Year Old /r/AznIdentity fan fiction that definitely totally did happen

19  2018-01-23 by GARBAGE_MACHINE

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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I shouted back while pointing at myself "Fuck you i'm hapa and this how you're future son will look like!". I then proceeded to say "No matter how much you worship white dudes you will always be a gook". People were starting to laugh when i stormed out of the party.

The good news is that my friends at the party later sent me text message and told the asian girl got bullied all the way out of the party by the attendees.

So haha integration failed!

lmao imagine any of this actually happening

Then, Albert Einstein stepped out of the crowd and handed me $100.

Similarly, I ran into a disgusting sexpat WMAF couple in Beijing once. I calmly educated on the racial difficulties their future son will face. Then, I went home and came buckets into my 100% real wife.

True story.

"I know kungfu and karate shit"

I went up straight to the white dude and said "Yankee why don't you go fuck yourself".

This whole situation could have been avoided if he just just said it in a stereotypically Chinese accent.

Race based humour is truly a great way for people to get to know each other and bond.

and that man's name was Albert Einstein