Shit-flinging mayo monkey makes colonial quip; locals are not amused

8  2018-01-26 by CultOfCuck

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Granny Zille has been flinging the shit on Twitter well before Trump. True story.

Here the boerskins react: https://www.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/7t4a5m/helen_zille_being_an_absolute_cock_bag_on_twitter/?sort=controversial

2,798km of coastline, only one river, and your country will die of drought because you're too fucking dumb to invest in sea water desalination.

Only in Africa™

only one river

No

So what's causing the drought exactly?

Rainfall has been less than usual. Some saying it's a 100-year severity drought.

Here is a decent analysis: https://m.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/how-severe-is-cape-towns-drought-a-detailed-look-at-the-data-20180123

The reaction by government has been truly shit both at the local DA level and the national ANC level. There is evidence they knew they would have to expand water supply years ago. DA did apply for funding from the national government for this, but was never allocated funds. The DA's handling of the situation has been way to lenient with restrictions until recently as well as other failures (such as those desalination plants). :/

They might get desalination up before we're fucked or nature will miraculously save CT with flash floods (this is what happened with a drought in Joburg/Gauteng). Else it's mad max time.

Jesus fucking Christ, can't you simply reply "The Blacks" and be done with it?

That's a whole paragraph about something nobody cares you're asking me to read.

Hey, you asked.

But sure, apparently the blacks (ANC) want the "white province" (DA) to suffer because the ones working in government are entitled, angry and have a vendetta against whitey.

Going to Africa was a mistake for the white man.

The white man should have looked towards the east for how to do it right. The Ottomans knew the successful strategy: castrate the slave boys and impregnate the slave girls.

What the hell is "day zero"? Is that when the aliens invade?

What the hell is "day zero"?

When the water mains get shut off.

Is that when the aliens invade?

Actually this would reduce population, decreasing demand for water... Hmmm.... :thinking:

Ugh. So the army is going to have bring in water by truck from other parts of the country? That can't be fun. Good luck.

So the army is going to have bring in water by truck from other parts of the country?

Yeah, it looks very likely that that will happen.

Good luck.

Thanks!

This is the Dutch's fault somehow

I never trusted them and I am sure they are to blame for both WW1 and WW2

I like how they immediately go for “racist!!!” even when just pointed out that they have an irrigation system yet still have moronically bring water from trucks. Truly South Africa will thrive when they push all the other racial groups out ✊🏿

After centuries of white excess, and over-consumption of resources, the most valuable resource of all, water, is rapidly running out in Cape Town.

Racists will claim that this is due to lack of foresight, planning and appropriate allocation of government resources by the new government of color, but the truth is, this has been a long time coming, and can be traced back to the oppressive roots of South Africa’s dark, and blood-splattered history. Cape Town is the birthplace of the most racist country on earth, founded in 1652 by the racist Dutchman Jan van Riebeeck, who arrived in a land teeming with Bantu Africans, according to the new, revised Afrocentric history of South Africa. For thousands of years, the native Bantus of the Western and Northern Cape had learned to live at one with the land, consuming only what they needed, and limiting their birthrate, as Africans are known to do, in order to minimize their impact on the environment. But when Riebeeck and his Dutch thugs landed, they immediately started pushing the Bantus off of their land, and forcing them to work as slaves on white farms. The white farms used orders of magnitude more water than the Bantus had ever used per person in all of their thousands of years of existence in the Cape. Gallons and gallons of water were transported to farms, and new white industries to fund white peoples’ lavish lifestyles, as the Bantu people stood and observed in shock, as these foreign brutes tore apart their once peaceful and sustainable civilization.

Later, the French and the British arrived, bringing their own industries, from wine farming to mining, all of which consumed even more water in an already baron country. Damns, boreholes, water pipelines and desalination plants were built across the country to support white peoples’ insatiable demand for water. But when the cruel and heartless white government finally disintegrated after decades of social justice activism by Western progressives, the new Bantu government reverted to the sustainable ways of their ancestors, choosing to live off the land rather than build new structures to usurp excessive amounts of water from an already dry and depleted land. Consequently, after centuries of white exploitation of resources, and excessive Western lifestyles, the water in Cape Town is almost depleted, and is expected to run out in a couple of months.

This story only fuels the narratives of racists, that the South African revolution was a disaster that flattened one of the most prosperous countries in the world. Just like Venezuela, progressives aren’t going to focus on this crisis like the right want them to. Instead, we’re going to focus on the next social justice issues, like importing Muslim refugees into Europe, introducing fair 70% tax rates on the rich, and teaching transgenderism to kindergartners. If there are any negative consequences that appear to arise from these new progressive initiatives, know that it is really the fault of conservatives, who laid the groundwork for those problems hundreds of years before. White South Africans are going to have to learn to live in harmony with nature, because their excessive, lavish lifestyles are simply unsustainable, and are not fit for an egalitarian, diverse, environmentally conscious era.