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First of all, from a strictly consequentialist perspective, property theft is almost always net utility enhancing.

Hey guys, I just found a /u/shenanigansen alt

Why? Insurance will cover the original car and someone else gets a new car. In that way, two cars are created from one.

just take what you want dude lmao!

Do you think insurance is that easy to deal with?

That's the broken window fallacy. It turns out to not work that way because it creates greater distrust in the community, which lowers total spending levels

Also increases insurance costs. "Oh, your car is registered in Chicago? That'll be an extra $200/yr, thanks."

Holy shit I you recon you could do that with money and solve poverty.

Dude, you just broke thermodynamics.

Why don't we just print more money for more cars? Lmao people are idiots

First of all, from a strictly consequentialist perspective, property theft is almost always net utility enhancing.

Lmao this guy is literally bike cuck.

great minds

He called someone a "car lover" instead of a "cager," so he hasn't fully transcended yet

Not sure the guy – and we all know “who” - carjacked the car can enhance value of anything.

That guy is literally Rocket

Thank you for this clip

you know what the Midwest is

Young and restless

Because using public transportation in Chicago is totally safe.

u/suprememetrocard, T_D may be brigading, but you’re kinda objectively retarded.

What would TD even have to do w this tho

That edit makes me think he was just trolling, because no one in that comment chain is arguing from a partisan perspective.

That edit makes me think they was just trolling, because no one in that comment chain is arguing from a partisan perspective.

Their strange username (/u/suprememetrocard) does go along with their passionate support for public transit though (MetroCards are how people pay for public transit in NYC).

Now people are Russian shills for not wanting even more crime in their city?

First of all, from a strictly consequentialist perspective, property theft is almost always net utility enhancing.

So, I guess u/suprememetrocard would be totally cool if I took it upon myself to enhance my personal utility by stealing his shit?

Why on earth would I ride the bus? Poor people ride the bus, and poor people are fucking gross!

Esto, pero unironicamente.

this but unironically

They have choo choos in Chicago tho 🚂🚂🚂

They also have buses.

But next time this topic comes up i'll use <public transportation> so you don't get your panties in a twist. Savvy?

I just thought the average /r/drama user, given their mental conditions, would appreciate trains

i DID AND THANK YOU <3

Lol

I'm the same, but for "firebombings" instead of "carjackings"

>utilitarians

"People negging me for saying that its a good thing that people have to limit their options for fear of getting shot in the face, MSUT BE TEH DONALD THEY ARE THEY ONLY ONES WHO WHAT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!??

You must support either Donald Trump or carjackings. There are no other choices. Keep that in mind this November.

Carjacking 2020!

This makes me wish I were a video wiz

Somewhere else in the comments this same guy says that a carjacking outside a school is a good thing because the school is is in a wealthier neighbourhood: https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/7sisrg/offduty_cpd_detective_carjacked_at_gunpoint_in/dt58ft5/

imagine living in Chicago lmao

property theft is almost always net utility enhancing.

When I was in school debate was never this interesting.