Yeah, it's weird. Here are the rumors floating around, according to a poster in the linked thread:
Rumor #1: Someone posted cp on /v/, thread go tmoved to /b/ by mods but not deleted. That's when image posting went down for unknown reasons
Rumor #2: image posting was disabled because someone posted pics of an alien on /x/
Rumor #3: Someone is ddosing sys.4chan.org
Rumor #4: Hiro is doing this to make money somehow
Rumor #5: Hiro is flat broke and din't pay the bills
Rumor #6: mods didn't know about this until hours after the fact and didn't know how to contact anyone who could do anything
And there's the usual /pol/ conspiracy theories about the FBI and shit. What's probably most likely is that someone fucked up the website while tinkering with it, Hiroshimoot ran out of money, or Hiroshimoot's going to use the happening as an excuse to beg for more money he doesn't need. But who knows.
Iknow a bar out in MarsWhere they driving spaceships instead of carsCop a Prada space suit about the starsGetting stupid high straight up out the jarsPockets on Shrek, rockets on deckTell me what's next? Alien sex
You don't browse 4chan. I've seen CP posted on /v/ several times over the last three years. It's usually only in porn threads that the mods take forever to take down because they're secretly jerkin it.
Let me introduce myself. I am the leader of my network of hackers from my school. I am Corr0derX, we have been going on 4chan for a long time and we know the way it works. I have successfully made OC, countless "epic" threads that has spreaded all over this board. We at our school know how your community works, and have manipulated it many times.
Were going to tear 4chan from the inside out. We have also ddosed 4chan yesterday and knocked the servers out, the 502 errors? came from us, the image 404's came from us. Do not underestimate us, we are the true hackers of the intenret.
Let's face it, memes are the last legitimate form of artistic expression there is. When you want to convey a thought, opinion, story, joke, or whatever, the meme is the way to do it. you can never go wrong with a meme. It is pretty much perfect for any situation. I get hated on a lot for my use of memes to distribute my ideas on reddit but I feel that hate is unjust. Just because kids these days only care about movies and video games and music doesnt mean they can spew hatred for real art like memes. I think meme ignorance is one of the main issues facing reddit today and I think the problem needs to be addressed directly by the reddit mods/staff.
heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on r/drama by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't r/subredditDrama, kid. This is r/drama. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Is this some sort of meme? Well, I didn't understand it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Look, I'm not angry over being excluded (although others may be). I'm just disappointed that you had an opportunity to make a joke, and you squandered it by using a reference that not everyone in your audience understands. My improv teacher said the most important thing is to know your audience; you might want to take that into consideration when you make your next comment.
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
More meaningless rambling from some unibrowed mongoloid who somehow takes this game too seriously even while completely sucking dick at it. The reason I'm like #7 on the leaderboard now is because I take breaks from this game for weeks or months at a time and still only a handful of people with triple my hours played have caught up. I pick it up for a couple hours when I get off work and I take a steaming shit on the faces of butthurt kids like you with little to no effort and then I turn it off. It's a joke. You tell yourself you're good because you use whatever weapon when the simple reality is you know you'll never be the player who will have an actual effect on the outcome of a game, so you play little games of your own like "hehe dis gun is so hard I'm gonna challenge myself!" Meanwhile the reason I hardly play anymore is because the closest I get to a challenge in this game is wiping squads full of drooling retards like yourself and trying to plant the objectives before they all ragequit.
You conjure these images of neckbeards who play this game 24/7 every time somebody is fisting you (which is often I'm certain) when really its just normal people, casually wiping their ass with your face because its so damn easy. My fun here comes from strategy and playing the objective and working towards the win, as the game was intended. Your fun in this game comes from "herp derp wow I got a kill with this uber pro gun!" while you lose over and over again. That's fine if that's what you enjoy but it's hilarious that you've convinced yourself it means you're a "best player" and anybody who tries to actually play the game is a douche. You're a small drop in a sea of morons who think the same way and get assraped every round the same way, and you've all got a pocket full of excuses for why players with two brain cells to rub together stomp the shit out of you time and time again. If you're ever interested in confronting your state of denial then try running Hellreigel a while and watch as literally nothing changes because you still suck ass.
I'll do you a favor and let you have the last word since it sounds like telling yourself you won an argument on the BF1 subreddit is the closest you'll ever get to actually accomplishing something in this easy ass game. Stay mad and stay bad kiddo
jesys christ you and I are old as fuck. Want to get pity-married in 5 years just so our perpetually disappointed respective parents don't think we're closet homos?
First, make sure there are a large amount of important political figures in your area, next steal a Porsche and a couple of AK-47s, some rope, a cinder block, and a parachute. Drive up to said gathering of important political figures and shoot your Aks in the air, this is to make sure you get on the news, next jump into your car and speed off, make sure the top is down. As you're speeding down the highway, make sure you put on the parachute, next, tie a noose and attach one end to your neck, and the other end to the steering wheel. place cinder block on the gas, and pull the sting for the parachute....boom, you've just hung yourself in the most badass way on national television.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-23
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1 siskonaut 2018-01-23
At least animeposters are muzzled for a while.
1 mindblues 2018-01-23
Implying they won't just ASCII art like what was on 4chan's old text boards.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-23
fuck 10k limits, no ascii anime tiddys for you
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-23
and here's why
it was this thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/157578483/#157579743
Here are some images from it:
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/57/1478576320617.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1502/05/1502058119611.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/54/1478544190628.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/47/1478475915334.png
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1481/20/1481201243280.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1516/59/1516592171544.jpg
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-01-23
Yo cool and all but if you just link images without telling me what to think I'm lost
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-23
pizzagate dumps
1 The_GASK 2018-01-23
Are there any non-screenshot links of the basement pictures?
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-23
It's time for some well-armed person to visit that vile place in person, I think.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-23
Didn't some autist do that already?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-23
But only one shot was fired and it was directly into the hard drive of the computer in the back office. That's totally normal right?
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-23
Police report does actually say more than one shot fired, but yes, the computer was kill
1 shallowm 2018-01-23
lol
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-23
Actually it was because President Trump's administration finally released The Memo on /pol/ and now ShariaBlue is trying to suppress the truth.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-23
No they'll just go back to /r/anime_irl.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
That's weird because they were working just fine a few hours ago.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-23
Yeah, it's weird. Here are the rumors floating around, according to a poster in the linked thread:
Rumor #1: Someone posted cp on /v/, thread go tmoved to /b/ by mods but not deleted. That's when image posting went down for unknown reasons
Rumor #2: image posting was disabled because someone posted pics of an alien on /x/
Rumor #3: Someone is ddosing sys.4chan.org
Rumor #4: Hiro is doing this to make money somehow
Rumor #5: Hiro is flat broke and din't pay the bills
Rumor #6: mods didn't know about this until hours after the fact and didn't know how to contact anyone who could do anything
And there's the usual /pol/ conspiracy theories about the FBI and shit. What's probably most likely is that someone fucked up the website while tinkering with it, Hiroshimoot ran out of money, or Hiroshimoot's going to use the happening as an excuse to beg for more money he doesn't need. But who knows.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-01-23
The alien one is definitely the reason.
1 snallygaster 2018-01-23
One can only hope.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
The UFOs π½π«π½ have finally cum π¦ππ©π send this to 10 alien daddys ππππ if you get none β back ππ π you a lonely galactic hoe πͺπͺ get five back βοΈyou a Super Star Slutππ«β¨π₯ get 10 backβοΈβοΈyou a super space freak π¦π½π½π¦π« happy fucking π―π get that alien π½ cock πππ©π
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-23
Iknow a bar out in MarsWhere they driving spaceships instead of carsCop a Prada space suit about the starsGetting stupid high straight up out the jarsPockets on Shrek, rockets on deckTell me what's next? Alien sex
1 tcfb 2018-01-23
delet this
1 Redactor0 2018-01-23
It's gonna be the real footage of the alien autopsy this time!
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-23
its the alien one, βββtheyβββ do not want us to know of βββtheirβββ existence yet
1 MG87 2018-01-23
Well, is that really a shock?
1 JakeTehNub 2018-01-23
It's not /b/ so yeah kind of
1 MisterHundred 2018-01-23
You don't browse 4chan. I've seen CP posted on /v/ several times over the last three years. It's usually only in porn threads that the mods take forever to take down because they're secretly jerkin it.
1 Metatron58 2018-01-23
there's nothing new about people trying to get away with posting CP on 4chan so that seems pretty unlikely as a reason for it going down.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-23
Nah, it was this thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/157578483/#157579743
Here are some images from it:
1 nkorth 2018-01-23
#7: one of the mac minis finally died
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2018-01-23
That's generally how things are when things go down, yes.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
οΈΆοΈΏοΈΆ
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-01-23
4chinz is finally dead.
Rejoice!
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
Let me introduce myself. I am the leader of my network of hackers from my school. I am Corr0derX, we have been going on 4chan for a long time and we know the way it works. I have successfully made OC, countless "epic" threads that has spreaded all over this board. We at our school know how your community works, and have manipulated it many times.
Were going to tear 4chan from the inside out. We have also ddosed 4chan yesterday and knocked the servers out, the 502 errors? came from us, the image 404's came from us. Do not underestimate us, we are the true hackers of the intenret.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-01-23
And that you've hacked not only my bussy but my heart.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
πYaay!ππ
1 Sophistrycated 2018-01-23
Ed, do you type these yourself? Where the fuck do you find all this shit.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
Let's face it, memes are the last legitimate form of artistic expression there is. When you want to convey a thought, opinion, story, joke, or whatever, the meme is the way to do it. you can never go wrong with a meme. It is pretty much perfect for any situation. I get hated on a lot for my use of memes to distribute my ideas on reddit but I feel that hate is unjust. Just because kids these days only care about movies and video games and music doesnt mean they can spew hatred for real art like memes. I think meme ignorance is one of the main issues facing reddit today and I think the problem needs to be addressed directly by the reddit mods/staff.
1 Gottagetgot 2018-01-23
heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on r/drama by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't r/subredditDrama, kid. This is r/drama. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
Is this some sort of meme? Well, I didn't understand it, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Look, I'm not angry over being excluded (although others may be). I'm just disappointed that you had an opportunity to make a joke, and you squandered it by using a reference that not everyone in your audience understands. My improv teacher said the most important thing is to know your audience; you might want to take that into consideration when you make your next comment.
For now, enjoy your down vote. You've earned it.
1 Gottagetgot 2018-01-23
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
1 HagenKopter 2018-01-23
Nice Pasta mein dude.
1 grotesquecel 2018-01-23
More meaningless rambling from some unibrowed mongoloid who somehow takes this game too seriously even while completely sucking dick at it. The reason I'm like #7 on the leaderboard now is because I take breaks from this game for weeks or months at a time and still only a handful of people with triple my hours played have caught up. I pick it up for a couple hours when I get off work and I take a steaming shit on the faces of butthurt kids like you with little to no effort and then I turn it off. It's a joke. You tell yourself you're good because you use whatever weapon when the simple reality is you know you'll never be the player who will have an actual effect on the outcome of a game, so you play little games of your own like "hehe dis gun is so hard I'm gonna challenge myself!" Meanwhile the reason I hardly play anymore is because the closest I get to a challenge in this game is wiping squads full of drooling retards like yourself and trying to plant the objectives before they all ragequit.
You conjure these images of neckbeards who play this game 24/7 every time somebody is fisting you (which is often I'm certain) when really its just normal people, casually wiping their ass with your face because its so damn easy. My fun here comes from strategy and playing the objective and working towards the win, as the game was intended. Your fun in this game comes from "herp derp wow I got a kill with this uber pro gun!" while you lose over and over again. That's fine if that's what you enjoy but it's hilarious that you've convinced yourself it means you're a "best player" and anybody who tries to actually play the game is a douche. You're a small drop in a sea of morons who think the same way and get assraped every round the same way, and you've all got a pocket full of excuses for why players with two brain cells to rub together stomp the shit out of you time and time again. If you're ever interested in confronting your state of denial then try running Hellreigel a while and watch as literally nothing changes because you still suck ass.
I'll do you a favor and let you have the last word since it sounds like telling yourself you won an argument on the BF1 subreddit is the closest you'll ever get to actually accomplishing something in this easy ass game. Stay mad and stay bad kiddo
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-01-23
8chan had this issue for nearly a year and we went through it. then these limp dicks lose it after a day. guess that's why it's halfchan π
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-23
proudly proclaiming you're a full-autist
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-01-23
I'll have u know I only scored a 38 out of 50 on an August test thanks you very much.
1 Gothmog26 2018-01-23
Stop downvoting the lolcows
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-23
time to kill myself :^(
1 snallygaster 2018-01-23
Or you could join the thriving textboard community! π€©π #bringbackanontalk #justice4kimmo
1 snallygaster 2018-01-23
Or you could join the thriving textboard community! Or find Kimmo and demand he revive AnonTalk. #justice4kimmo
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-23
jesys christ you and I are old as fuck. Want to get pity-married in 5 years just so our perpetually disappointed respective parents don't think we're closet homos?
1 snallygaster 2018-01-23
Kimmo wasn't that long ago, right? I heard tell that he's a hardcore white nationalist as of late, unsurprisingly.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-23
anontalk spam was in 2008-2009. Capthca was mostly enabled because of him
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-01-23
I'm already one foot in the grave I guess
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-23
Aww.
1 mindblues 2018-01-23
Is Kimmo still an autist pedo pedant?
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-23
fuck, that pedo is still alive? I was hoping he'd neck himself
1 mr_almeida 2018-01-23
But the only reason I go to 4chan is to post images in "post your rare merchants" threads on pol.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
First, make sure there are a large amount of important political figures in your area, next steal a Porsche and a couple of AK-47s, some rope, a cinder block, and a parachute. Drive up to said gathering of important political figures and shoot your Aks in the air, this is to make sure you get on the news, next jump into your car and speed off, make sure the top is down. As you're speeding down the highway, make sure you put on the parachute, next, tie a noose and attach one end to your neck, and the other end to the steering wheel. place cinder block on the gas, and pull the sting for the parachute....boom, you've just hung yourself in the most badass way on national television.
1 OnionBits 2018-01-23
This, but unironically.
No but really, it's incredibly depressing how much I've come to actually care about a Tibetan knitting forum. Plz tell notch to buy it
1 dongas420 2018-01-23
This is what happens when you don't buy 4chan Gold. You could have prevented this!
1 Whatafuxup 2018-01-23
they always find a way
1 betazoom78 2018-01-23
Brb soup
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-23
I can think of a certain mod on a certain subreddit who could buy a failing imageboard...