What if North Korea is really a paradise and Kim Jong Un is actually a benevolent demigod?

Kim 👍 Jong 🍆 un 👦 is 💦 just 👏 a 👌 prick taunting the 👏 world 🌎 with 👏 nukes. The 👏 only 🕦 reason 🌟 we 👥 haven't 🍌 dealt with 👏 him 👴 is 💦 cause 💋 we 👥 don't 🚫 want 👏 to 💦 get 🔟 nuked, but 🍑 if 👏 he 👨 starts 🏁 something 😅 he's 👦 gonna 🔥 get 🔟 destroyed. 🏚 Strategically he 👨 can't 🚫 start 🔘 ww3 cuz 👏 it's 🕛 just 👏 be 🐝 North Korea ded 😵 and 👏 his 💦 wealth 💶 gone 🏃 and 👏 he's 👦 a 👌 fat 🐋 lard who 😂 likes 👍 his 💦 money 💰

Not your best work.

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You ain’t got shit on Ed.

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I’d say that’s more likely than a bunch of capitalist rags all spreading the exact same stories as the truth. Sometimes you just have to question the narrative.

Imagine being you.

Heres an idea for you /u/RecallRethuglicans. Take a trip to North Korea to see if the capitalist rags are all lying and it really is a commie utopia. See how long you can last in NK without the ability to spergout over stupid shit on the internet. Blend in with the local populace and live like them to see what is really going down over there. Send back a postcard to r/drama with your findings and remember to keep yourself safe while on this fact finding mission.

This but ironically

I'm not going to read the thread nor watch the video because where do you think we are, but, to be fair, there is a whole bunch of misinformation regarding North Korea going on.

Since you're familiar with SSC, I'll link to the first post in a series of comments from a guy who knows a bunch about this stuff (It goes on in the following few open threads).

평양은 깨끗하고 아름다은뿐 아니라 인민들의 주랙 조건에서도 제일 인것 같습니다

소년 애호가들로 가득하다.

조선은 거지도 없고 모두가 공부하는 인민의 락원입니다

우리는 국민의 존재와 한국 어린이의 미래를 보장해야합니다.

한국

capitalist filth

Didi mao

I have been named a monster, and do not deny those claims. I am the monster that I fear we all can become. So sit back. Read, or listen, to someone who has passed between realms. Listen to the words of a fool. If they cannot make you less foolish, at least let them give you hope. For I, of all people, have changed.

I am the beast I worship

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rationalists

Everyone who posts to that ratnerd subreddit should unironically be hung from a streetpost

I don't mind the blog, but Christ does the fan base suck.

Alright, let's see which far-left sub found it in them, probably chapo or full communism or

slatestarcodex

u/ApolloCarmb if North Korea is so innocent, why don't they accept unification with South Korea? 🤔🤔🤔

They do.

Don't link to ssc you mouthbreathers.

ssc and drama are kindred spirits

Autists abound

linking to SSC

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