uh-oh. A comic about transgenders makes it to the front page.

So am I supposed to just yell at people here or what? I can't tell if you guys are genuinely being assholes or not. Regardless, I'll go wash my penis now thanks.

1 AzizAnsarisCurryDick 2018-01-26

Well, you didn't sperg out and get triggered and freak out and you said "bussy", which means the pings will stop shortly.

Congratulations young tranny, you have passed the test.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-26

300% kek

1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-26

Sarcasm and banter works well here. Agenda posting and taking sides not so much.

Welcome to /r/drama, subreddit of cryptohate and dramanazis. Come because we ping you, stay for the lolz.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Alright guys, well while I was washing my fucking 8 inch FEMININE PENIS, I realized something. I'm on fucking r/drama. I can be as much of an asshole as I want. And you know something else? EVIDENTLY by all the fucking downvotes I got just for fucking saying a post isn't funny, my real opinions are controversial enough. I don't need to be edgy like the rest of you try hards. People are going to get irrationally spergy angry at me just for being a transwoman on the internet. It's how it fucking works, god damn it, and I'm sick of it. Do you people not realize that trans people get this bullshit every single day? Imagine yourself going to the front page and the punchline is literally "You're actually a man lol" Yeah? Well we'll see who's a man when I ramming my 9 INCH GIRL DICK UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE. (Not me)

I hope that's dramatic enough for you, you incendiary dicks.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

I want to apologize 😢😢 for all my transphobic ⚠️🏳️‍🌈 comments ❕ I've made 😶. I'm currently playing ▶️ a video game where you need a certain amount of points 🔢 to change your characters 👥 gender ♀️♂️♻️, I can't afford it 💸💵💱. It's really frustrating, I want to play as a girl 😿 now, not a generic man 🕵️‍♂️ character. I feel 😖 and now understand 💭💔 your pain. Every game I see 👀 all the cute 🧚‍♀️ asian girl characters 👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩 spawn and I'm stuck 🛐☣️☢️🚫 staring 👁️‍🗨️ at chiselled 🗻⚒️ man 💂‍♀️ ass 💨 the rest of the match. So fucking weak 🤢🤕😷🤒😰😨😭.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Wow. This bullshit is transphobic too. Needing to earn points to change your gender? This is just like in real life, where you need stupid fucking money to get HRT. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT MAN ASS IN THE MIRROR.

This is why America and Capitalism sucks. Both need to end ASAP.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

Capitalism 💰💰 is this beautiful 💇 idea 💡 that two people 👭👬 who want to engage 👏 in some sort of trade 🇻🇮 can do so freely without influence 🙃 from a third party 🎉🎉. Free trade and 💯💯 true 💯💯 💰💰capitalism💰💰have nothing 🙅🙅🏽 to do with the crony 👵🏻👴🏻 capitalism that defines much of world 🌏🌎🌍 industries 🏭 today, where big govt🇺🇸🇺🇸 and big business 💸💸 are in bed 🛏 🍆🍆 together. This is why it saddens 😨😨 me when people see crony 😈😈 capitalism 📈 and assume that capitalism is the root √ of our problems😨, and turn to socialism 🇨🇳🇨🇳, a debunked 🙅🏽🙅🏽 socioeconomic system 🗺 that restricts freedoms 🆓 and is antithetical to the individualistic 👱🏽👱🏻🙎🏽🙎🏿 natures and motivations of americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Yeah yeah, keep licking the boots of the imperialists, scumbag. Maybe someday you'll wear those boots (not)

Full communism is the only system forward. Capitalism is a proven failure.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

How😭👿👿 is ☭communism☭🚁 even thought😨 of as a 👍viable👍 💰💰💰economic system💰💰💰if it 🎓🎓always🎓🎓, by 📖definition📖, 🚫🚫🚫results🚫🚫🚫 in a ✉⬇net deficit💀 of 🍞goods🍞 ⬆produced⬆💲💲💲? Say😏💬 you have 👷100 people💯🔥🔥 producing😥🔫 100 🐸memes🐸 a day in a ☭communist☭🚁 society. Assuming each ✊👲person👲✊ can survive off💰👶👶👶 of one 🐸meme🐸 per ⏱day🌄🌝🌚, this system✡✡✡ might stay afloat. But in a ☭communist☭🚁 society, even those👉😭 who 🚫don't🚫 👎😡produce😡👎 still get to 🍔🍴consume🍴🍔 and survive🍟. So 👉you👈 if you have 👷100 people💯🔥🔥, but only 👷90 of them👷 can produce 🐸memes🐸, do those 👷90 people👷 have to ⛏⛏⛏work 💪extra hard💪 to ⬆produce⬆ enough 🐸🐸memes🐸 for everyone👨👩👴👵? How😡😡😡 is that considered🚽💩 even 🏧remotely🏧 😂💎sustainable💎😂? Tldr: ☭communism☭🚁 is a ☢self-defeating☢ system✡✡✡ that keeps 👨👩everyone👴👵 poor😷😷😷 and starving💀💀💀.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Actually, the fact of the matter is that capitalism is where you have 100 workers making the memes and one person gets to post it and get all the upvotes on reddit. So the capitalists needs the meme creators and leeches off of their efforts, not the other way around. The proletariat must seize the memes of production, dumbass.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

LMAO. You've really drinken the capitalist kool-aid, haven't you? Don't worry, one day you'll realize that capitalists have been keeping you down your whole life. The fact is, profit is just unpaid wages. And the reason that capitalists are able to even hire workers is because of imperialism.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

Capitalism implicitly acknowledges that everyone's amoral and self-serving, but strives to create a system whereby these selfish impulses are channelled for societal good. A businessman may screw over his family and associates while amassing wealth, but he still contributes to society by employing people and paying taxes.

Capitalism perfectly complements godless atheism. A capitalist society must commit all cardinal sins to succeed. Lust for wealth, Envy for a neighbor's new car, and feeling Proud of your successful business are all Cardinal sins but Capitalist virtues.

Christianity teaches you to "love your neighbor as yourself". The communist slogan of "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" is merely a rewording of this Christian notion. Other Christian virtues like Fortitude (no heating this winter), Temperance (make do with your rations), Diligence (work 14 hour shifts) and blind obedience to your superiors should work well under Communism.

1 nmx179 2018-01-26

Full communism

Eg "someday I'll get to wear the oppressor boots, ha!"

Capitalism is a proven failure.

Aka "but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

I see you don't even know what true communism is, if you think that communism is the one with real oppression. Look around you. People are struggling paycheck to paycheck, while the rich get richer off of their labor. Anything done under capitalism could be done much more fairly under communism.

1 nmx179 2018-01-26

People are struggling paycheck to paycheck

The entirety of human history is a struggle to get by, capitalism is the system under which this struggle has been reduced to its lowest recorded ebb with the greatest amount of luxury available to the masses.

Communism doesn't mean the wealth that the rich have gets redistributed, it means the wealth gets destroyed by people who don't understand how that wealth got created in the first place.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Wealth is created by workers, not capitalists. Letting the workers keep the wealth they create doesn't destroy it.

1 DickingBimbos247 2018-01-26

the workers by themselves tend to create jack shit

1 Nerdsbane 2018-01-26

you don't even know what true communism is You can't possibly know what true communism is until the government takes your farm and crops and leaves you to starve to death. Only then will you know what it's like in a communist utopia

1 keepittropical 2018-01-26

This is why America and Capitalism sucks. Both need to end ASAP.

Were you a commie before the whole tranny thing or did you become a commie after you declared your penis was now feminine?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-26

W E W

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1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Making a meme square instead of having an opinion? Real fucking orignal.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

You, a simpleton: LMAO 😂

Me, an intellectual: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WATCHOUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️FUNNYMEMEHERE🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️Wow😱🤔that is like😀😘👍the funniest😀😂😩maymay I have EVER👄💋🤘seen👁👄👁in my ENTIRE😂🌲🌳life! I may NEVER❌🙅❌recover🍖🥕🍗from this eternal💎🕺🏃‍♀️laughing🙅👅🤣😂fit!There is literally🙌👉👌💄nothing😷👹⛔️funnier‼️‼️‼️

1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-26

I love you. Now keep yourself safe sweety and enjoy /r/drama.

1 nmx179 2018-01-26

It's kind of funny that you got asshurt about the rather mild joke in the linked thread about a transwoman engaging in stereotypical male behavior, then turn around and engage in the even more stereotypically male behavior of bragging on the size of the dick that you supposedly hate having.

The reality is you won't be ramming anything up anyone's asshole because someone will just deadname you or use the wrong pronoun and you'll have to run off and cry for three hours and then try to kill yourself, just like every other hyper-brittle trans person

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Not every trans woman hates her dick you know. You're just jealous because my 10 inch long slong is bigger than yours.

Harassing a trans woman on the internet? That's the most weak and cowardly thing I've ever heard of. If this is masculinity, then it is truly weak and fragile.

1 nmx179 2018-01-26

harassing

Responding to comments on a public message board is "harassing" in your mind?

Not every trans woman hates her dick you know.

I guess the fakers don't.

If this is masculinity, then it is truly weak and fragile.

Nah, a better illustration of masculinity is your stereotypically aggressive interactions with people here on this message board. Very tough and manly!

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Yeah, well, apparently being an aggressive asshole is in style here for men and women, so get with it, buddy.

1 nmx179 2018-01-26

Do you often try to rationalize your own behavioral choices by blaming them on other people? If so, that would probably explain quite a lot about you.

1 AzizAnsarisCurryDick 2018-01-26

You're just jealous because my 10 inch long slong is bigger than yours.

Sweaty I'm just gonna give you some friendly advice, us gals don't usually brag about our big dicks

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-26

You forgot this is the [CURRENT YEAR+2]

1 ahbslldud 2018-01-26

Not every trans woman hates her dick you know

Then you're not a real tranny. You're a failed male LARPing for attention. At least I believe the trannies who turn their dangler into a gussy, but you're not even that. Pathetic.

1 pepperouchau 2018-01-26

I appreciate how the dicc gets an inch longer every time you mention it. Keep up the good work, comrade.

1 shallowm 2018-01-26

You're just jealous because my 10 inch long slong is bigger than yours

You can't just say this without posting gick.

1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-01-26

Not every trans woman hates her dick you know. You're just jealous because my 10 inch long slong is bigger than yours.

Sorry to shit on your pride parade but it sounds to me like you actually have transvestism festish and you're not really trans. The psychoanalytical litmus test for gender dysphoria is posting on r/drama and observing whether or not you immediately devolve into lolcow sperg mode after reading our inevitable transphobic cryptohate. You're responding like one of us so that means you're actually just gay and like to dress up like a woman. The science is settled: you're not trans.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-01-26

I harass you alleged "people" in real life, too.

1 ahbslldud 2018-01-26

Perfect. You've assimilated.

1 Russiangreyman 2018-01-26

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit this horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

1 ndizzIe 2018-01-26

that an offer?

1 xyisok 2018-01-26

I think it's awesome that writing all that made you so aroused your girly dick went from 8 inches to 9.

1 CanadianCartman 2018-01-26

Did you just threaten to rape me? #metoo

1 wolfdreams01 2018-01-26

Um, actually we're upvoting you for being awesome? Not many people seem to grasp the culture of this sub when they are first summoned here, but you seem to have mastered it on your first time. I'm genuinely impressed.

You should try the place out for a bit. You might be surprised to find that it suits you.

1 pepperouchau 2018-01-26

Agenda posting works here more often than it should tbqh

1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-26

Needs to be downvoted. I know we love our botchlings and pizza but that's no excuse for allowing agenda posters.

1 snallygaster 2018-01-26

I can't tell if you guys are genuinely being assholes or not.

It's probably split in some way, but a lot of people here have a seething hatred for transwomen for whatever reason

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

"Low Effort" wtf??😠😔

1 Johnny_Is_Truant 2018-01-26

transchildren Is that adults who have hormones removed to become children or children who have hormones added to become adults?

1 roselan 2018-01-26

Don't forget trans music.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-26

Not me tho 😍😘💞

1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-01-26

I live with a trans person, and while I'm fine with being polite, I'm not fine with being told that I must agree that transwomen are female, which is not true. The natural extension of this is the concept that if a person feels like a woman, it's rude to observe that they aren't.

If gender isn't biological, why did my roommate have an orchidectomy to transition?

1 LatieI 2018-01-26

I'm not even a tranny but by modern standards, saying I am one makes it true. Goodbye cis privilege 😎

1 xoiz 2018-01-26

slender loli

penis

You're a fucking fraud and I hate you.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Ummmmmm excuse me? Are you implying that women with a penis are frauds? I'll have you know, every woman I've ever met that mattered had a penis.

1 woetotheconquered 2018-01-26

That's no surprise considering men are better at everything than women, even being women.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-26

X T R A W O K E

1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-26

I'll have you know, every woman I've ever met that mattered had a penis

r/gendercritical would like to have a word with you.

This is the exact intersection of trans issues and female issues I like to see. Can a trans woman be misogynist towards cis women?

Find out next week on As The World Burns

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-26

Ummmmmm excuse me? Are you implying that women with a penis are frauds? I'll have you know, every woman I've ever met that mattered had a penis.

WHO DO I NEED TO PING TO MAKE THIS A SNAPPY QUOTE?

1 CanadianCartman 2018-01-26

>woman

>penis

Pick one.

1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-26

Ummmmmm excuse me? Are you implying that women with a penis are frauds?

Only if they work for redlettermedia.

1 ferongr 2018-01-26

Very cool!

1 pepperouchau 2018-01-26

>not into futa lolis

get out

1 Neronoah 2018-01-26

I can't tell if you guys are genuinely being assholes or not.

Schrödinger assholes.

1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-26

points at your username

1 AzizAnsarisCurryDick 2018-01-26

It is against my culture to wash the smell of curry from my penis you fucking mayo trash

1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-26

whoa i think i need to deescalate the situation

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-26

GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB NOW!!

1 ThumYorky 2018-01-26

Yeah it is pretty neat. This place is fun

1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-26

You don't wanne be here. BUT in essense he is ascribing retardation to you claiming categorically that it isn't funny. Also the use of emoticons is quite retarded. As mostly only people new to the internet and chat love to spam emoticons.

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Yeah I get it dip shit.

1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-26

Well it seems like you adapted to the spirit of the sub rather quickly! Welcome brother!

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

brother

Fuck off.

1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-26

You can cut it off if you like , When you get to heaven it will be back!

1 Slenderloli 2018-01-26

Then I will cut it off there too.

1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-26

Lol genuinely made me smile there. Never thought about self mutilation in heaven.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-26

God is problematic by forcing people with penises to be born as men.

1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2018-01-26

You can cut it off if you like , When you get to heaven it will be back!

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

1 IanPatrick1966 2018-01-26

What do you think is retarded about what I said?

Oh honey, you don't have the time...

1 OldOrder 2018-01-26

What do you think is retarded

Your face. BOOM GOTTEM

1 WhiteKyriarchy 2018-01-26

huh, you really like sonic the hedgehog, don't you.

1 Rith2 2018-01-26

Imagine my absolute glee when both sides of this retarded hotshot are giving their best reeeeeee in the comments on this comic

1 die_rattin 2018-01-26

Define 'pretending'

The standard of care at this point has devolved into 'sign this form, here's your spiro' so uh

1 shanewater 2018-01-26

Tbh all trannies are technically pretending so...

1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-26

I mean, Reddit is pretty much tailormade for trans ppl. It provides anonymity while also providing a community, and the subreddit system makes it pretty easy to find those with similar interests to share information, socialize, commiserate, etc., while also providing some protection against drive-by trolls and other ~~fun~~ malicious behavior ~~like we engage in here~~.

1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-26

Tailormade for cultural marxism

1 pepperouchau 2018-01-26

You also hang out in a sub that loves to seek them out so that may skew your perspective a bit

1 Rith2 2018-01-26

I know that when you click on my profile it says I’m “active” in CA But I assure you I post there 90% less than I post here

1 pepperouchau 2018-01-26

Ohh, I meant here.

1 Rith2 2018-01-26

Oh yeah 🤮

1 LatieI 2018-01-26

Can confirm.

1 guyjin 2018-01-26

Trannies are murdered every time they leave the house (literally trillions) so the ones who don't have extra time to post on the internet

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-26

I think its pretty weird nobody is pointing out that the woman in green is a cyclops.

A FUCKING CYCLOPS!!!

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26

Can't unsee. lol

1 bjt23 2018-01-26

Uhh it's 2018 why you gotta hate on cyclops? Lots of brave women have been cyclops, like Leela from Futurama. Ableist.

1 Stryfex19 2018-01-26

This was definitely awesome...I laughed out loud a good few times about the absurdity of that entire thread

1 letumblrfaec 2018-01-26

>expecting the comments to be righties reeeeing because it's about transgenders

>it's actually mostly lefties reeeeing because it subtly takes a shot at women

Pleasantly surprised!

Also it's obvious now that /r/ComedyCemetery is the new callout for "this picture has humor I find offensive."

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-26

\u\Slenderloli

I'm unsubbing from r/funny after this, you guys never post anything actually funny.

Imagine feeling the need to tell other people you are unsubscribing.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-26

Imagine this being the joke that finally put you over the edge of thinking/r/funny isn't funny

1 KalebCS 2018-01-26

That's the real take on this

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-26

Hey I think my point was perfectly fine. I put a lot of work into that comment :(

1 KalebCS 2018-01-26

your point is cool and good, friend, don't worry

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-26

Thanks bby. Wanna chat on AiM or MSN?

1 KalebCS 2018-01-26

Hell no, I wanna stay away irl from any user of this sub as far as possible. It's already hard dealing with my own mental retardation, nevermind someone else's.

1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-26

Fine, I didn't want to talk to you anyways.

1 4TheDrama 2018-01-26

tbh if you are subscribe to r/funny from free will and aren't force to it by default, you lost a say in anything humor related.

1 grotesquecel 2018-01-26

I'm unsubbing from /r/drama after this, you guys never post any actual bussy.

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-26

r/justunsubbed

1 guyjin 2018-01-26

It's like /r/drama but unironic.

1 krautkid 2018-01-26

I am so confused. They seem to be mad that it implies transwomen used to be men. (And still are imo). Are they taking drugs? Or do they live in a fantasy?

See, this is why I don't support shit like this. They're trying to force a reality that doesn't exist with all these retarded buzzwords and pseudo science that contradicts half the stupid buzzword explanations.

1 Tarrock 2018-01-26

Reddit doing their usual "I hope this gets me laid" and "I'm a tranny, hear me cry!" Outrages

1 krautkid 2018-01-26

They all pour out of the nooks and crannies like ooze. But they really seem mad about reality. Idk. Maybe they need to all keep themselves safe.

1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-26

Untrue and homosexual

1 XovNielkArze 2018-01-26

I feel the remix potential of this comic is high

1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-26

"You're all ignoring the science that proves transgendereds are really the sex that they weren't born as!"

[downvotes everyone who states otherwise]

1 Socrates2x 2018-01-26