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Damn. You beat me to it. I knew this had to be a redditor as soon as I saw:

I'm smarter than you. More powerful than you. I have more guns than you. More manpower. Your cast is about to get gunned down in a matter of hours.

Wonder if this has anything to do with the president.

https://i.imgur.com/V93lAP7.png

I used to feel retarded for thinking the moon landing was faked as a young retard but you just made me feel like a fucking genius in comparison to you, thanks fam.

lol snopes.

y u so mad?

implying that your /pol/ image macros and graphs are in any way in the same league of credibility of snopes

laughing @ u rn my nigger

objective evidence

THEY SAID PIZZA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE PEDOPHILES!!!!

also laughing even harder @ u rn if you think because the snopes guy is getting more gussy than you that it somehow makes any of the dumb shit you believe true

THEY SAID PIZZA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE PEDOPHILES!!!!

It's more like

"Why does Alefantis talk about having a basement before the scandal broke, and then vehemently deny it exists after it broke? Isn't that suspicious?"

"What the fuck is a 'Boum Boum Room', why is it in a pizza/ping-pong place, and why are no cell phones allowed?"

etc.

but good impression, i lol'd

Maybe he wanted a basement

Maybe the boum boum room is for people to drink ya dumb fucker, there is not one piece of factual evidence of pedophelia at all and you spineless fucking faggots can always fall back on "wha? im just askin questions xd"

There's no witnesses There's no victims coming forward There's no proof

It's literally a 4chan shitpost turned conspiracy by retards like you who bought into the "Hillary clinton is a sex crazed lesbian" bullshit a couple of years ago. Because you don't have any evidence other than "I want it to be"

maybe he wanted a basement

what? by his own admission, he had one and used it. Then denied having one.

Maybe the boum boum room is for people to drink ya dumb fucker

name one bar that bans phones

there is not one piece of factual evidence of pedophelia at all and you spineless fucking faggots can always fall back on "wha? im just askin questions xd"

There's no witnesses There's no victims coming forward There's no proof

It's literally a 4chan shitpost turned conspiracy by retards like you who bought into the "Hillary clinton is a sex crazed lesbian" bullshit a couple of years ago. Because you don't have any evidence other than "I want it to be"

the whole point of the "gate" part is that this is a massive cover-up.

Why did a pizza place owner get invited to the white house for photo-ops with President Obama?

Why does the name "James Alefantis" sound so much like "J'aimes les enfants?" (french for "I love kids")

also, why are you so mad if this has nothing to do with you? Just answer me: why do people looking into this bother you so much, if there's no fire at the end of all this smoke?

Niggah you are dumb

He stores his sauce in HIS basement, at his house. The pizza parlor don't have a basement.

name one bar that bans phones lots do, in a chique "lol you actually have to TALK to people" way

Whys he at the whitehouse Because he hosted donation campaigns at said pizza place

Why does the name "James Alefantis" sound so much like "J'aimes les enfants?" (french for "I love kids") O i am laffin. Maybe a fucking coincidence?

Why does he hang out with David Brock, CEO of Media Matters / Correct The Record / ShareBlue? They were boyfriends or something

also, why are you so mad if this has nothing to do with you? Just answer me: why do people looking into this bother you so much, if there's no fire at the end of all this smoke? Well for starters it hurts that business, one of you retards actually snapped and went there with a gun, and people believing stupid shit is annoying. You sit there asking these dumb leading questions and when anyone says "haha you're retarded" you're response is either "Just asking questions xd" or "lmao u mad???"

He stores his sauce in HIS basement, at his house. The pizza parlor don't have a basement.

that big ass industrial cold storage room is in his house?

Because he hosted donation campaigns at said pizza place

i wonder why lol

We would need IBM to create a giant quantum super computer just to have something capable of imagining how retarded you are.

It is beyond even my Rick and Morty IQ to imagine being this retarded.

I'm impressed.

your wacky insults don't convince anybody and just prove my point: you have no explanation for any of this that doesn't look awful.

Let's be honest with eachother here, pal.

If the pizza place not even having a basement in the first place wasn't good enough for you

Then nothing will ever be good enough for you.

Go back to sucking daddy's cock and licking his boot heels while I flex my Rick and Morty IQ.

Let's be honest with eachother here, pal.

Don't you fucking dare use the word "honest" with me you lying, pedo-defending scum. You will burn for your sad attempts at deception.

If the pizza place not even having a basement in the first place wasn't good enough for you

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/54/1478544190628.jpg

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1481/20/1481201243280.jpg

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1516/59/1516592171544.jpg

"Like our sauce - we harvest a whole crop of organic tomatoes - 10 tons of tomatoes every year. Can them all, store them in the

BASEMENT,

have like a harvest party when it gets loaded in."

MetroWeekly, April 16, 2015

This lolcow is the gift that just keeps on giving.

so you admit there's a basement, cool, glad we're getting somewhere.

This lolcow is the gift that just keeps on giving.

Yeah? You should make a thread about what a sperglord I am, and link this discussion as proof. You'll get so many upvotes and everyone will get to see what a lolcow I am!

Cmon, I know you guys love doing this!

...Or is there maybe something stopping you from spreading my posts here around?

So you guys still think the basement exists? Why didn't that one pizzagater find it? Is there a secret door that only opens if you grab the boob of a statue or something?

that shooter was a false flag meant to take out the computer and drum up sympathetic press in one incident.

So who all was in on this false flag op? Off the top of my head, it would have to include the local police and the county courts. That's at least a few dozen people.

It's in Washington DC, dude.

Like that amount of corruption would be unthinkable, right in the middle of the swamp. Please.

You got anything else? Or is this where you start calling me a retard as creatively as you can, because you're out of any actual arguments?

Exactly, it's in Washington DC, that's the capital. The deep state must be like super effective in those environs. Not like in other major US cities.

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Fuck off back to /pol/, newfag.

End your life you fucking subhuman.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS

Those certainly are some very large pictures, that proves it!

Society would be better off if we sterilized anyone who actually believed pol image collages.

prove em wrong faggot

Nothing was proved in the 1st place you mong.

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#Basementgate

Do they have a basement or not?! Fuck man! It's a mystery, It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Comet Pizza doesn't even know! Don't you get it?!