It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
🙋If we're not🙅♂🚫🙅♂ supposed to have sex💦🍌💦 with children 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿, why 🤔🤔 did God 🙏🙏🙏🙏make them so 😳😳DAMN😳😳 sexy💋💋💋💋❓❗‼⁉‼❓❗
👔Seriously though👔, the way they move 👀their hips makes me feel weird 😵🤒😵and my weeny 🍆gets all stiff✊✊ and long🔝🔝, I don't know why?🤔🤔🤔 It scares me 😰😨😰please save me🙏🙏🙏🙏 😭😭😭God 🙏🙏🙏🙏am I normal?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-26
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
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1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-26
He doesn't look Eurasian, but I choose to believe Snappy.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-26
🙋If we're not🙅♂🚫🙅♂ supposed to have sex💦🍌💦 with children 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿, why 🤔🤔 did God 🙏🙏🙏🙏make them so 😳😳DAMN😳😳 sexy💋💋💋💋❓❗‼⁉‼❓❗
👔Seriously though👔, the way they move 👀their hips makes me feel weird 😵🤒😵and my weeny 🍆gets all stiff✊✊ and long🔝🔝, I don't know why?🤔🤔🤔 It scares me 😰😨😰please save me🙏🙏🙏🙏 😭😭😭God 🙏🙏🙏🙏am I normal?
1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-26
The thirteen year old girl inside of you just can't help herself, can she...?
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-26
Wew, you're like the yin to Ed's yang. How does he feel about you stealing his gimmick?
1 lmao_how_old_are_you 2018-01-26
And doing it better.
1 aqouta 2018-01-26
>implying they're different people
1 Gothmog26 2018-01-26
They warned us. We didn't believe them
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
nah this shit’s been around for like 40 years, it’s just no one told the cops about it
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-01-26
MJ was innocent
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
i mean, he WAS, he was still a handsy little boy in a grown man’s body though
1 Redactor0 2018-01-26
This makes sense, because 9-year old boys are all kiddie-diddlers and it's considered perfectly acceptable. Oh wait...
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
hey, some of them are. but it’s almost exclusively the ones being diddled themselves by their dads
1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-26
If he's a 9 year old boy trapped in a man's body they should just gut him and release the poor little kid stuck inside.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-26
I see no argument here. King Solomon be damned.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-26
He certainly looks big enough to contain a 9 year old, internally.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-26
You got the quote wrong
He was saying he was "inside a 9 years old's body"
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-26
So his only defense is "I have a little boy inside me"
Heh I bet that's what his victims said. . .
1 die_rattin 2018-01-26
Well it's only fair I guess
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-26
not really a whole new level though is it its just the same crazy bullshit theyve always thought
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
they’ve been putting on adult baby conventions since like 1991
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-26
At this time I choose to live my life as a 9 year old.
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-26
Why are there so many families with little girls sleeping in his house wtf I'm jelly
1 Standard12 2018-01-26
Didn't read it but he looks like a fat JD from Scrubs.