01 2018-01-22
Don't be silly; the people on TrollX do not in any way qualify as women. That's like saying bread mold is the same thing as bread.
1 Rimjobs4Christ 2018-01-22
When will proud alt-righters realize that women have and always been the real scheming jews all along. Think about it.
Time to take the final redpill and realize who your real masters are. Time for men to go their own way with other men.
1 nevursaynevur 2018-01-22
Lol, trollxers gave 2000+ karma to a r/drama regular.
1 MG87 2018-01-22
First of all /u/pikabb, no the vagina does not tear in half during childbirth. You are not giving birth to a fucking Xenomorph.
Secondly do you really think no woman on Earth actually wants kids?
1 pikabb 2018-01-22
Yes it can.
When did I say otherwise? This is about being forced to (by restricting access to medical procedures).
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-22
I think all medical procedures shoyld be restricted only to those make atleast 250k a year
1 WereCarrot 2018-01-22
A lot of things """can""" happen, you fucking cow. You CAN break your collarbone by flopping out of bed like the pig we all know you are. Does that mean that you should just never get out of bed?
For a normal, sane, well-adjusted person? No, it doesn't mean that. But for you? Please never get out of bed again.
Oh, don't go to sleep by the way, you can swallow a spider.
1 ModsMicroPeen 2018-01-22
Good points.
1 pikabb 2018-01-22
Please keep your emotions down, you're not being logical. Name calling is for 9 year olds.
1 WereCarrot 2018-01-22
Sorry, I'll try and get my diatribes peer-reviewed from now on.
1 OnionBits 2018-01-22
Holy shit I spit out all of my salad because of laughter.
10/10
1 bigblackkittie 2018-01-22
oh my god
1 aqouta 2018-01-22
You know the option of not having sex is on the table.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-22
Don't be silly! "If you didn't want a baby you should have kept it in your pants" is only for men.
1 nanonan 2018-01-22
Who forced them to fuck in the first place?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Shit! Just remembered that I haven't visited r/HFY since forever lol.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-22
She's probably referring to an episiotomy.
I knew a girl who refused to have her episiotomy stitched back up because she hated her husband, lol. Good times.
1 Irrel_M 2018-01-22
How does that even work?
🤔
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-22
Something about how making pussies tighter was male privilege or some insane shit.
This was before SJWs, so she was just a hippie chick that really hated her husband.
1 ModsMicroPeen 2018-01-22
/u/pikabb's account deleted!!!!
WE DID IT REDDIT!
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-01-22
Low tier SJW bait and all you fucking incels fall for it. ffs what has r/drama come to
1 WereCarrot 2018-01-22
You post in /r/DestinyTheGame, you have no right to call anyone out for literally any reason, you scum.
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-01-22
You post in r/drama, you no right to call anyone scum out for literally any reason, you fag.
(((Also, who am I even calling out? Pointing out that you retards are falling for a sign that was obviously meant to incense anti SJWs is not calling anyone out, retard)))
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-22
This is like laughing at people that get mad at some retard sitting nigger to everyone and pretending the person shouting nigger is the normal person in the equation.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-01-22
If I make a "kill all kikes, race war now" sign, the logical reaction is NOT to think my only goal was to piss off anti-racist activists.
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-01-22
Obviously because you are an actual Nazi
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-01-22
Grammer Nazi, ty
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-22
you can't really troll post history in /r/drama..........
1 WereCarrot 2018-01-22
Yeah? You sure about that hon? Hello? I just did? Hello?
1 SnackBier 2018-01-22
wat?
1 WereCarrot 2018-01-22
Yeah man, pregnancy and childbirth is literally the worst thing in the entire fucking world. I mean hello? How do you not know this?
For all of human history, every pregnancy, every birth is an unspeakable atrocity against womankind. No woman has EVER wanted to have a kid! There is no biological incentive for birth, and no reason our species might have oriented ourselves around it for as long as recorded history!
1 point_shaver 2018-01-22
And these people have the nerve to judge Dave Chapelle.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-22
Thank you for becoming infertile. I am appreciate your efforts on converting people into becoming a tranny but people that bitter aren't getting laid anyway.
1 looking_4_a_new_name 2018-01-22
Lol well it looks like someone doesn't understand sarcasm ;)
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-22
So it was just pointless rambling to let everyone know you are trans and to make it about you.
Who could see that coming?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-22
/r/traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-22
Keep Your Fetus Safe
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-22
Technology has advanced to the point where the human penis is no longer needed. Leaving the penis on the human male only puts him at risk of penile cancer and is also a major weakness that can cause him to be killed in a fight if the penis is injured and he is in too much pain from the attack to fight back. By removing the penis, we will have removed a major weakness in the human male that will make him stronger overall. As for reproduction the human penis is also obsolete. With in-vitro fertilization we can impregnate females using a massive supply of sperm donations. Limiting reproduction to in-vitro fertilization methods also protects against unplanned pregnancy especially in teens by ensuring everyone who does get pregnant wanted to be pregnant. Why else go through in-vitro fertilization if you did not want a child? As for the hormones the genitals usually created in men that helped with growth, We can just give all men hormone therapy and they will still grow and develop normally. Peeing will not be a problem either as we can just put a hole someone instead and that should work I guess. Even with all this, I would like to hear the other side who still feels the human penis is needed. What are your thoughts and how would you defend the existence of the human penis? What do you think keeps it from being irrelevant like the appendix? I'd be willing to change my mind if I heard a good argument. Thanks..
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-22
Amen 🙇
1 Rubitinwhydontyou 2018-01-22
Like all other signs that day, it was dumped on the street for a male sanitation worker to pick up.
Guuuuuuurrlllll power!!!!!!!!
1 maxiaveli 2018-01-22
I'm in favour of chopping off penii, but only because I'm trans and I want one.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-22
"Penes", you fucking illiterate. When the singular is "penius" we'll get around to discussing whether the plural should be "penii".
(There should be a macron over the second "e" but who's got the time?)