I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Holy fuck do people care too much about genetically steroid modified freaks play with a fucking ball. It doesn't fucking matter unless they take a knee.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-22
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
I should hope so! Cleveland steamers aren't for everyone!
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ridKGjofc
1 KiaIsTotallySexist 2018-01-22
Isn't top mod /u/snallygaster a philly fan?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
It would make sense.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-22
It explains why she's so angry and violent
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-22
Don't forget the sex in public.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-22
HELL YEAH I AM
They've been awful for the past few years, tho.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-22
Just become a Seahawks fan. The colors and mascots are similar. Plus they're a pretty good team!
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-01-22
You forgot your :^)
1 [deleted] 2018-01-22
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1 freet0 2018-01-22
I knew you were a 16 year old boy
1 menvaren 2018-01-22
They're going to get spanked like the Cavs did.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-22
FUCK YOU
1 menvaren 2018-01-22
Harsh words from a chick who gave James Franco a rim job.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-01-22
I swear snally, if your boys don't beat the Patriots, I don't know what I'll do.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
I expect the whole east coast to go up in flames if they Eagles lose, which they will because Brady is a cheater.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-01-22
That would explain that time she whipped a battery at my head.
1 OniTan 2018-01-22
Why is it that white people can't control themselves? They're barely above animals.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
If they could, we wouldn't have this sub to enjoy.
1 _Belch_ 2018-01-22
White people have to be piss drunk to act like sober blacks.
1 xhabeascorpusx 2018-01-22
Holy fuck do people care too much about genetically modified aberstions play with a fucking ball.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
1 AsukaRyou 2018-01-22
Why must you type like a neckbeard
1 poopsathouseparties 2018-01-22
tbh you type like a fag too
1 AsukaRyou 2018-01-22
Fag =/= neckbeard, sweaty :)
1 Buy_ 2018-01-22
I always notice it's the least fit fat faggots taking sports seriously
1 SEmpls 2018-01-22
Lol one of the comments “don’t you guys have a jail at your stadium?”
1 missmurrr 2018-01-22
sadly they do, and a secret tunnel so that the visiting team can get to their hotel safely.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-22
They even got a judge
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-22
Go ahead and show me where the jail is at the Linc.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-22
Awww, just looked it up. No jail at the new stadium.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-01-22
I like how he slowly came around comment by comment to realizing that Philly is a shithole and the people should probably be gassed lol
1 EasySchmitty 2018-01-22
The absolute state of Filthadelphia. Vikangz should have won.
1 shitsfuckedupalot 2018-01-22
Carson would not approve of this unchristian behavior.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-01-22
Philly fans in a nutshell
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-22
Philly fans are like the gypsies of NFL
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2018-01-22
SMH fragile whitey can't handle Philly
1 mr_almeida 2018-01-22
I still have a little burn mark from when a homemade firework hit me during the 2008 World Series celebrations of peace that I wear with pride
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
There is only one real team and that is the Denver Broncos.
1 Velvet_Llama 2018-01-22
This thread is now about typical Philly fan behavior
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-22
That's a new level! Thanks for adding to the discussion!
1 Talonek 2018-01-22
The best thing about esports is the sports scene can't go anywhere but down.