On one side I know Nutella is utter shit that you should never ever put inside your body, no matter where exactly.
On the other hand though right now I'm craving for that Nutella cake my mother used to make to lift me up. I remember those winter Sundays and that smell.
Goddammit. I wish I was a fatty so I wouldn't care about destroying my health.
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'This Is Not Normal': Nutella Riots Hit France After Stores Slash Prices : The Two-Way "At 8:15, there was already a waiting line of 200 people in front of the store," an employee at one Intermarché location said.
One video showed a throng of people rushing to collect as many jars of Nutella as they could carry.
In the footage, a woman is repeatedly heard saying that the situation "Is not normal," as people push their way to a stack of Nutella jars, leaving behind only crumpled cardboard cartons.
hazelnuts are trash, and those ketchup-hating culinary snobs should know that. instead, they're blinded to it by the same cocoa-powder-and-sucrose blend we've spent over 100 years adding to things that are actually good.
29 comments
1 nqtbty 2018-01-26
I wanted to say long live the Nutella revolution but I don't speak French 😥
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-26
vive le reviolucion baguette!
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-26
Jacque cousteau! Ananas! Baguette!
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-26
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1 Kryptic_Anthology 2018-01-26
This whole situation just seems a bit nutty.
1 eufouric 2018-01-26
Nutella is fucking disgusting
1 aqouta 2018-01-26
Agreed, it's almost as bad as vegemite.
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-01-26
You fucking what?
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-26
Your cool
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-26
Fuck you
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-26
And marmite is basically dog poop
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-26
Agreed
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-26
That doesn't excuse the Vegemite
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-26
Lies!
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-26
Fuck you
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-26
I'd fight over Nutella. It's fucking delicious.
1 Chicup 2018-01-26
Whoa there, its not bacon you are talking about here.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-26
Remember that these are the same Eurotrash who look down on burgers for fighting over TVs on Black Friday.
1 moudougou 2018-01-26
Pretty pathetic to fight for a tv tbf. A real alpha only hunts for food.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-26
The Chad eats the TV
1 syllabic 2018-01-26
>lives in usa
>opens front door
>gets shot
>lives in europe
>goes to supermarket
>trampled in nutella riots
1 moudougou 2018-01-26
it's savoir-vivre, not savoir faire smh
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-26
On one side I know Nutella is utter shit that you should never ever put inside your body, no matter where exactly. On the other hand though right now I'm craving for that Nutella cake my mother used to make to lift me up. I remember those winter Sundays and that smell.
Goddammit. I wish I was a fatty so I wouldn't care about destroying my health.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-26
Virtue signal harder about your healthy diet. I bet you're a faggot who eats avocado toast
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-26
No, I'm a faggot who still eats pizza three times per week, but pretends to live healthy.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-26
Their grandfathers did not surrender and willing serve Nazi's for this
1 autotldr 2018-01-26
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1 grungebot5000 2018-01-26
alright, fuck the french forever
hazelnuts are trash, and those ketchup-hating culinary snobs should know that. instead, they're blinded to it by the same cocoa-powder-and-sucrose blend we've spent over 100 years adding to things that are actually good.
1 DoctorMort 2018-01-26
https://i.imgur.com/94qaQLB.jpg
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-26
Hon hon faguettes gotta riot about something.