Results of the Interdimensional Federation of Damorite-Human Congruence 2018 Elections

22  2018-01-23 by Starship_Litterbox_B

-Initiative B.1: Promotion of u/Ed_ButteredToast to Divine Chancellor of Bussified Flex. PASSED

-Initiative C.66: Promotion of all Mayoed Beings to piles of ash. PASSED

-Initiative Ark.ansas: Allocate funds to Bill Clinton Death Squads for the removal of the mayo occupation. PASSED

-Statute B.9: Bussy. Bussy bussy bussy. PASSED

I'm currently en route to Ghabirro'tzok 44.B and cannot drop out of Syr-Er Warpline so all messages must be limited to 54 Kerogs bandwidth. I will, however, return to expand upon the future of this sub and how these changes will affect you all. Damore Be With You

Signed,

Captain Starship T. Litterbox of the Starship Litterbox-NCC-1701-B

9 comments

1  shallowm 2018-01-23

related /r/drama thread

1  nanonan 2018-01-23

Well that link was certainly worth clicking.

1  zergling_Lester 2018-01-23

Snappy's doublepost sent legit chills down my spine!

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-23

I'm lodging a protest as there was not a sufficient public comment window

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-01-23

Duly noted. The election was held according to the bylaws though, so it's going to have to be discussed at the next meeting. Keep checking back on r/drama for any developments.

1  Redactor0 2018-01-23

So what happened? A serial killer got to you, right?

Promotion of all Mayoed Beings to piles of ash.

I'd prefer piles of salt.

What are you opinions on Q? Is he real, or are you the only true prophet on the internet these days?

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-01-23

Q is not what you think it is. I can't say any more.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-23

Wtf is this

1  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-01-23

Exactly