/r/conservative mod-only spergout gets upvoted to the front page

63  2018-01-26 by Frank_Tenpenny

109 comments

Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

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That domain is sitewide soft banned FYI.

Sorry about the recent retardation

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InfoWars is banned site-wide?

Wait until /u/AlexJonesInfowarrior hears about this.

Soft banned. It's automatically spam filtered, probably because some retard spammed the shit out of it at one point.

Ah thanks

i stopped reading /r/conservative because every thread that gets more than like 400 upvotes just becomes /r/politics whether its brigading or /r/all it doesnt really matter, shit is shit.

I'm probably the odd one here (or the brave one, plenty like me are creepin' all over) but I masturbate almost exclusively to furry porn. Nine times out of ten, or more. It's been that way since I started masturbating regularly around age 13, in 2002. If you're not familiar with the genre, you can find loads of it on http://fchan.us - Strictly so you know what I'm referring to, of course ;) But for a textual description: drawings of anthropomorphic animals getting it on. (Not IRL pictures of fursuiters, or bestiality, or anything like that.)

What it does for me that I can't approximate in real life is... well... look at it, have you ever seen that at a bar? It's pure fantasy. I think the act of jerking it to porn is, in itself, a fantasy. With furry porn, the question of "Is this this something/someone I would do IRL?" is moot, because it doesn't exist IRL. But, I don't think I enjoy porn any less than someone who looks at human-porn. That tells me that the fantasy factor is a HUGE thing with porn. People use porn to explore doing things that they wouldn't, or can't, do IRL.

Now, I do occasionally look at human porn too. But most of the time I do that, it's not a porn star or some random person on Xtube. It's somebody that I know, have spoken to, that I could potentially actually fuck, or indeed have already fucked. (And who willfully provided me with their pics, perv.) So it seems that with human-porn, for me, it's less of a fantasy. Like, it's still a fantasy in my head... but I know that it could become reality.

This dichotomy I have with the furry and the human porn... it compartmentalizes my fap sessions into either the pure-fantasy type, or the thinking-about-potential-mates type. With the human porn, I am MUCH less adventurous than with the furry porn. Like, people being pissed on or raped is something that would gross me out in human porn, but I occasionally will jerk it to furry porn that has those elements.

Ayayay I have a flu, and a headache. Thinking hurts my brain right now but I think my jerkin' habits might provide some unique insight, so feel free to ask.

Tru

Err did you steal this from my tumblr blog!?!?

yes

That wolf is going to sue your ass, friend.

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Its pretty funny how the biggest safe spaces on the site are pretty much majority right learning.

These tards have their personal identities caught up in Daddy. If someone attacks Daddy they're attacking them and are evil! These mayos feel so persecuted that they cash in all their chips on some AIDS-brained TV star. That's a whole new level of cuckholdry.

/r/LateStageCapitalism and /r/socialism aren't right "learning".

to be fair i remembered latestage and edited it to mostly

What right winged subs are there besides conservative and t_d? r/republican is dead. r/libertarian is completely open to everyone and has a healthy amount people who lean right.

there are a bunch of them /r/cringeanarchy is basically DAE LIBRULS?? and the posters are more cringey than anything falling for every shopped 4chan larp there is also uncen news which just straight bans you for going against their right wing agenda

there are a bunch of them /r/cringeanarchy is basically DAE LIBRULS??

Oh grow up.

A "safe space" would be where the mods come down on you for "triggering" their little snowflakes with your opinions, not just a place where people are going to make fun of you because they don't agree.

Now, if mods are abusing their power in other places to shut people down, then that's a different issue than just having an unpopular opinion. Lord knows I have plenty of those and I don't go crying about when people downvote me.

What right winged subs are there besides conservative and t_d?

You could try https://www.reddit.com/r/tuesday/

/r/CringeAnarchy calls their sub an alt-right sub right in the side bar. /r/conspiracy has been taken over by T_D tards for awhile now.

But what if you create a safe space (LSC, TrollX, T_D, etc) to prevent a place from becoming a safe space (Reddit)?

AHA!

The only political subreddit without total censorship is right-wing.

Russia is a shit hole and you have down syndrome

do tell me, what sub would that be?

/u/chabanais care to stop by and explain your misuse of mod power? It makes it extremely difficult for outsiders to take /r/Conservative seriously.

We don't want "outsiders," Sport.

Yeah everyone, don't you dare talk bad about daddy, he's the only one that validates my existence by telling me I'm better than the shitskins! šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤

We don't want "outsiders"

No unwashed masses. How patriotic of you.

Sport

Aren't you like 14? Why are you talking like an 80-year-old?

Aren't you like 14? Why are you talking like an 80-year-old?

It actually makes more sense if he's 14. When he banned me for wrongthink, /u/chabanais ended every reply with "squirt".

Don't take it personally, it's the only way he can feel tuff.

Lmao šŸ˜‚ that niggah watching too much rugrats

Seriously, /u/chabanais why so retarded?

He's 14/15 y/o.

Sport

Cringe.

Reads The Great Gatsby once

"wuts tha"

Seriously god Damon that is nuclear cringe, /u/chabanais, do better.

You're not worth "better," Champ.

/u/chabanais fuck off habibi. Thxbb.

Bahahahhah. Nuclear cringe.

As if you were even capable of ā€œbetter,ā€ Chump.

Well you're the one whining so I guess I am.

Who is whining? You? Yep.

Iā€™m not whining, Iā€™m mocking your unfunny whiny faggotry.

I can see how that would be confusing to you as you are an unfunny whiny faggot but please trust me on this.

"We can't handle being criticized because we're so tough and strong and powerful and tough."

"Oh, /r/Conservative hit the front page. I wonder what their view is on this news."

I don't know what I was expecting

REEEEEEEEEEEE SPEECH

Locking a post before anyone can comment, you guys are truly the biggest snowflakes on reddit. lmaooo

REEEEEEpublicans are the biggest cucks in the world. lol

This is incredibly pathetic.

Hahahaha it's been like 5 years and you're still leaning on "sport." Wtf get a new trick

A nice 'safe space'.... you should be modding r/projectionists

The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).

In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationalityā€”additionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.

Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.

Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".

Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise

This but unironically

Fucking snowflake you are.

Haha, sure. You just want the biggest echo-chamber and safe space possible, so you can jerk each other off without being interrupted by things like facts or empathy

Because of your autism?

Clearly this sub has been overrun by outsiders.

absolutely haram

Youā€™re definitely cementing the status of ā€œself-described conservativesā€ as ā€œintolerable whiny faggotsā€ way better than any of your haters ever could. Nice work, Champ.

Sport

Slugger

Keepeth thyself safe, outlander

You really need a safe space huh

Are you still trying to be Gatsby. That's adorable.

I'd like to remind everyone that chabnais once submitted a /r/drama thread to /r/shitpoliticssays because he feared the coming mayocide

link?

You mean blacks?

If this is the type of meltdown that happens over this, then I can only imagine how triggered you guys will be when Dump gets impeached. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

So, you oppose discussion? You sound like an SJW

u/chabanais, were you the dillsprout that blocked me from commenting when i pointed out the newsource from the article was a tabloid? And when I asked why, you called me a snowflake?

Is your bussy itching what drives you? Why did you stop r/culturalcollapse? Did you get confused and misspell 'cultureofprolapse'? What's it like to try and fill an unwanted niche that's already been so completely filled, packed even, by better men? When you go diving, how much of the time is spent talking yourself out of going to your max depth and pulling in a big ole lungful of seawater? Do you find it perfectly humourous that you're featured, alone, on r/dolts? Do you wanna hold hands?

/u/chabanais answer this question.

don't ping spam people

I used to really enjoy r/conservative until daddy showed up. Then everyone packed they bussies with lemon juice and salt. place is a salt mine of sexual repression and regression, which is good, but I'm not allowed to comment, which is bad.

Conservatism is a mental disorder

/u/jibrish are you always this retarded, or did the opportunity present itself to allow you to showcase your true conservautism powers?

You're doing a great job, lad.

My title was better tbqhwyf

ā€œSport sport sport sport sport sport sport sportā€ - /u/chabanais

""Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp" - /u/TheButtholeOfBravery

Ugh ruuude šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤

You're a coward because you can't stand on your principles, but please continue to hide behind edgelord jokes.

Ah no your comment indicates your bravery!

Got it, Champ.

Your edginess is exceeding my capacity! Oh no, you've won this internet argument by your sheer wit. Loser

you should fill it out! since you already have it as a FAV on your browser then it is easy to access for any future complaints.

once completed, please send to: [email protected]

You are a coward.

Your c9mment is the epitome of bravery, Sport.

Coward.

Nothing says "bravery" like telling someone else on Reddit they're a coward.

Gold Star, Sport!

Coward.

Your comment is the epitome of bravery!

Chickenshit.

Are you an actual child

I'd still be your elder.

Everyone already knows /u/chabanais is 14.

I love calling a child a child, they get so butthurt. It's easy to tell when you got it right too because they always say things like "I'm still older than you". Haha, you give away your secret with responses like that, champ.

You're literally retarded, fuck off now. Thxbb.

Go back to /r/conservative /u/chabanais

Nothing says "mall ninja" like getting really uptight about being called a coward on Reddit.

Full commendation, soldier!

sport, squirt, ā€œIā€™m a beta male who has delusions that he is gatsby, I read the cliff notes version in 12th grade English, sportā€ - /u/chabanais. Man you are really getting manhandled today, just give up kiddo nothing personal

Imagine being so retarded and pathetic the only way you can get off is by pissing somebody else off.

Then again, what do you expect from the fat incels running /r/conservative?

After years of moderating conservative he might have finally graduated.

Nah, heā€™s old enough now to be the standard dotard NEET