My wife's boyfriend used to mock me relentlessly for always checking my cheeseburgers for hate symbols... Well look whose laughing now:

just read your recent post history, when did you go /r/politics crazy? I remember you memeing in SRD when it was good and you getting banned was like a watershed of SRDs decline.

1 david-me 2018-01-25

Meh. I spend all day taking care of my mom. She watches a variety of news channels. I may have views that differ from magazine, but that's only because the picture was taken from a perspective.

1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-25

yeah but you weren't an all day /r/politics poster when i knew you on my original reddit account circa 2012

1 david-me 2018-01-25

I was too addicted to drama.

1 DuBBle 2018-01-25

I have the same memory as you - which means that - in some small way - we're both utter failures.

1 CummyBot-1999 2018-01-25

Literally zero drama

1 GrovelingPeasant 2018-01-25

Sort the comments, retard

1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-25

honest question tho: we're basketball Americans confident enough in 2008 to write "kill all white ppl" on their burger buns in 2008 when Obama won?

This kind of low-class braggadocio belongs exclusively to white trash white niggers to be quite honest

1 MLK-Junior 2018-01-25

Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.

1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-25

I hate poor white retards. Even MLK would agree that they are the lowest of the low now fuck off bot

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

Being a 🍟👨‍🍳 frycooker 👨‍🍳🍟 isn't 🙄 nearly 🙄 as 🙅‍♂️ bad 🙅‍♂️ as you 🤔 think. 🤔

The most 🙅 basic 🙅 station starts with ✨ cleaning ✨ tables, but 👊 you 👊 can work your way up to being a 💰 cashier 💰 in 🕓😤 no time. 😤🕓 But me, I always 💕 loved 💕 handling the 🍟 frying 🍟 station. 🔥 Hot 🔥 🌡 temperatures 🌡 have never fazed me, and the 🤤 aroma 🤤 of salt and 🥔 cooked potatoes 🥔 never got 👴 old. 👴

One day, my 😡 boss 😡 🚶‍♀️ comes 🚶‍♀️ over to my station and starts 🗣 yakking 🗣 my 👂 ear 👂 off 🤔 about 🤔 my unwillingness to move on to the 💰 cashier 💰 duty. Something about how a 👨 co-worker 👨 just 🚫 quit 🚫 and they need another 👱 guy 👱 to fill the job. My 👩 boss, 👩 she's an absolute stunner: 😍 luscious 😍 golden locks, breasts the size of 🍉 melons, 🍉 and an 🍑 ass 🍑 so round you'd 😳 swear 😳 it was plastic.

My 🍖 meatstick 🍖 started to swell. I was 😐 confused; 😐 I've never really had 😫 sexual 😫 feelings for 👩 her 👩 before. And then, 👱 my 👱 👍 true 👍 intentions became apparent.

I 💥 slam 💥 her knees to the floor. As I unzip my 👖 pants, 👖 she starts to 😟 yell, 😟 so I 😧😖😜 bash 😜😖😧 her head in with a 🍅 ketchup 🍅 bottle. 🤣 Freaking 🤣 👏💯 awesome. 💯👏

"Eat my smegma, 💁 whore." 💁

The 🏞 life 🏞 💔🔋drains 🔋💔 from her eyes as she 🤞 desperately 🤞 🏁 starts 🏁 to 👅 lick 👅 the 🍆🧀 dick-cheese 🧀 🍆 off the end of my 🐷 porkchop. 🐷 My entire 👶 existence 👶 has been 🙏 leading 🙏 up to this 🤤 moment. 🤤 Still 👄 sucking 👄 the end of my 🍆 fuck-rod, 🍆 her 👀 eyes 👀 widen in 😨 terror 😨 as she sees me lift up a 🗑 basket 🗑 of 🔥 white-hot 🔥 🍟 grease 🍟 from the frying 🛢 vat. 🛢 I pour the 😋 salty 😋 mixture over 👩 her 👩 head and she 😱 screams 😱 in pain. The 🔊 reverberations 🔊 of her 💬 voice 💬 vibrating the end of my 🍆 cock 🍆 only 💪 make 💪 me harder. Her 💀 skull 💀 is 😮 fully 😮 visible now, her 😭 cries 😭 of anguish becoming softer by the 🕓 second. 🕓

I 😫 can't 😫 hold 🍆 it 🍆 in any longer. My 🍌 member 🍌 💥💦 explodes, 💦💥 a 🚿 tidal wave 🚿 of my 💦 semen 💦 🌋 erupting 🌋 into her 👄 throat. 👄 I 🤐 zip 🤐 up my 👖 fly 👖 and 🚶 walk 🚶 back to the 🍟 fryer. 🍟 Her 💀 skull 💀 fragments taste 👍 great. 👍 I 😍 love 😍 my job.

🍔 Burger King. 🍔 Be your way.

1 Katcac 2018-01-25

This needs to stop.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

😔

1 OnionBits 2018-01-25

no this is good keep going

1 MisterHundred 2018-01-25

i send these to a discord pal to fuck with him, keep em comin

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

post screenshots of his reaction pls 😋

1 Lesmothian 2018-01-25

So do you write the text first and then go back for the Emojis or do it all in one pass?

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

(((Ctrl. C + Ctrl. V)))

1 Lesmothian 2018-01-25

This is like when you find out Santa and the Holocaust aren't real

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

Fucking Lmao 😂😂

1 mikecarroll360 2018-01-25

Fuck the fuck is this?

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-25

Art😉😋

1 szatkus 2018-01-25

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1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-25

Tell your wife's boyfriend, POST BUSSY NOW.

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25

I mean, do we really want nazis to be stuck in a dead end job slaving away serving fatties their fried foo.... actually, I'm alright with this.

1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-25

This is the hamburger equivalent of when that Jew drew swastikas all over her own front door then cried hate crime

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-25

You act like there was only one time.

1 xoiz 2018-01-25

Plugging /r/HateCrimeHoaxes/top/?sort=top&t=all

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-25

Plug it up your boy pussy. Wedge it right in there. Daddy’s got his spelunking goggles on.

1 xoiz 2018-01-25

😍😍 ABSOLUTE DADDY 😫😫

1 DuBBle 2018-01-25

They were all in on it in the late '30s/early '40s.

1 incineratechicken 2018-01-25

>a Jew false flagged one time

Let me tell you about Holodomor

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-25

I wish the Holodomor was real

Ukrainian kulaks deserved worse

1 polddit 2018-01-25

/u/annoysthegoys explain yourself

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-25

all over her own front door

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-25

/u/aliceunknown explain yourself

1 aliceunknown 2018-01-25

That wasn't me, I'd have to clean my door then.

1 polddit 2018-01-25

Idk what subversive gender label you identify with

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-25

I'm just sayin' JAPs are top kvetchers

1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-25

My favorite is when the fat mayo bitch from Pennsatucky decided to draw a 'B' on her face with a razor so she could claim she was beat up by 'B'arack Obama supporters.

1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-25

🅱️

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-25

I love how there’s one example from 2008 that the pillow biters trot out whenever this conversation pops up, and literally hundreds of examples of attention whores pretending like they were attacked by imaginary Nazis happening every year.

1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-25

I enjoy it when aspies take the bait.

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-25

I was going to post a devastating comeback, but literal Nazis just busted down my door, cut off my burka with scissors, yelled “get fucked by Gamergate, bitch!”, and hung a little miniature noose made of dental floss on my door knob.

Litcherally shakening

1 Pepperglue 2018-01-25

Delet this.

1 Stillwellstillhere 2018-01-25

Ketchup guns don't have swastika settings.

No employee wasted 10 minutes, going out of their way to get packets, and manually apply.

Call general Alexander Jones, this is a false flag.

1 Stillwellstillhere 2018-01-25

Ketchup guns don't have swastika settings.

No employee wasted 10 minutes, going out of their way to get packets, and manually apply.

Call general Alexander Jones, this is a false flag.

1 thajugganuat 2018-01-25

No ketchup on the cheese.

1 foxnamedfox 2018-01-25

This right here

1 JumbledFun 2018-01-25

yah that FB page is totally not a 4chan larp

1 david-me 2018-01-25

What is a larp? A little harp? lame carp? Listless farts with a 'p' instead of a 't'?

1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-25

that was my first guess

1 SovietWarfare 2018-01-25

I once got a smile face on my burger. I only know because they put pickles on that and I hate pickles on burgers.

1 CocoDelish 2018-01-25

Your wife's boyfriend?

1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-25

The alt-right's super witty way of sneakily saying cuck.

1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-25

Pretty clever, eh?

1 AulisVaara 2018-01-25

The alt-right? It's his own way of saying he's a cuckold, because that's exactly what he is.

And I just don't fundamentally grasp this relationship status. Why would you even get married if you're still going to let your partner sleep around? And how can you have so little self-respect that you'd be okay with your partner being unfaithful to you? And is that the example you would set for your children. Would you also want that for them?

1 JulieThuyDo 2018-01-25

It’s like no one noticed he said that...

1 Matthew94 2018-01-25

whose

Who's

1 david-me 2018-01-25

Hoo's

1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-25

http://naziforest.ytmnd.com/

1 MarchForTheTruth 2018-01-25

What song is that?

1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-25

Blümchen - Heut' ist mein Tag.

1 MarchForTheTruth 2018-01-25

Danke

1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-25

Bitte.

1 Xenepa 2018-01-25

What kind of sick savage puts ketchup on the bun directly? It will just get absorbed, turning bun into mush and lose all taste

1 Wtfct 2018-01-25

I dunno, if you put it on the toppings then when you crunch down on the burger itl start to leak everywhere.

Ketchup on bun makes sure that theres no splattering.

1 kowaikawaii 2018-01-25

I always check my cheeseburgers for swastikas, you never know when a nazi is making u food

1 topcutter 2018-01-25

Cheeseburgers aren't kosher.

1 snallygaster 2018-01-25

Yakima

1 DuBBle 2018-01-25

Hey snally - can you explain what a 'thot' is, please? This thread is pretty old so nobody will see that I don't know.

1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-25

Let me help

1 DuBBle 2018-01-25

I just wanted to be noticed.

1 pi_over_3 2018-01-25

Uh oh, this post is at 88 votes. MODS DELETE

1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-25

TRUMP'S TURNING OUR CHEESEBURGERS INTO NAZIS

1 Wtfct 2018-01-25

Notice how anyone who dares argue or doubt this story is being called a nazi.

This is why the punch a nazi shit din't pan out.

1 foxnamedfox 2018-01-25

The most telling part of that picture is that there is no ketchup on the cheese

1 Wtfct 2018-01-25

Can someone grab a burger, ask for no ketchup and make a nazi sign with mustard and send it to them???

1 freet0 2018-01-25

This is the true power of Nazism.

1 HardEctoCooler 2018-01-25

As a fat bastard, I know for a fact that Burger King doesn’t put any ketsup on their burgers unless you request it.

They do add mayo, which would be a more appropriate medium for a condiment swasticka

1 theStingraY 2018-01-25

Whatcha doin' rabbi?

1 moudougou 2018-01-25

idk if this is a nazi burger, but it's repugnant. Who eats these things and why?

1 egalroc 2018-01-25

Your wife's boyfriend?

1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-25

Cluck cluck, he's a cuck.

1 SSacamacaroni 2018-01-25

How am I the first to mention that if that is a swastika its not done properly, wow weak minds sheeple.

1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-01-25

Well, shit, there goes my Jain-Burger franchise right down the commode.

1 SqueakyPoP 2018-01-25

Hey fun fact that circle on the wrapper means they asked for no sauce. Also theres sauce on the bun but none on the cheese, hmmmm. Also antifa so obsessed with faking hate crimes they're trying to get a minimun wage worker fired. I thought they were defenders of the proletariat?

1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-25

I mean most antifa pages are owned by trolls though, right? Didn't I read an article about this? Regardless, most of them I see are clearly full of satire.

1 casualrocket 2018-01-25

most effective way to spread ketchup evenly

1 PM__YOUR_PANTY_SHOTS 2018-01-25

Swastikas are great symbols for ketchup spreading as it delivers the condiment equally over a greater area rather than the usual huge splooge in the middle.

1 RunRobotRun911 2018-01-25

I think the problem is that your wife has a boyfriend