/u/Masterlawlz waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were lolcows in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to /u/snallygaster were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

/u/Masterlawlz was a space butt pirate for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY LOLCOWS!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Trump Moon Base he knew there were lolcows.

"This is /u/ComedicSans ," the radio crackered. "You must fight the lolcows!" So /u/masterlawlz gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US," said the lolcow! "I will shoot at him," said the Cyberlolcow and he fired the rocket missiles. /u/masterlawlz plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the lolcows," he shouted!

The radio said "No, /u/masterlawz. You are the lolcow." And then, /u/masterlawlz was a Mayo.