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I used to feel retarded for thinking the moon landing was faked as a young retard but you just made me feel like a fucking genius in comparison to you, thanks fam.
THEY SAID PIZZA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE PEDOPHILES!!!!
also laughing even harder @ u rn if you think because the snopes guy is getting more gussy than you that it somehow makes any of the dumb shit you believe true
Maybe the boum boum room is for people to drink ya dumb fucker, there is not one piece of factual evidence of pedophelia at all and you spineless fucking faggots can always fall back on "wha? im just askin questions xd"
There's no witnesses
There's no victims coming forward
There's no proof
It's literally a 4chan shitpost turned conspiracy by retards like you who bought into the "Hillary clinton is a sex crazed lesbian" bullshit a couple of years ago. Because you don't have any evidence other than "I want it to be"
Maybe the boum boum room is for people to drink ya dumb fucker
name one bar that bans phones
there is not one piece of factual evidence of pedophelia at all and you spineless fucking faggots can always fall back on "wha? im just askin questions xd"
There's no witnesses There's no victims coming forward There's no proof
It's literally a 4chan shitpost turned conspiracy by retards like you who bought into the "Hillary clinton is a sex crazed lesbian" bullshit a couple of years ago. Because you don't have any evidence other than "I want it to be"
the whole point of the "gate" part is that this is a massive cover-up.
Why does the name "James Alefantis" sound so much like "J'aimes les enfants?" (french for "I love kids")
also, why are you so mad if this has nothing to do with you? Just answer me: why do people looking into this bother you so much, if there's no fire at the end of all this smoke?
He stores his sauce in HIS basement, at his house. The pizza parlor don't have a basement.
name one bar that bans phones
lots do, in a chique "lol you actually have to TALK to people" way
Whys he at the whitehouse
Because he hosted donation campaigns at said pizza place
Why does the name "James Alefantis" sound so much like "J'aimes les enfants?" (french for "I love kids")
O i am laffin. Maybe a fucking coincidence?
Why does he hang out with David Brock, CEO of Media Matters / Correct The Record / ShareBlue?
They were boyfriends or something
also, why are you so mad if this has nothing to do with you? Just answer me: why do people looking into this bother you so much, if there's no fire at the end of all this smoke?
Well for starters it hurts that business, one of you retards actually snapped and went there with a gun, and people believing stupid shit is annoying. You sit there asking these dumb leading questions and when anyone says "haha you're retarded" you're response is either "Just asking questions xd" or "lmao u mad???"
so you admit there's a basement, cool, glad we're getting somewhere.
This lolcow is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Yeah? You should make a thread about what a sperglord I am, and link this discussion as proof. You'll get so many upvotes and everyone will get to see what a lolcow I am!
Cmon, I know you guys love doing this!
...Or is there maybe something stopping you from spreading my posts here around?
So you guys still think the basement exists? Why didn't that one pizzagater find it? Is there a secret door that only opens if you grab the boob of a statue or something?
So who all was in on this false flag op? Off the top of my head, it would have to include the local police and the county courts. That's at least a few dozen people.
Do they have a basement or not?! Fuck man! It's a mystery, It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Comet Pizza doesn't even know! Don't you get it?!
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1 Redactor0 2018-01-23
Damn. You beat me to it. I knew this had to be a redditor as soon as I saw:
1 pizzashill 2018-01-23
Wonder if this has anything to do with the president.
https://i.imgur.com/V93lAP7.png
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
/u/pizzashill
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/157578483/#157579743
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/57/1478576320617.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1502/05/1502058119611.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/54/1478544190628.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/47/1478475915334.png
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1481/20/1481201243280.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1516/59/1516592171544.jpg
1 allendrio 2018-01-23
I used to feel retarded for thinking the moon landing was faked as a young retard but you just made me feel like a fucking genius in comparison to you, thanks fam.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
lol snopes.
y u so mad?
1 Rith2 2018-01-23
laughing @ u rn my nigger
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-22/snopes-co-founder-embezzles-98000-drops-weight-leaves-fat-wife-and-marries-actual-wh
1 Rith2 2018-01-23
THEY SAID PIZZA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE PEDOPHILES!!!!
also laughing even harder @ u rn if you think because the snopes guy is getting more gussy than you that it somehow makes any of the dumb shit you believe true
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
It's more like
"Why does Alefantis talk about having a basement before the scandal broke, and then vehemently deny it exists after it broke? Isn't that suspicious?"
"What the fuck is a 'Boum Boum Room', why is it in a pizza/ping-pong place, and why are no cell phones allowed?"
etc.
but good impression, i lol'd
1 Rith2 2018-01-23
Maybe he wanted a basement
Maybe the boum boum room is for people to drink ya dumb fucker, there is not one piece of factual evidence of pedophelia at all and you spineless fucking faggots can always fall back on "wha? im just askin questions xd"
There's no witnesses There's no victims coming forward There's no proof
It's literally a 4chan shitpost turned conspiracy by retards like you who bought into the "Hillary clinton is a sex crazed lesbian" bullshit a couple of years ago. Because you don't have any evidence other than "I want it to be"
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
what? by his own admission, he had one and used it. Then denied having one.
name one bar that bans phones
the whole point of the "gate" part is that this is a massive cover-up.
Why did a pizza place owner get invited to the white house for photo-ops with President Obama?
Why does the name "James Alefantis" sound so much like "J'aimes les enfants?" (french for "I love kids")
also, why are you so mad if this has nothing to do with you? Just answer me: why do people looking into this bother you so much, if there's no fire at the end of all this smoke?
1 Rith2 2018-01-23
Niggah you are dumb
He stores his sauce in HIS basement, at his house. The pizza parlor don't have a basement.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
that big ass industrial cold storage room is in his house?
i wonder why lol
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-23
We would need IBM to create a giant quantum super computer just to have something capable of imagining how retarded you are.
It is beyond even my Rick and Morty IQ to imagine being this retarded.
I'm impressed.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
your wacky insults don't convince anybody and just prove my point: you have no explanation for any of this that doesn't look awful.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-23
Let's be honest with eachother here, pal.
If the pizza place not even having a basement in the first place wasn't good enough for you
Then nothing will ever be good enough for you.
Go back to sucking daddy's cock and licking his boot heels while I flex my Rick and Morty IQ.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
Don't you fucking dare use the word "honest" with me you lying, pedo-defending scum. You will burn for your sad attempts at deception.
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1478/54/1478544190628.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1481/20/1481201243280.jpg
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1516/59/1516592171544.jpg
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-23
This lolcow is the gift that just keeps on giving.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
so you admit there's a basement, cool, glad we're getting somewhere.
Yeah? You should make a thread about what a sperglord I am, and link this discussion as proof. You'll get so many upvotes and everyone will get to see what a lolcow I am!
Cmon, I know you guys love doing this!
...Or is there maybe something stopping you from spreading my posts here around?
1 Redactor0 2018-01-23
So you guys still think the basement exists? Why didn't that one pizzagater find it? Is there a secret door that only opens if you grab the boob of a statue or something?
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
that shooter was a false flag meant to take out the computer and drum up sympathetic press in one incident.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-23
So who all was in on this false flag op? Off the top of my head, it would have to include the local police and the county courts. That's at least a few dozen people.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
It's in Washington DC, dude.
Like that amount of corruption would be unthinkable, right in the middle of the swamp. Please.
You got anything else? Or is this where you start calling me a retard as creatively as you can, because you're out of any actual arguments?
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-23
Exactly, it's in Washington DC, that's the capital. The deep state must be like super effective in those environs. Not like in other major US cities.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-23
ctrl-f basement
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1 error404brain 2018-01-23
Fuck off back to /pol/, newfag.
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-23
End your life you fucking subhuman.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS
1 worthlessworthl 2018-01-23
Those certainly are some very large pictures, that proves it!
1 siskonaut 2018-01-23
Society would be better off if we sterilized anyone who actually believed pol image collages.
1 impolitene55 2018-01-23
prove em wrong faggot
1 siskonaut 2018-01-23
Nothing was proved in the 1st place you mong.
1 diarrheagram 2018-01-23
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof
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Bad bot.
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-23
#Basementgate
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-23
Do they have a basement or not?! Fuck man! It's a mystery, It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Comet Pizza doesn't even know! Don't you get it?!